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go crab
op a coomer
JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DAY TRADE
Fuck oil.
bullish?
Total stock market ETFs
how do i short zoomers?
How do crabs make money
(and that's a good thing)
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF 2020
IT TOOK HIM Yas Forums. THE LAST STRAW WAS PIC RELATED. THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER LOVELY DAY.
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>the mouse
Holy shit I'm buying that bitch once 200 EMA flattens out.
do you not watch the news? trade oil rn you buffoon
>tfw i had the maximum amount of sick leave/time off i can get and started today
Sick leave is allowed to be used as general time off because of the virus, i'm off for two paid fucking months, every other wagie better get back in the cage
Is EQIX the ultimate stock?
Will EQIX become Google tier?
How can EQIX fail?
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if you don't have 25k in your account you won't be daytrading shit niggy thanks to pochahontos law
lol
That's twice now I've shilled a good stock here only for it to go ignored. MRNA is going to the moon. Phase 2 trials for the coronavirus vaccine expected to start in spring, WAY ahead of schedule. Fauci saying it's a game changer.
WHO HERE GETTING MOTHERFUCKING JUST'D RIGHT NOW?
India is doomed
Good cover story.
There's an article out there somewhere that said Wuhan Virologists would go to local caves, catch bats, and ram a q tip up the bats ass to collect and study viral specimens in their lab.
Id rather stay poor than play the biomeme roulette desu
What
Reposting because haha
Hahhahaaa
I SOLD AT 30 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Crabs make money writing options. Nothing moves and they collect the premiums. Although I agree the person you were responding to knows nothing about markets and just likes to cheer for seafood.
Phase 2 is wayyyy early, it means they don't expect to complete a vaccine until 3+ years even with emergency leniency. Other companies are already phase 3 in some cases, some 2b, and a couple more already well into phase 2.
I bought in at 22 and took some profit at 32 yesterday. There's still plenty potential for upside, IMO. It hasn't had the same mooning that others saw on speculation alone, the downside risk is much lower.
I sold my NLY yesterday. Today its down 15%. Whew.
SVXY and write options.
remember cash is king
TELL ME HOW THAT IV CRUSH IS FEELING BOBO AND MUMU
Didn't apple have a LOT more cash recently?
Get a load of this retard lying through his teeth. They're the only ones in trials with a vaccine period. INO is planning to start phase 1 this month.
buy GM calls, it's going to 20 EOD
Mr. Krabs... I don't feel so good
Why do 3x leverage ETFs suck so fucking bad? Smallcap is down 2% yet my """"""3x"""""" short is only up 4%. The fuck?
>buying GM anything
GM is a house of cards about to collapse. They've been shit for years. Buying GM is playing Russian roulette.
fwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
Looks like another crab down into EOD pump. Literally a repeat of yesterday.
I'm new to this, what is the problem with crab market?
Is good, no one wins, no one loses...
right?
if you had to pick, GM, Ford, Honda, Toyota, or Daimler?
AMD CHEAPIES SOON
GRAB THEM WHILE YOU CAN
My sides! I wonder how many people will bite.
We want winners and losers or what's the fucking point. Its a wasted day. And options fags are losers in crab markets, unless you've got the balls to sell them.
they probably bought the dip, also took a hit on the china factories.
I am looking at GOOG
I'm not talking about long term forecast, it's just that market makers are up to their tits in puts today and will pump the thing so they expire worthless before the session ends.
i'll buy amd when it's $20
Options gamblers lose.
Avoid the auto industry for another 2 months once sales have a chance of picking up again.
Ok retard.
+ for King Krab m3m3
It won't fall below 42 retard.
Last night's TSLA pump is slowly melting
I was up 400% to weeks ago now I'm back at baseline
>EOD pump
Based retard
>Not selling at 57 and rebuying at 39.
People told me that I was crazy and going to miss the moonshot, turns out I called the top.
selling puts is EZ $
Iron condor.
megadosing on vitamin C cures the virus, megadosing on vitamin D prevents you from ever getting the virus
I'm out. Looking for a second opinion. I'd pick Ford or Toyota, but I'm only guessing as an auto insurance fag.
where do i get data on this? option interest?
To the SCO bag holders today, I'm so sorry
Okay, I see. Thank you for that clarification. Yeah, there's a lot of market makers who are going to want their weeklys to expire worthless today.
yeah and the jews dont want you to know about this simple cure that's demolishing the whole world
Red today so we can “cool off over the weekend”
WHERE ARE MY TRUMP BUCKS I NEED TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY
5K on SPY 255 puts expiring today at $4.95
Currently $5.66
Bear bros do we hold over the weekend?
