Bros I'm scared

anyone actually got/had covid19?

>how bad is it?
>what are the symptoms?
>how long till recovered/are you 100% back to normal?

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I am simply too BASED to be infected

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Pretty sure I had it back in February. It felt like a really really strong flu. Really bad body aches. First week was downright awful and I hardly left my bed. Second week I was able to function pretty normally. Went away totally in about 2 and a half weeks.

You can defeat viruses with pure autism Never been less scared of anything in my life.

I have it (mild case so far, 7 days in)
symptoms: mild fever, diarrhea, cough, headache, sometimes small troubles breathing
hope to be immune soon

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I have it right now. 29yo male. Day 6 main symptom is fatigue, mild sore throat. Intermittent fever on first 3 days. Shortness of breath is noticeable. I have been pumping vit D, C and Zinc for the last month so I'm thinking thats whats keeping the symptoms mild.

Forgot to mention headaches too for the first few days.

yeah I had the intermittent fever aswell

Also, the sore throat is not like a tonsillitis sore throat. Its more like a burning sensation all the way from your tongue to your chest. Its a constant pain and doesn't hurt more to swallow. The pain level is only about 2.5/10 though.

It's just a Bat Flu, you are fine, only people already at deaths door are dieing. The media and government are exaggerating drastically.

Just a flu really. Started with a headache, couple of days later weakness, flu feeling, occasional dry cough. Lungs feel hot occasionally. The worst fever/flu feeling is right before it gets better. Then just a cough. Full recovery in 2 weeks ish

I have it.

You can’t fucking breathe for minutes at a time it feels like.

Tried to get up to go to the fridge and couldn’t get my second let out of the bed. Dizzy, sickening nausea overcame me.

The lack of taste and smell... Jesus it’s so much worse than you think. Not being able to taste and smell.... it’s utterly crushing.

The worst is the breathlessness and weakness though. You feel so utterly devastated and burdened and drained of fucking life.

Symptoms are dying down a bit now compared to yesterday but Jesus Christ is a LOT worse than I thought.

I was one of those guys saying “it’s just the flu”. I fucking hope everyone who said that gets it and realizes how utterly devastating it is.

My wife and kid had it back in Feb if you ask me. Wife was too sore to walk without moderate pain, coofing all over the place and couldn't breathe. Kid had a >104 high grade fever, sore eyes as she said, "they were going to pop out" and coof/sneeze. I always get sick when they get sick and I was taking care of both simultaneously. I only had a dry coof, which lends to the idea that it wasn't a flu (I definitely would have got it) and also the idea that corona has asymptomatic carriers. I've been trying to refute this for two months now, as I would not enjoy the idea that my own kid's life was in danger because I chose to live in NYC- but have been unable to convince myself they didn't have it. I'm not necessarily scared of the virus, but more afraid of how much WE don't know about it. Could be a simple fix in two years-could be a painful death until then. Imagine losing a family member to something as fucking ridiculous as chickenpox just because no one knew how to get them to quit scratching.

How long have you had it?

Thinking i may have had it a month ago. Had a wet cough though. Would wake up coughing and sweaty in the night. No headaches. All symptoms went away after a week then A week later it all came back. Cough again this time with sore throat. A weird sore throat that was constant minor pain, more irritating then anything. Took 10 days for the throat to get better then it felt like i had a lump in my throat for a few days before being 100% better

how old are you?

4 days. I heard it comes back sometimes but I feel like I’m getting better.

Already been genetically marked. Unlikely you'll avoid their final solution.

30. No underlying conditions. Worst experience of my entire life.

My sister said it was the worst pain shed had for two days. Then it disappeared and hasn't come back, two weeks ago. My other sister had fever on and off for two weeks, more like a regular flu where the fever comes and goes.

>diarrhea is a symptom
I'm fucked.

strange, I'm 28 and also no underlying conditions. I wonder why this differs so much for some people even in the same age group

damn, exactly me. No coof, four different waves of mild fever/sore throat/sick headache spaced out over 3 weeks, now I feel fine. Happened over late feb / early march. Totally dry, no sniffles or mucus at all. Also been pumping the Z+D+C, I take aged garlic and olive leaf extract too but I'd already been using those since before.

Personally I'm just worried if asymptomatic cases can still cause permanent lung and ball damage. Nobody seems to know yet.

only lasted 1 day

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not likely, the lung damages probably comes from pneumonia untreated

still worried about the balls tho. I'm already borderline hypogonadal and been low test low libido since ever.

