/smg/ - Stock Market General

shieeeeeeeeet edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
fintel.io/
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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nypost.com/2020/04/03/the-flash-actor-logan-williams-dies-suddenly-at-age-16/
newsmax.com/health/health-news/toilet-flush-germs/2020/04/03/id/961273/
youtube.com/watch?v=5ojedxpk2G8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

COOF COOF

india #1

Green

Rip muh nigga

>Green

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What do you wear when trading?

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dang.

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>bux in ID

BULL IS BACK MONDAY

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FUCK JEROME

RTX chads rise up

What do we open at Monday? $52? $55?

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where my XOMies at

will the market crash monday? will i finally sell my useless puts? will my gf ever sleep with me again?

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Show me your TA, tranner.

How much money did you guys lose this week? For me, it was $400.

Hoping RTX treats me better than RTN.

A plain white undershirt with black dress pants; I always have coffee and nic gum
I hate this market i hate this market i hate this market

Someone help me, options virgin here, but have been daytrading here for half a year. If I buy a put and it's ITM, I can sell it to someone else, I am then non liable for any exercises of the contract. Or is it that when I sell I am now the contract writer, and liable to be exercised on?

BUY OTIS

Right here. Wish I had more cash to load up.

Aussies shitpost in their ticker names too I guess

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first leg down was transfer from equities to cash.

second leg down will be a transfer from cash to gold.

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that bounce today is what kept me in the green.
What the fuck was XOM's problem?
USO = GREEN
DVN = GREEN
MRO = GREEN
XOM = *sound of someone falling down a bottomless pit*

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i lost everything

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$110

>President Trump: “I was never involved in a model... At least this kind of a model."
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1246208123767046153

Fucking Trump

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no...

this, the amount of construction rn is booming like never before and everyone needs elevators

easy 10x in the current market

>have an infectious disease lab in Wuhan
>let the people who run that shit have a side hustle selling dead lab animals to wet markets
>your nasty ass citizenry eats bats, cobras, and pangolins
>spark a likely global depression
can the world man up and kick them from the U.N. or at least from influencing WHO

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>I am then non liable for any exercises of the contract.
yes. also you can sell it at any time, ITM, ATM, OTM doesn't matter. also better stop trading options.

the second one

fool.com/investing/2020/04/02/why-raytheon-shares-fell-in-march.aspx

Basically sums up my thoughts, airlines won't want new planes for a while. Defense will be fine however, and in 5 years RTX could be in a great position

clean your fucking room you disgusting tranny

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right here

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why didn't you put in a stop loss?

$183 mostly on shorts thinking the market would finally remember there's an apocalypse and the latest RTN dump

Still %5 up

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could be worse, you could have had everything in imaginary crypto

i'm not falling for the red Monday meme again

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How can one man be so based

goys I have X calls and DIS calls
help

DUDE WTF

nypost.com/2020/04/03/the-flash-actor-logan-williams-dies-suddenly-at-age-16/

>Actor Logan Williams, who played a young Barry Allen in the CW’s “The Flash,” died suddenly Thursday at age 16.

>name a missile America uses and I'll tell you if Raytheon makes it

The R9X

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X GON GIVE IT TO YOU

Bullish

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My father's vision is going so he asked me to look at his stocks. This ameritrade account has like only a tiny bit of his investment savings but I was wondering if there is anything I should add or cut to this?

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who gives a shit about some garbage CW show actor, Bill Withers died today

my god she loves BBC

>5 years
Ever since I saw cruise ship bookings for 2021 are fucking UP 7% I've realized boomers will literally never stop travelling pointlessly and that airlines will be fine once the travel bans are lifted

>Two different answers

Those drawers are filthy. Clean them.

I love the idea of dividends and passive income, but is it smart to start with it now in my 20s when I have no capital? Isn't it better to accumulate 1 million dollars first and then switch into yield?

Or is dividend compounding just that strong?

oh it's givin it to me alright

probably was aids fucked by some disgusting hollywood pedos that raped him which destroyed his immune system

what should i say on WHISPER to get escorts to message me?

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Looking forward to the liveleak videos desu

Absolutely out of the question.

sell everything and go all in on SMDD. on monday the markets will inexplicably spike, and buy SMDD then. ride the tiger

if it was rona that did him in then its bearish and it chips away at the notion that young people are unaffected by the virus

Lesson I have learned today possibly
>Puts won't do as well Friday because people are buying cheap stock to hold over the weekend
How accurate does that sound?

full retard strong. The buffets yield on cost for KO is over 30%

You'll want growth first

She’s so fucking right

he can probably just hold onto everything till the economy recovers in 8 months, but MGM might just be dead

Don't look to your faggot politicians in times like this. Look to 1776.

>VIRUS MAY SPREAD IN ATOMIZED FECES AND BRAPS
>VIRUS MAY SPREAD IN ATOMIZED FECES AND BRAPS.

newsmax.com/health/health-news/toilet-flush-germs/2020/04/03/id/961273/

youtube.com/watch?v=5ojedxpk2G8

I appreciate the hand swooping gestures.

I was just trying to meme you away from trading options

>name a missile America uses and I'll tell you if Raytheon makes it
JAGM

are you kidding?!
this is not a lovely day.

Super strong BUT this is a financial crisis. DO NOT trust any company with a high yield and high debt.

ONLY companies with strong balance sheets will be able to support their dividends and make it through this.

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Start buying bluechips, divvys are nice because you can also use them to average down or to put into a new holding

>intentionally chosing a new lockheed missile replacing a raytheon missile
you cheeky cunt I see you

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Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?
Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?
Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?
Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?

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they finally made the homing bullets that stinky kid used when we were playing finger guns in primary school.

when do I get my UBI?

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It says what it does and it does what it says

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Right here sugar fuck anons that pump and dump Thurs made me 2k which I then I rebought today can't wait for Monday

When is the meeting Monday?

Futures red guys, that means buy, right? :^)

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Redpill me on ETFs, mainly GUSH.

Jesus Christ...
Getting crushed by a knife missile has to be one of the most badass ways to die that doesn’t involve fucking.

Oil is 100% fucked. Russia and OPEC want to fuck US shale.

there are no futures

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If you don't know what ETFs are you should NOT be buying leveraged commodity future ETFs

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We should give coronavirus to black people?

Futures don't return until Sunday, user. That's the closing numbers for today.

I'm so fucking tired of winning

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GUSH is basically crypto at this point

Fake news I'll never understand why you Pol faggots hate her so much she is a qt