Last week I was going to invest all my money into starbucks...

Last week I was going to invest all my money into starbucks. My chinese girlfriend told me I need to invest in the Chinese starbucks. She mentions a company called Luckin Coffee. Said it was huge in China and that it's all she drinks when shes there. So I bought it with an average cost of 27.26. I woke up today to see the robinhood feather on my app and all I could think was that this is either really good or bad. Well anons I'm very depressed right now. I lost over 80,000 dollars because I listened to my girlfriend who assured me they would be bigger than starbucks. I still havent told her, I havent even answered her texts. I want to die. I dont know if I should just sell or hold it and hope I get my money back in 20 years. Besides murder suicide what do you recommend.

In case you were wondering it dropped because their COO faked 50% of sales from last year

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IM GONNA KILL THE BITCH SHE

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Just bought this today. Unironically a good time to buy. If they can stay solvent.

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Kek

You can’t be possibly this stupid.

has to be bait

How was it fucking stupid. They are cheaper than starbucks and she assured me they were just as big as starbucks in China.

>their COO faked 50% of sales from last year
Lmao just another Chinese company with cooked books

sorree gweilo no refundu le

You don’t invest in a company you haven’t researched properly on the advice of a fucking woman who knows less than the little you know.

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You would think this would be common sense.

Tell me how research would of revealed the COO cooking the books when the news broke today

Jesus I just realized Chinese markets open soon. I'm so fucked

Chink'd

Fuck you

>Look up company
>See it is Communist Chinese company
>Immediately know it's a fraud like every other Commie company

Kek just whore out your gf to make some of your money back

I'll take the bait, maybe next time don't buy shit from a random Chinese company that you don't know anything about.
How can someone gamble so much money on a foreign market based on a hunch from a random person?

OP thats what you get for listening to a man

>listening to a woman

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Oh so JD and Alibaba are trash companies right?

I'm thinking about dumping her. This is her fault and I'm going to explode on her, I'm afraid I might actually hit her

send her to me
i'm black

post position. Nobody can be this retarded, scientifically speaking of course.

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>listening to chinks
>investing in chink companies
>surprised when chink company turns out to be a scam
sorry to say you deserve it OP. consider it a life lesson

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Fuck you faggot nigger

>Oh so JD and Alibaba are trash companies right?
There are questions about the accounting in both of those companies. The thing is, it's extremely difficult to know which Commie Chinese companies will make it or not. It's like having a 60 gallon barrel full of lottery tickets. Some of them might be winners but plenty of them are worth nothing. If you buy stocks in a country that isn't utterly corrupt, you probably won't lose money due to a fraud. If you buy stocks in China, you are assuming a lot of fraud risk in addition to the other risks investors typically take when buying equity in a company.

Finally, if you put all or almost all of your money in one stock, then you failed to diversify your holdings. In any market, that is a no-no if one of your investment objectives is to not get BTFO.

Fuck her on video and upload it to teach her a lesson. Only if she's cute though, not if she's a fatty.

>trusting Chinks

Lmao

>be chinese grill
>be attractive
>be luckin COO
>realize i need to dump my bags
>hire armies of chinese grills to sell to gullible idiots
>laugh at idiots while i fuck said chinese grills every night on my bed of money made from selling my bags

thanks op. :3

>Trusted a Chinese
OH NO NO NO NO, HER UNCLE PROBABLY OWNS THE COMPANY

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real advice here
buy more, DCA several years and you will have a chance to come out of this

first kill her
rape the corpse
pour coffee in her stupid mouth
then kill your boss and kill jews and niggers and jannies

This was an obvious shit test and you failed by following her advice and not think for yourself.
Expect that after she knows about this she will start looking for another guy with more financial intelligence.

>Unironically a good time to buy. If they can stay solvent.
The odds of them declaring bankruptcy/closing/otherwise screwing investors are gargantuan. It's just how scams work in China; you just bail and start over rather than trying to push through once things start going south.

Yes those companies definitely are lying on their books and the CCP covers it up so retarded Amerifats invest in them, which is more money for Chyna.

>would of
Can't believe you scraped together 80k

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niggers have fucked your gf harder than she did your wallet

>He took financial advise from a woman
>He took financial advice from an asian
>He invested hundreds of thousands in a scammy chinese company

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It was 100k asshole I lost 80

Lol if you don’t see why this is stupid there is no hope for you

OP if your story is true then that sucks and you have my commiserations but genuinely you made a massively dumb move stop being defensive

Your IQ is literally about 80 if you are a nigger in the USA, lower if your a nigger somewhere else so fuck off literal retard

Did you sell? If you answer yes that's how I know you're larping

No I didnt sell and if you spit that stupid fucking kike meme about you didnt lose anything if you dont sell then you can just kill yourself

since your grill is chinese tell her : omae wa shinderu. she'll understand immediately.

also been laughing for the last 5 minutes.

your chinese gf moaning on nigger cock while she jerk off his friends
they taking turns to fuck in her mouth and pussy
then cum all over her and throw to her a towel to clean up for round two

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>Chink gf
youtu.be/rbHxeOQA1Mc

Some people just aren't meant to make it.

>Taking investment advice from women
>Trusting Asians
>Investing in chink companies
Three strikes youre fuckin OUT

Go invest in a KFC bucket nigger

>trusting chink numbers
>trusting a chink

There is your problem.

OWNED LMAO

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What's up with you niggers and "muh dick" 24/7. Dont you have some flying pyramids to build like your ancestors

Imagine giving yourself a frontal lobotomy, you'd be preoccupied with base instincts too

your woman is a Chinese agent

If this is all true and not a larp, then murder suicide is the honorable option. One less scummy chink, and one less retard. Better off for the human race. Neck yourself retard.

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they fuck in her pussy very fast and rough
choking and slapping her hard
she scream and moan and she cum all over
all nigger fucking your chinese gf who stole of your money

Metoo but I don’t fuck Asians because I’m not a subhuman low iq moron like op. Do better

>Breeds Gook goblins and perpetuates their kind

Fuck you OP, hope you and that goblin get the Chink Bat flu.

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>Chinese girlfriend
>Chinese company
did you at least place a stop loss? next time you see her tell her about the situation and that she now has to engage in sadomasochism so you can let you anger out the right way. you know I'm right

Haha you burned the rice

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>Black
>Not subhuman
Thanks for making me feel an little better user that was funny

Dude it opened down 80%

It's called the wu-flu you pathetic subhuman

You're a retarded nigger if you think Asian women aren't top-tier. You can have your cartoonishly-proportioned, horse-hair wearing hippos with 7 kids and 4 "babydaddies", I believe you call them, women of the orient are far superior to those of any other region, in more than few respects.

either way you going to punish her the right way or not?

Are you sure? you didn’t diversify or anything?

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Chink’d

based fellow black bro
what's the matter too beta to get white women? pathetic

>agreeing with a buffoon that lost 100k on a girls whim

Sorry for making you think your brain dead self was worthy of having opinions. Only a complete loser is breeding Asians sorry to tell you imbecile. Grow the fuck up. Northern Europe women are where you should be implanting semen. And unironically Israelis

I'm not going to kill her user. I'll probably just yell at her

I dont live diversifying because it limits maximum potential gains

Fuck off mutt

>Buying Chinese stonks
Self inflicted faggot.

This is why you don't but Chinese stocks.

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