Feels like the guys in The Big Short watching the housing market and economy crash but their swaps/shorts weren't going up wondering how the fuck that is possible.
Kevin Cox
GIVE ME ROCKETS TO SHORT/LONG
Justin Evans
>it's another crab nothing day AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT STAND THIS SHIT, ITS LIKE ASKING YOUR GF WHERE SHE WANTS TO EAT. MAKE UP YOUR MIND EITHER DUMP OR RALLY
Leo Price
I told you gaylords to invest in Blizzard, everyone in the world will be playing WoW 12 hours a day for the next 18 months.
Lincoln Morgan
Stocks shrug off XXXXXX
Every day. Every day, there's bad news. But stocks "shrug it off" and go up anyway. Record unemployment? Shrug it off! Over a million cases? Shrug it off! And so on. Every. Day.
Brayden Hughes
Shit movie but accurate. These pumps are just the big boys bailing their positions out and getting on the right side of things.
going bad to bed, see you guys when futures open tonight.
Juan Roberts
why? no more red mondays/weeks ever again it's only green forever
Brayden Jenkins
BUY BUY BUY
Jaxson Hernandez
CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE
Easton Gonzalez
They won't shrug it off come to the end of the day, only complete retards will be holding during the weekend in this enviroment. Massive sell off and the end to the day.
Cameron Evans
Do we even have a date for the meeting?
Lucas Gutierrez
monday
Leo Perry
Yeah buy under $40. But oil will probably go lower even with a deal. Too much supply and not enough demand. So pace your buying.
Austin Morales
The deal was a lie, Trump lied .
Dylan Perry
>implying i have a gf
CRABCELS REJOICE
Levi Wilson
April 6th, Monday.
Christopher Thomas
Even if the deal is "fuck you we're not stopping the pump unless you also stop the pump"?
Michael Jones
Bullish But really this might be the trigger for the second drop.
Adam Lopez
There is no volume today
Jackson Baker
Theyll stop when their power is cut off.
Anthony Brooks
TRUMP LIED, PEOPLE CRIED
Gabriel Diaz
Fuck is CCL all over the place today very volatile
Evan Davis
meeting is confirmed happening on monday, Trump told the truth as usual. if its one great thing about Trump, he doesnt lie. he is a straight shooter and gives non-politician direct answers and even accidentally tells the truth when hes not supposed to
Sebastian Walker
>He actually thinks Trump isn't going to shrug and slap a tariff on oil imports if the majors don't stop dumping
10yr bonds are still unusually flat, but higher, this week. I still think a big move is waiting, but this makes sense with the S&P trading nearly flat for the week.
That bitch on CNBC said "priced in" She browses Yas Forums
btw my job just said we'll WFH until June 10th minimum.
Brayden Green
animal crossing desu sempai also their consoles have been sold out
Isaiah Morris
Anyone who thinks russia and SA are going to stop while shale still stands is an actual mental retard but it doesn't matter because trump will tweet fictional events and the fed will soon start buying oil
Alexander Diaz
PRICED. IN. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Isaiah Gutierrez
Not going to be resolved until Monday
Cooper Williams
>tfw the beginning of every month of 2020 has been tumultuous as fuck
What shit is about to pop off for April, Yas Forums?
>Just go shopping >Want to make pizza dough >All good flourr sold out >All yeast sold out >Only stuff left is the cheap flour you can buy for almost nothing >Cant make pizza Why do people hoard that way? Are they retarded? If the moment comes that they cant get flour they will not get electricity for their ovens either. What are they going to do? Eat flour raw?
Was it just me or did the CEO of Bank of America sound panicked when he was on Cramer, specifically when he asked if debt forgivness is going to fuck the bank
>Oil down ~70% in 4 months >People start hunting for shorts at the new bottom after such a massive freefall >Price pump for whatever reason like always (this time because of Trump's tweet) >Butthurt ensues
you now realize that Sony and Microsoft are going to release $500+ shitboxes while you can pick up a switch + a game of their choice for less than $400
Sebastian Garcia
you can do more with flour than bake bread you know?
Mason Sullivan
b-b-but xi ping pong told me he beat the italian-us-french-japanese coronavirus
Lucas Hill
Time to crab between 250 and 252
Josiah Nelson
TONS OF LIBRARIAN PASTE
Noah Fisher
You can use it to cook meth
Isaiah Campbell
any chances of wringing student loan forgiveness out of this mess? No? Of course not. Why even ask.
Nathan Sanders
this imagine thinking OPEC and Russia are going to continued sustained losses instead of limiting the blow oil bottomed out already
Wyatt Harris
back to 250 snib snab :DDDD
Anthony Roberts
Good time to buy. Boomers fucking love cruises bro, they were still going on them when we had EIGHT FUCKING PLAGUESHIPS at sea already. They are seeing huge demand for 2021 bookings too. Just might need to hold long.
Lincoln Ortiz
i've been enjoying animal crossing - for a next installment, i have to give it very high praises. Many QOL improvements. I have no idea how many more times i can play dark souls, cod, and its reskins. might be zero.
