Pumped edition
>Brokers
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>Stock market words
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>Risk management
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>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
fintel.io
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com
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first for bullfags
fucking seething over SCO right now
your edition might not age well
Is cooming on my gf priced in?
wtf
BOGGED
Why doesn't everyone sell already so I can buy
FED FURTHER SLOWS PACE OF TREASURY BUYING TO $50 BILLION PER DAY
>FED FURTHER SLOWS PACE OF TREASURY BUYING TO $50 BILLION PER DAY
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>FED FURTHER SLOWS PACE OF TREASURY BUYING TO $50 BILLION PER DAY
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>FED FURTHER SLOWS PACE OF TREASURY BUYING TO $50 BILLION PER DAY
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>FED FURTHER SLOWS PACE OF TREASURY BUYING TO $50 BILLION PER DAY
FED FURTHER SLOWS PACE OF TREASURY BUYING TO $50 BILLION PER DAY
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>FED FURTHER SLOWS PACE OF TREASURY BUYING TO $50 BILLION PER DAY
Jerome is out of ink
>mfw watching the market right now
>3D
Get out!
>not in
ngmi
That's also very bullish.
*bf
I like to imagine that this is the person who just fucking coofed at me on my way home from the grocery store.
You are sheep
The fed is sheep dog
Jews are the shepherds
get ready for the 50b injection in 20 min along with all the shorts covering
>pump
Why do I still browse those threads?
>my three trade idea were busts
>down $1000
>see XOM was doing a bounce
>buy at wrong time
>it stay within normal zones
>Still down though
>HODL
>it bounced right back to where I needed it
>sold at the peak of the bounce
>overall today, I made $54
AY YO
FUCK TODAY
>vnq
>Vgk
>Xlk
>Qqq
>Xly
>Vxx
>Xlk
Amazing prices rn
*BREATHES IN*
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>made $350 in that pump
Blessed
lol dude snapped his shit up
>pulling out
cuck
>darker skin people are getting hit harder by the virus
why did I have to be born a spic
Exit my positions this morning. I'm waiting for this clown market to pick a direction in the next 2 weeks.
you... you didn't buy, did you?
AAAAAAAAA I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED
I BOUGHT IN TOO EARLY AND TRUSTED POWELL, HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME POWELL
first reply decides the first stock I ever buy in my life
Must be under $5 and I'm only buying one share
spics are considered white people. haven't you seen prison mug shots in the media
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I have some bullish news about your gf user...
ford you stinky loser
bros...
I had a dream where I found some fresh Juul pods
what does it mean
Buddy, average your ass into the market and stay put. Maybe hold back a bit because there's no fucking way this is the bottom.
This shit is not worth the anxiety.
DCA man, DCA.
just wtf is going on with the stocks?
Mr. Garrison?
fORD
THESE BAGS ARE HEAVY, JEROME
Ford are fucked, sell ford
scratch that, i'll be nice, gamestop.
Has Jerome given up?
Don't actually buy Ford, buy $5 worth of SNSS.
Actual volume
excuse me miss, can you point me towards the dairy section?
>Under $5
Your first stock is going to be a meme pump and dump stock? Jesus christ
BREHS...
stupid, useless, old, busted vix
Powell trading with like 10 other dudes while the rest of the world is watching.
you guys ARE all in on oil right? trumps about to poomp
jerome logs in 20 min before close
Macy's works too.
As kun Elon predicted, some kind of UBI is the future, there simply is not enough jobs as technology advances exponentially.
Since sub prime real employment percent barely got any better and graduates were not able to find jobs.
So, while covid is motly fake hysteria, perhaps it's good thing after all and ubis become more
standard and technology produces cheap basic needs.
Picture was taken in the freezer section for a reason
jnug
>buying at the top
No really, buy Ford.
What's the skinny on UWT? Did it get liquidated or is it going to be redeemed?
No joke though, negros are getting raped by coronachan in new york and minnesota with entire black families getting wiped out. Its like the chinks used their genetics knowledge from all the ancestry companies they own to wipe out africa.
We are about to shoot up.
Anyone actually still use DOMSCUMM or was that just a silly meme?
Certainly far from "all in" but I bought 68 shares of Targa today just in case.
When are we going back to normal?
Thats the most Georgian girl I have ever seen. If that girl did not come straight from Tiflis or Telawi I will eat a sheep
Worst case scenario you lose $5, best case scenario they actually cure cancer and you get $500.