Are you a smoker ?

Sounds like any flu I've ever had, big deal
You can't taste and smell during flu anyway, so what

At least I gave one more aryan child to this shit earth, the torch is now yours borother.

protip: the reason for the "shortness of breath" is your own immune system destroying your lung tissue. This is also why the symptoms come on so quickly. The drug hydrochloroquine (shown to treat) happens to be an immunosuppressant.

Basically, your immune system procrastinates and let the virus spread. Viral load has shown to be highest BEFORE symptoms arise. Then your immune system plays catchup like a 90IQ college student writing his thesis the day before it's due. Because there's so much work that's been put off, your immune cells go haywire, killing shit with high intensity, including your lung cells. THAT is what kills people and puts them on ventilators.

My bet would be, that common NSAIDs like advil/aspirin would be effective against this, since they reduce inflammation and are slightly immunosuppressive. I personally was taking aspirin before I was even aware I had the virus, and I had no trouble clearing it. Tested positive weeks ago but have no symptoms now. My only symptoms were a very mild cough before.

I would also bet, that going out and sunbathing would make your symptoms much worse. This is not medical advice.

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there are a lot of people out there, like me, who got waht they figured was just the worst Flu of their fuckin' lives in jan/feb, and now wonder if we actually got covid.

short story is that for most people it's basically just the worst Flu you ever had but that's it and then you get better. it spreads like wildfire though, my whole family got it including 70 year old boomer parents and they survived without pneumonia or a ventilator or anything like that.

I've had the flu twice and the flu was worse in every aspect except for the shortness of breath which is kinda anxiety producing.

>I gave one more aryan child to this shit earth
fuck off pooskin

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the people talking about "rice crispy lungs" where they kinda crackle when you breathe is what really convinces me we got it.

thanks for sharing bros I hope everything will be fine & it doesn't stay forever, hard not to stress about it.

also, what do you guys think, is it a bioweapon? with the disproportion of men affected & attacking the balls/sperm function as well, I can't helping thinking it is

>protip:
lol back to reddt faggot

I had a brutal flu mid December and now chink flu. Totally different

>just a flu
>recovery in 2 weeks

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>pooskin

I come from the blood of American frontiersman. Nothing superior exists. You are inferior.

>how bad is it?
Pretty bad, but not end of the world bad. If you remember the 2007 recession, it's a lot worse than that economically, and that doesn't include people getting sick everywhere.
But should you be trying to get a year's worth supply of food? No. Should you get 3 months supply, that would be ideal, because you want to spend as little time in public as possible.

>what are the symptoms?
The virus has stages.
First is incubation/no symptoms. You're officially infected and you don't know it, but you're still contagious.
Next stage is symptoms, usually flu like. Fever, DRY cough(if you have a phlemy cough, then you have the regular flu) and lethargy/shortness of breath. At this point, you should be getting bed rest as much as possible.
Next stage is pneumonia. You're at risk of dying if you get to this point. It isn't the virus that's killing you, it's your own immune system.
If you don't recover in the pneumonia stage, you're dead.
Depending on healthy you are, you can recover at any point. Some people will recover while in incubation, most will recover during the flu systems. But the unlucky few will die from it
>how long till recovered/are you 100% back to normal?
We won't get back to 100% normal until there's a vaccine, which will be minimum 1 year out, maximum 2 years.
Depending on where you live, you can see society "recovering" around as early as August and as late as October. Most businesses will reopen, but they will be working under heavy regulations in order to prevent a bad second wave.
Restaurants will likely only be able to open every other table.
Grocery stores will make people wait in line 6 feet apart, which means they'll probably have to have a lot more cashier aisles open.
There will still be no concerts, sports or anything where people gather in mass and close proximity.
After the peak ends and hospitals stop getting fucked in the butt, hopefully there will be enough N95 masks to go around.

