Last week I was going to invest all my money into starbucks. My chinese girlfriend told me I need to invest in the Chinese starbucks. She mentions a company called Luckin Coffee. Said it was huge in China and that it's all she drinks when shes there. So I bought it with an average cost of 27.26. I woke up today to see the robinhood feather on my app and all I could think was that this is either really good or bad. Well anons I'm very depressed right now. I lost over 80,000 dollars because I listened to my girlfriend who assured me they would be bigger than starbucks. I still havent told her, I havent even answered her texts. I want to die. I dont know if I should just sell or hold it and hope I get my money back in 20 years. Besides murder suicide what do you recommend.
In case you were wondering it dropped because their COO faked 50% of sales from last year
Tell me how research would of revealed the COO cooking the books when the news broke today
Brayden Jenkins
Jesus I just realized Chinese markets open soon. I'm so fucked
Jaxson Parker
Chink'd
Josiah Wilson
Fuck you
Jason Cox
>Look up company >See it is Communist Chinese company >Immediately know it's a fraud like every other Commie company
Adrian Richardson
Kek just whore out your gf to make some of your money back
Isaiah Roberts
I'll take the bait, maybe next time don't buy shit from a random Chinese company that you don't know anything about. How can someone gamble so much money on a foreign market based on a hunch from a random person?
>listening to chinks >investing in chink companies >surprised when chink company turns out to be a scam sorry to say you deserve it OP. consider it a life lesson
>Oh so JD and Alibaba are trash companies right? There are questions about the accounting in both of those companies. The thing is, it's extremely difficult to know which Commie Chinese companies will make it or not. It's like having a 60 gallon barrel full of lottery tickets. Some of them might be winners but plenty of them are worth nothing. If you buy stocks in a country that isn't utterly corrupt, you probably won't lose money due to a fraud. If you buy stocks in China, you are assuming a lot of fraud risk in addition to the other risks investors typically take when buying equity in a company.
Finally, if you put all or almost all of your money in one stock, then you failed to diversify your holdings. In any market, that is a no-no if one of your investment objectives is to not get BTFO.
Anthony Sanchez
Fuck her on video and upload it to teach her a lesson. Only if she's cute though, not if she's a fatty.
Anthony Gomez
>trusting Chinks
Lmao
Jack Foster
>be chinese grill >be attractive >be luckin COO >realize i need to dump my bags >hire armies of chinese grills to sell to gullible idiots >laugh at idiots while i fuck said chinese grills every night on my bed of money made from selling my bags
thanks op. :3
Charles Powell
>Trusted a Chinese OH NO NO NO NO, HER UNCLE PROBABLY OWNS THE COMPANY
real advice here buy more, DCA several years and you will have a chance to come out of this
Parker Turner
first kill her rape the corpse pour coffee in her stupid mouth then kill your boss and kill jews and niggers and jannies
Nathan Campbell
This was an obvious shit test and you failed by following her advice and not think for yourself. Expect that after she knows about this she will start looking for another guy with more financial intelligence.
Angel Martinez
>Unironically a good time to buy. If they can stay solvent. The odds of them declaring bankruptcy/closing/otherwise screwing investors are gargantuan. It's just how scams work in China; you just bail and start over rather than trying to push through once things start going south.
James Cox
Yes those companies definitely are lying on their books and the CCP covers it up so retarded Amerifats invest in them, which is more money for Chyna.
Lol if you don’t see why this is stupid there is no hope for you
Brandon Torres
OP if your story is true then that sucks and you have my commiserations but genuinely you made a massively dumb move stop being defensive
Ethan Carter
Your IQ is literally about 80 if you are a nigger in the USA, lower if your a nigger somewhere else so fuck off literal retard
Connor Edwards
Did you sell? If you answer yes that's how I know you're larping
Charles Nelson
No I didnt sell and if you spit that stupid fucking kike meme about you didnt lose anything if you dont sell then you can just kill yourself
Joseph Wood
since your grill is chinese tell her : omae wa shinderu. she'll understand immediately.
also been laughing for the last 5 minutes.
Isaiah Jones
your chinese gf moaning on nigger cock while she jerk off his friends they taking turns to fuck in her mouth and pussy then cum all over her and throw to her a towel to clean up for round two
What's up with you niggers and "muh dick" 24/7. Dont you have some flying pyramids to build like your ancestors
Jason Rivera
Imagine giving yourself a frontal lobotomy, you'd be preoccupied with base instincts too
Brayden Gonzalez
your woman is a Chinese agent
Isaac Hall
If this is all true and not a larp, then murder suicide is the honorable option. One less scummy chink, and one less retard. Better off for the human race. Neck yourself retard.
they fuck in her pussy very fast and rough choking and slapping her hard she scream and moan and she cum all over all nigger fucking your chinese gf who stole of your money
Ayden Sanchez
Metoo but I don’t fuck Asians because I’m not a subhuman low iq moron like op. Do better
Jayden Watson
>Breeds Gook goblins and perpetuates their kind
Fuck you OP, hope you and that goblin get the Chink Bat flu.
>Chinese girlfriend >Chinese company did you at least place a stop loss? next time you see her tell her about the situation and that she now has to engage in sadomasochism so you can let you anger out the right way. you know I'm right
>Black >Not subhuman Thanks for making me feel an little better user that was funny
Dude it opened down 80%
Jose Martinez
It's called the wu-flu you pathetic subhuman
Jaxon Campbell
You're a retarded nigger if you think Asian women aren't top-tier. You can have your cartoonishly-proportioned, horse-hair wearing hippos with 7 kids and 4 "babydaddies", I believe you call them, women of the orient are far superior to those of any other region, in more than few respects.
Chase Reed
either way you going to punish her the right way or not?
based fellow black bro what's the matter too beta to get white women? pathetic
Benjamin Rivera
>agreeing with a buffoon that lost 100k on a girls whim
Sorry for making you think your brain dead self was worthy of having opinions. Only a complete loser is breeding Asians sorry to tell you imbecile. Grow the fuck up. Northern Europe women are where you should be implanting semen. And unironically Israelis
Gabriel Long
I'm not going to kill her user. I'll probably just yell at her
I dont live diversifying because it limits maximum potential gains