Supposedly last day of close
>he fell for the biggest bear trap in history
NOT MODEST
NO MARRY
NO HYMEN
NO DIAMOND
SNSS isn't going to be going any lower than it currently is. There is a reason for the sudden and massive insider buying that the board permitted yesterday.
selling jnug for more oil
Well I was going to buy a single share in something and keep it forever as a sort of momento because I love you guys, or at least keep it for a long time
Why did everyone say Ford? Ford motor co?
I'm not going to go all in on anything in this clown market but I did buy 100 shares of UCO for the memes
>Bulltards literally coping with a crab market
>*bzzz* *bzzzzz*
>"Hello? This is based department?"
Pomp eet
>VIX -6%
You fucking bulls are stupid.
SPY 190
first thing that came to mind. Macy's and Gamestop are better plays, but if you want to hold a share of god knows what for forever, ford might serve you better.
We don't even have enough workers for manual labour let alone skilled labour and your talking UBI? There are automatic roofing machines but no company uses or buys them because up front and maintenance costs are so much. The cost of a robotic AI would be so retardedly high that even if they would work, the cost would be astronomical. Elon yang and yourself are fucking morons that ignore reality
What a bull, I want higher! Higher!
why are we importing millions of workers if there is a shortage of jobs?
DOMSCUMM is the truth
Buying Ford is like buying airlines, don't do it. If you want a long hold stock then buy an ETF like spy.
Ford is an American institution and will either be bought out or bailed out before it gets delisted. Might as well be a utility company at this point.
Why is she drinking diesel? Diesel doesn't even smell good. Just drink Gasoline like us 120IQ RETARDS
wtf is she okay?
We are edging on TA. NQ has already broken the downward trend soon the DOW and the S&P will too the more we crab. We're in a huge wedge if that breaks up it's over for this party.
lol stupid bitch is going to poison herself
Glad someone else remembered that shit. I never gave it a real honest try.
I cant get my dick hard brehs. Help
Luckin Coffee
wha?
This REFR shit better not drop anymore i'm gonna nuke your house
Bros, NRZ is done for, aren't they?
Could be a valid move but that's very risky. I bet some large funds have rules against holding stock in companies that are about to go through bankruptcy, so you'll get oversold bargain prices and then you can sell to the vultures who swoop in once they've done their due diligence. The downside is you could get fucked on a company that really is worth 0 and then you just become a bagholder for eternity.
I'd say it's no more risky than the Yas Forums method of buying short term puts and praying for -10% days.
You’re saying the crab party is over and it’s time for full bull?
Look up the Jessica Khater video
kek that cat had the chase instinct even tho the guy was just walking. sometimes when i go running at 3/4/5am there's a cat that will emerge from the side of the road and start chasing me.
>diesel
It's E85. Gotta get that High Fructose Corn Syrup fix somehow.
Anyone else buy bull stocck predicting EOD pump? I only hope we were right or else I lost 1% for nothing
>imagine not buying the bottom
MRO
fuck Ford
Should I short Sqqq at a $3 loss/ 100 shares?
I don't think I'll break even in this clown market.
witness me
I got into a DVN $9 call yesterday for the cheap and now its pumping like crazy... more than other oil companies.
I'm a little concerned about how green I am.
P.S. thank you to the oil user yesterday who posted the Iran will take over Iraq and close the Hormuz theory
Ofcourse you have niche manual labor jobs. We talking about big factories, farming, producing basic needs. All that automated soon. Clearly,
the unemplyoement numbers even before covid were indicating no really need for labor. Helicopter money is the future
They are asking for a bailout
it's only over if you sell
GUYS
WHAT HAPPENED I SLEPT IN
also, what the fuck is this guy talking about:
I dont see it really. I mean it is a time where the US and Iran would both profit from high tensions so raise the price, but I do not see something happening right now. Maybe after the OPEC meeting so teh Saudis do not throw a fit.
Maybe Venezuela will get some "increased tensions" soon.
Any SPY/VOO bagholders in?
I feel nothing. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOJO
>Ethanol.
She's just getting drunk is all
wkhs
Idiots need something to blame for their poor gambling decisions
holy fuck i wanna distill that now.
imagine
a barrel of booze for $28
god bless the saudis
We're not having a war in Iran because it's genuinely retarded. We'll invade Venezuela tho
anons responding to anime as if it was a real person
hurry up and buy stocks before you fall back into a deep sleep
do you exercise and drink plenty of water?
my life has been a bit of a bonerfest in 2020, it's actually a bit distracting 2bh
what is it when u arent hard yet but ur dick is pulsating rapidly, cuz my cock is having a seizure right now
>Shorted, made aa bunch of money
>Shorted again at the bottom, lost all that money
>Longed at the top, lost more money
>Want to buy more calls but now I'm paranoid I'm just going to light more money on fire
Now's a good time to get in