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Only unhealthy faggots get it. It's a left-wing global plot substituting for "climate change" which no one took seriously

>I have it right now. 29yo male. Dick 6 inches lazy, mild drunk. Horny on first 3 nights. Shortness of duration is noticeable. I have been pumping vine , dope, cocaine and pie in a kitchen sink for the last month so I'm thinking that's whats it is.
You understand that flu is what your own body purge? and Virus there is no such a thing in a sense that it is not a thing at all it conceptualized figure of speech that you can not see by electronic microscope or point it out .
It is free masons idea Jewish fraternity they always have this mystic like Gravity, balls in imaginary space,... Virus is happen before every election and President writes billion dollars checks from tax payers pockets to solve the noting problem. It is imaginary and highly contagious spreads by mass media fear. But if you know that there's no such a thing
If you got a flu drink a lots of tea and sweat in sauna or in bed , clean your lymphatic system it has no pump so you have to move your body from time to time other ways your body purge by flu . I have to admit secretly I was imagining writing something like that on a 1 april fools day

i think many have had it without paying much attention. it's possible it peaked in february all over the world already, and that they only started testing each cough patient in march really...it's a mess

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from my dick dropping something and hair falling out I looked at the mirror and sow written on my forehead corona... We all going to die Call to Trump let he write one more billion dollar check from tax payers pockets, We need ventilators in hospital . trucks with a fridges for bodies , and plenty of vaccines so start social shaming everyone who is not scared and force vaccines , how else we will get a bodies?

Genetics"How well/fuctional ones immune system is", different mutations of corona as it passes around , wether someome prep ahead of time before getting it with zinc/vit c and d, etc

Some roastie journalist got it in Toronto because she was fucking a lot of men in the so-called "dating" scene and eating out every night.

Said it sucked because breathing is so very labored. But survived to roast on.

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Why yes, I'm definitely enjoying my 2nd week breathing through what feels like only half my lungs. How could you tell?

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hell yes brother. let the roasties spread legs and spread love. boys gotta coom.

we've been quarantined for three weeks now, pretty strict. anywhere you wanna go that might have some nature and space is overcrowded with yuppie fuckers, who annoy me, with our without pandemic. anywhere there is a "trail," there's a fucker who isn't moving out of the way fast enough. this is normally my cross to bear as i am semi autistic about personal space on shared public walkways, but people are too numerous in nature areas. the gay mayor had to shut them down. so now there's really no where to go. stuck with my gf all day long and seeing thots posted in threads everywhere is making me horny all the time . these are my symptoms...

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No no no no it is not ordinary season flu it is a special one Corona noticed by mass media denied by doctors and Trump already wrote a billion dollar check to solve National Crisis .
Billion dollars for a flu ... What a Loving heart has Donald Trump to American people.
Virus happens before every election check it out
Virus visit us like Santa regularly and social expense goes to private pockets.

I had the same symptoms but got denied a test because i wasnt in direct contact with anyone from a hotspot and i dont work in medical. I even had pain when breathing but my doc just said its just a flu bro over phone and said I just stay home for another 3 days.

Women remember dick size with men they slept with 30 years ago??? My wife says she can't remember when any of the guys were like that she slept with in college. Is it because Joe was famous and memorable or does my wife remember every dick she had in her and just isn't telling me.

that's a trick you can not tell , but you always can suggest to imagine that it is corona because in reality there is no such a think dummy ;O)

holy translator fail

please stick to uzbeki language boards from now on, your license to type english has been revoked

stop spamming thread, you seething slav. go watch RT, maybe putin will be your best friend some day

I had it. It was like a bad cold with extra pain in the chest and throat. I’m a smoker, weed and cigarettes, and even two weeks after peak systems it still hurts after I smoke.

You don't remember people you slept with previous to your wife? Your wife for sure remembers dick size but is being polite.

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Why is our immune system so shit bros?

Why are chinks such a shitty group of people?

How fucked are we bros?

Did you recover?

she can remember and she can forget, memory is such a strange thing. if you respond to a casual question like "how was the sex with your first gf?" the response is one thing, but if you use kind of a more lewd phrasing, it will bring up memories and feelings that weren't in the first response.

also i think some women are wired differently. some can cum from penetration, some really really enjoy it. others not as much. so the importance of size varies, which means the memory will vary from roastie to roastie. it also depends on how they mentally and emotionally process the guy she slapped happies with. if he has some grand symbolism on this identity level, it will hit different. but most hooking up happens when severely drunk, and women are so preoccupied with ridiculous shit during sex and before and after that it's almost like sex is just the lubricant to get the social gears spinning towards a relationship/self-realization that leads to a better, different relationship

I don't fucking believe anyone here has/had corona

I probably have it but it's been getting better, first week i had a lot of pain and it kept going on for some time and i have a cough but not much. I called three separate Canadian health/help lines and they all said no tests necessary on the basis that i don't know anyone with it (they are aware of the symptoms) so i carried on every day like i normally would and went to work for at least a week but then decided to take a break.

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