Hudson Russell
1990 like 2/3 of the global property value was concentrated in downton Tokyo. Japan has, to this day, never recovered from this bubble. Their economy and demographics are in shambles because of what you see there. Sure. But the clerk told me people buy it for SHTF. And without heat flour just stays shitty tasteless powder.
Colton Richardson
>btw my job just said we'll WFH until June 10th minimum.
sup fellow VA bro
Elijah Thompson
You can't even buy a switch now. They are like 500+
Carter Thompson
>perma crab Alright I'm going back to bed, fucking worthless crab niggers can shitpost without me. Enjoy the .5% gains
Gavin Sanders
Postponed interest didnt they?
William Wood
I wonder if you ever feel guilty about lying when you know they're going to keep it down, seeing as they've literally already said they're planning for $20 oil
Blake Gutierrez
user, your 15 minute break is over, get back to the drivethru window.
Joseph Edwards
replayability doesn't matter for stocks though, if anything it hurts them you'll spend just as much money on 1000h of animal crossing as you would 50h of dark souls
Levi Ramirez
Do you not have a grill, firewood, or charcoal? NGMI
you can boil dough to make dumplings or pasta, no electricity needed for that
Hudson Garcia
>he doesnt understand the difference between giving successful companies business loans and cancelling unsuccessful co-ed's personal loans
Aaron Allen
>imagine thinking OPEC and Russia are going to continued sustained losses instead of limiting the blow
Try doing the math on this. Take the global production, take global storage, take market demand falling. You’ll find that even if they do shut down production like Trumpenstein tweeted, it won’t matter. We’re too close to saturation and there won’t/can’t be a complete shutdown. When storage is full oil price drops like a rock.
Matthew Gray
I did buy a few days ago when it lost over 30% I bought as a volatility play thinking it would bounce back but damn is it just sliding
Robert Gomez
Shorting last week would be crazy, but the pop yesterday was artificial and a solid near-term short opportunity. The same can be said about today, you're essentially betting on the outcome of the OPEC meeting.
John Myers
Should Japan commit seppuku and refresh?
Carter Martin
make a fire and an oven you stupid ape. BUt I agree, people don't know how to bake. why the hell are they panic buying flour now. i've never heard of people making anything other than faggy cakes. these stupid faggots don't even make tortillas, they fucking buy them. Why the hell did they buy a bunch of fucking flour?
Carson Garcia
i believe exercising occurs tomorrow.
Aiden Hughes
Its over. Pack it up boys.
Jaxson Murphy
I hope you are right, but the cruise lines are borrowing a shitload of money right now, and nobody is gonna bail them out cause they are all domiciled offshore. I am long on NCLH, but I keep on buying more at each drop and hope that they will not go bankrupt. I would rather buy Six Flags and DIS to tell you the truth.
Owen Martinez
Ahahhahahaha I knew it. The morning pump into the drop.
if this whole thing were about avoiding losses they would've come to an agreement months ago this is about Russia trying to bleed the US out, and Saudi Arabia refusing to lose market share to Russia in order to help out the US, because they're fucking Saudi Arabia and this is what you get for propping up that regime
CCL will be fine and I'll make money if I hold it long enough I just wasnt planning on holding long term I just wanted to make a quick buck on price fluctuations I figured it went down too far
>Good time to buy. Boomers fucking love cruises Boomers are literally dying off. Their life savings are gone thanks to Bogged markets = no money for cruises. Young people do not cruise. Last crash it took years for the cruise lines to recover. We don’t know how long this disease will continue to flare up.
Cruise lines are cheap for a reason.
Bentley Clark
What did you buy?
Evan Walker
Honey I promised you we would travel this year. We can't now, but lets do it next year before we die. Also it's cheaper. Seems pretty logical.
Aaron Butler
I can start a fire and cook with it. Most people here can no. I doubt even 5% ever went camping here. Sure. But heat Sure >make a fire and an oven you stupid ape Sure. But now explain that to some 20 year old college girl who has never in her life seen a camp fire. Or some 60 year old boomer.>Why the hell did they buy a bunch of fucking flour? My main grief is that they bought all the special flour. For pizza, dumplings, etc. But they ignored the cheapest standard flour.
Camden Turner
yeah if it's an american-style contract not sure why it isn't letting you
Robert Morales
I hate those two weird fuckers so bad. I just wanna make it
Stupid ass crabs, just go the fuck down like you're supposed to, let me get my calls in
Anthony Butler
I find it funny that you're so worried about debt, but the cruise line you speculate on is the absolute worst for debt. Actually, you're fucking retarded
Carter Wright
.. Jeeez user. Yes it can, imagine all these tenants not having jobs and not paying rent, and all these landlords over leveraged not able to pay their mortgages...
Jacob Hernandez
is USO safe to hold through weekend? russia just announced its ready to cut oil produciton to bring price of oil up
Nathaniel Cruz
>cheapest standard flour in my area, all the flour was fucking gone. JUST
