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that girl is actually underage b& unfortunately, some russian child model. nothing illegal, just morally bankrupt.

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Based and hnnnggpilled.

>oil dumped -5%

dear lord

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>no edition
At least OP isn't a degenerate coomposter

Xth for New Banner

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I almost considered jumping on it until I remembered oh yeah it's China

From last thread.

Cash will be fine for now, but once this calms down I am shorting the shit out of the dollar, long term.
It's not the amount of money the fed prints but rather the velocity of money. And once people realize they can go outside and consume and countries realize their currency hasn't collapsed the rug will be pulled out from underneath the USD suddenly. If it's sustained and significant aka "runaway inflation" then the fed may be forced to raise rates, but I fear Jerome is too much of a pussyfooted lacky of the White House to do this. Maybe I'm wrong, and he'll pull a Paul Volcker after people thought they markets are safe. Either way, the dollar will do some interesting things in the next 2 years.

Anyone have some good info on small business loans coming out for corona O_O ?

me gonna try apply

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You know what? Fine, you are clearly correct. Every government in the world is locking down and fucking themselves solely over a flu that only kills already in the grave people. Just a hoax bro. Governments fell for the memes, same thing with all the doctors in the world too. Literally everyone in the whole world except the highly intelligent meets and autists on Yas Forums fell for a nonexistent threat. I've been btfo.

should i keep spending $60/mo on feet pics or invest it in biotech

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a Minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in user. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

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It is literally impossible to stop infinite QE and not cause a bond crisis

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>T. later
Ebin

Short or long oil?

Holy fucking based

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and yet you aren't a billionaire, are you, mr. smart?

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I feel like when it comes to QE, bond crisis will be "everything crisis" because of how intertwined everything is in banks and financed. Who has the balls to unwind this problem and when? I think if this chinky virus drags on and the facade of Chinese economy falls apart we might have global conflict. Perfect time to uncover all the turds under the carpet and blame someone else.

So what are we gonna do about this?

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Dump in biotech moonshots, pictures of feet are free you autist

I wonder how many people off'd themselves over that and the AMRN apocalypse.

Stay safe and mentally well, anons.

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NEWFAGS STOP REPLYING TO THE PASTA
REEEEEEEEEEE

Should I sell my BIP shares to buy more BAM shares?

we buy calls on SPY bb

CRAB!

god youre a retard

BASED HYPERTENSION, DIABETES AND CHRONIC KIDNEY DISEASE

>Newfags falls for my bait
Thanks for the (you)

post your trading setup

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Shit on sale rn
>Vnq
>Xly
>Vgk
>Vti
>Vxx
>Vwo
>xlk

Crabniggers tongue my anus.

I've been shitposting here for nearly a decade but I honestly really relate to the image on the right, especially the arthoe part.

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The 13% always manages such high returns

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So we are literally in upside-down world

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ELON WAS RIGHT! BEER VIRUS IS OVER-RATED. bobo btfo

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The futures are looking nice /smg/.

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> I was only pretending to be retarded

tsla up 18%, memevirus

Don’t respond by the way, this is also bait. Way to get dunked on by meta memes faggot.

REQUIRED VIEWING
WATCH IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT
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I bought june puts on Tesla yesterday :/

That's one thing how does that affect everything else?

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Posted in the old thread by mistake

I've been reading for days and I dont
understand options.

So if you think stock go up, you buy a call.
If you think it go down, you buy a put.

Buying a call lets you sell 100 shares for X price by X date. But how is that different from jut buying 100 shares and setting a limit sell?

How do you make money off a put if you have 100 shares of a stock thats going down?

Please help

I guess I should buy Carnival's "investment grade" 13% bonds

GO BACK TO R3DDIT

Stay out of the market for now, read all of Investopedia, make sure to call every tripfag a nigger. Only then will you make it.

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Ive never been. I'm new to stocks because I just started getting bonuses at work on a semi weekly basis so I'm investing them.

bump question

It’s called leverage.

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They're premium feet pics

Buying options is for leverage. You don't own the stock in reality, you simply own an agreement that says you can buy or sell said stock.

Don't buy options, it's for real gamble niggers. If you want to go hard then X2 or x3 leverage is good enough.

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Based rudyfren

how do you think he feels right now?

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Okay thanks, I'll stick to small time plays for now. I'm just dicking around with like $500 dollars and then I'm gonna take any earnings and my "brrrrr" money and go all in spxl, hopefully while its still under $30.

Obligatory kys

Imagine speculating on bioshit and not being an insider. Just play roulette, at least the odds there are 50/50

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Pretty confident I'd say. What happened in someone put out a hit piece full of conjecture and libel after shorting it. Athersys already responded.

So what are the predictions for next week? We going red or green?

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Baccarat is better than roulette. Blackrat is more fun than either of them though

Blackjack* is more fun