IDK, they constantly rebalance or something. I have no idea what's in them. Maybe they constantly buy and sell bear certs or something.
Whoever bought Tesla puts this morning will have made at least 1000%.
hmmm.
never hold over the weekend
opricot.com
Very valuable information. It's not perfect but if market makers are in danger of losing millions in a single day they'll pump that shit hard by EOD. They really need to try to push it above 21 today to dodge that giant red put dildo.
I’m going to push those panties to the side and pump pump pump my load deep into that ass and she’ll screeeeeeaaam
Should all sex offenders kill themselves?
hopefully we can inch back over the day and sell for a small loss...
Vitamin D overdose is going to fuck you up more than Corona chan would.
Megadosing LSD opens your third eye
in the weekend the big gains are made
Seafood is awesome.
Yes they should
Same with XOM. Bulltrap confirmed. If the oil talks fall through on monday (and why wouldn't they?) maybe we will finally see oil stocks in line with the oil price. XOM should be at 30, not fucking 40.
NEW YORK HAS 10K NEW CASES ONLY IN MORNING UPDATE
>NEW YORK HAS 10K NEW CASES ONLY IN MORNING UPDATE
NEW YORK HAS 10K NEW CASES ONLY IN MORNING UPDATE
Evens: OPEC meeting Monday falls through
Odds: OPEC and Russia agree to cut production
Dubs: MBS dies in an accident before the meeting
Trips: US declares war on Venezuela, Iran declares war on SA
Someone help me out please.
So I bought 30 put contracts on IVR for a strike of 1 dollar at the date of 4/17. I bought these when the share price was roughly 3 dollars and the contracts were .20 cents a piece.
Even though this company is fucking tanking my puts are now considered worthless? Why I'm getting fucked?
How low are we going today bobros?
I blame myself. I could've sold for a 10% gain yesterday buy I got greedy.
And now we must dance the retard dance.
Why would someone based do something as cringe as killing themselves?
reminder that you could have been a billionaire if you made 2 well placed trades last month
you missed the opportunity of a lifetime
Alright I'm starting to really feel these fucking REFR bags, this stock better 10x
what am i doing wrong
isnt shell global and wti just US
lol
You cursed all bobos
lmoa
This but I open condors to dab on little mumu cucks too
Now it's worth more than 3x. I have no idea how the fuck 3x leverage works.
There was a study about this in January, researchers found a man was infected with SARS-CoV2 from 200 meters away by a "diarrhea plume".
should i hold SCO through monday on hopes the OPEC talks fail or just dump these bags now?
it didnt tank fast enough. when did you buy the puts? something about implied volatility kills puts gains but i dont know how or why it works so im done with puts
This market is absurd and you're likely to lose money.
More dead liberal voters is bullish for the economy
CUOMO USING NATIONAL GUARD TO TAKE VENTILATORS AND PPE!!!
>CUOMO USING NATIONAL GUARD TO TAKE VENTILATORS AND PPE!!!
CUOMO USING NATIONAL GUARD TO TAKE VENTILATORS AND PPE!!!
>CUOMO USING NATIONAL GUARD TO TAKE VENTILATORS AND PPE!!!
CUOMO USING NATIONAL GUARD TO TAKE VENTILATORS AND PPE!!!
>CUOMO USING NATIONAL GUARD TO TAKE VENTILATORS AND PPE!!!
Who is going to buy a company going to get delisted/penny
Balls of titanium. Have you not seen this shit go south before?
Ik you're joking but still
Yeah I should..
bros i just wanna buy every stock...but i dont have the money
OH SHIT IT'S REAL FUCK NO
Youre feeding money to a clown market
Imagine voting
I could find the crude oil one
So someone shit their pants in public and sprayed virulent shit fumes all over the place?
Give me your money before you kys
>Spy 161 put 4/17
Bruh that's way too low.
Who
No one in these threads does, lmao. They just FOMO into SQQQ.
At what point is AMD a good buy? Is it really going to go back to $60+ or is this the correction?
You're getting IV crushed. It still has to tank lower for you to actually get anything.
ty user, i do like the max pain chart hah
Isnt that the point of puts? Like this company could hemorrhage below a dollar so my contracts are valuable, I understand decay but part of me thinks this is robinhood bullshit.
You cant day trade with $2000.
It's just insane to imagine being infected by a bubble of diarrhea from 2 football fields away.
Dump RDS.B before monday?
I have a 200 put expiring in August and I don't feel remotely confident.
>he doesn't know about India
NEW YORK IS BROKE
Last week
If you bought a funeral parlor no one would die kek
reminder that the cocky and delusional bullfags will get fucked in the ass by bobos
its all i could afford and i thought as long as the market goes down all the put strikes go down even a little bit to make me a small amount of profit but i guess the only way to make money is to buy the in the money ones
The markets want to fall even further down, tough resistance right now. I think it's going down more though
bought too far otm, and as someone has already said IV crush
How much you gotta put in?
I've gotten tricked too many times with this shit. I've got cash, i'll DCA whatever it drops to
Dunno. I don't even know how to read a balance sheet, I'm just a speculator. Any oil stock is cheap right now, but despite not being a leftist, I don't see oil being the future. Especially in this post-corona world. International travel as we know it is dead for the foreseeable future.
Lol
>cheapies
>buy the dip
>this is the bottom
MY PUTS ARE KILLING ME SHOULD I PULL OUT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No one is really buying options on IVR, and you're getting IV crushed. Next time buy an option with 30-90% IV
25k for margin
no requirement for cash but your trades need to settle
>unarmed part time “soldiers”
They’ll probably get beaten up by a black mob looting the warehouses desu
Yeah, those are cheap for a reason.
You'd be better off with a few less options but closer to ITM.
$6.56 now
is going higher the jobless will reach +47 million
priced in
i get 2x bp with less than 25k on tda
Way too low, way to early expiration. Wtf are you doing?
Me, why doesn't the DJIA go down ?
megadosing vitamin c makes you piss pure vitamin c. megadosing vitamin d will give you kidney stones and make you pray for death.
In Massachussetts, public urination is officially classified as a sex offence and you're a registered sex offender if they catch you tinkling in an alleyway at 3AM.
Keep those May puts dude, they’ll be deep in the money by then
What the fuck
Why the fuck are you even trading options?
Dude spy hasn't been that low since 2013
Fuck if I know I'm hodl when I bought at $46 weeks ago
Based. Fuck public pissers. That shit stinks.
155 SPY??? holy shit user what were you thinking?
The space between 0 - 1 is a bad place to play. Let's look at it this way ..
Stock goes to zero, bankrupt. You exercise at 0.01
The maximum value of exercising into $1 strike is .99 x 100 per contract, or $99. There's just not much money to be made there even if you are 100% correct on the strike because of the price floor.
o-ok bobo you can stop now. please go up
Who else gonna be putting their Trumpbux and extra unemployment directly into stocks?
>megadosing
Just take an extra Flintstones vitamin every day dude, you don't need to go full blown 1,000,000 IU/day kidney stone bloatmaxxing.
IT WAS A DUMB MISTAKE THESE WERE MY FIRST OPTIONS TRADES
Should I cut my loses and try to get more reasonable options like the last one? Help me, it hurts
Lmao you must have missed the post last week, some guy had 90 SPY puts and 0.50 ford puts
I understand. I'm holding SPY 200 for July 17th, which is a bit more realistic (but maybe still not happening in this clown market). I've reverted to buying close to ITM puts/calls and selling when I get about 25%-50% profit. Its more consistent gains, and less risky because I can ditch them for more of my original money.
Well I hope you learned a valuable lesson about decay user.
yeah i'd probably just cut my losses
live to fight another day
You should stop listening to those autists at /r/wsb. Here I am worried about my 5/15 240p and niggas out here buying 4/17 180p's
>don't see oil being the future
THREADLY REMINDER: OIL IS KING AND ALTERNATIVES ARE NOT NEARLY ECONOMICALLY EFFICIENT ENOUGH TO DETHRONE IT.
Dudes, is anybody paying attention to all these corporate bond downgrades? Is this shit going to pop?
What an absolutely crabbish reversal, we've been had, bullbros.
Asteroids are not headed toward the earth and even if they are they won't be here by the time your puts expire.
I had 1% gains today 10 minutes in...I should have sold.
thinking about buying 2 Jan 15th XLE 30 Calls. this is the lowest XLE has been in almost 20 years.
I have a XOM 23put, expiring in June, down 70%. That's my second ever options trade. My first ever options trade was a deep ITM put against Boeing, and I made like 50€ with that. Your move. That was also like a week ago.
You can always tell when these noobs can't understand the greeks. A 0.50 ford put is going to have a delta of like, nothing.
Oil will continue to be used as long as it's economical to extract it. Which it will be for a very long time.
Yeah, desu it was a retarded trade, it was my first option and I was copying some moron on /r/wsb... God, should I cut the losses asap?
You’re retarded if your worried about May 240 puts
Losing money is the best motivator
Is there any hope for me? Or am I toast?
u buy the dip boys?
I buy around 30 shares everytime it dips, i doubt it is going to tank much more than it already has
probably, don't want to get caught bagholding over the weekend...