Stimulus bill gives an extra $600 a week plus state benefits means everyone not working is making $4k+ a month

>stimulus bill gives an extra $600 a week plus state benefits means everyone not working is making $4k+ a month

Where were you when the second great depression happened?

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>every household not working
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the payout is real fucking low if you consider that many of these people are gonna have to pay for health insurance themselves now

>oy vey muh 6 million

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uhh unemployment benefits are per person so most household would get almost 100k not working

Pseudo. When the virus scare ceases then people will go back to work. If it gets worse we have bigger problems.

I just got notification that I qualify for $600/wk (for 4 months) on top of my new claim $575/wk regular unemployment.
I'm going to do some travelling over the next few months...yeah yeah nagguhz

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>going back to work when you make $4k a month not doing anything

Implying thay game would ever be allowed to continue. They could simply pass legislation undermining that scheme. It's a stop gap measure to prevent people from chimping out, not a permanent solution.

Brain dead. The concept is to use the money and reinvest it not spend it on stupid shit. Enjoy life as a poor nigger eternally.

Who cares, most jobs aren't necessary. Just keep those people alive, the economy is fake, none of this shit is real goods that have to move from one place to another.

So how do all those essential employees feel as they go wageslave while all those people unemployed make more than them?

And all those people collecting $4k a month arent going to chimp out when theyre told to go back to work making minimum wage?

>$4k+ a month
What the fuck I make like half of that as a wagie. How the fuck is this fair?

lmao this country is fucking finished. Good riddance

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Anyone have advice for a laid off student worker? I'm not eligible for any form of unemployment, or trump bux because i was claimed, but my parents won't can't do anything for me because I'm half way across the country and neither of them are working too. I don't want to starve, bros.

also, fuck this gay earth

>What the fuck I make like half of that as a wagie. How the fuck is this fair?
It's not fair.
If life were fair we wouldn't be here rather than starving in some African hellhole.

It’s an extra $600 to the cap you fucking moron, it used to be capped at like $450 a week. Now it’s $1000

It would have been way more straightforward to just temporarily stop all rent and mortgage payments.

Well, If all laid off get 4k a week + halted mortgage payments, then everybody will be rolling in money.
I dont see any bear market in that case, quite the opposite, massive bull.

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get a job at a grocery store
if you're young enough to be a student you're young enough to not care about getting corona'd.

They can't help themselves.
These kikes really believe numbers have power, what a bunch of 90IQ sandnigger retards.

We could all say we were home when the great depression 2.0 hit us

Any way you can actually give the money back? I really don't want it I know it's free gibs but I'm also not a nigger.

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>markets are up

Who gives a shit

Yes which is almost $50k a year and more than double what all wagies make retard, do you not see anything wrong with this?

grocery store CSA here, this is the move. been rolling in overtime since corona started, have the virus but ain't care $$

Not really since the alternative is to just print 2 trillion dollars.

Getting claimed as a dependent and not getting that 4k a month

Where do you think all of these gibs come from?

Cost of everything increasing a ton and higher taxes that you'll just owe back later. If they just told bankers and landlords to shut the fuck up for like 3 months it would have been fine.

Wrong. $600 across the board

>I voluntarily quit my job a mere month before all this corona shit started happening
>My company laid everyone in my section off the week after I left

Just fucking shoot me already.

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lmao, why beat yourself over it... Are you sad about the week paycheck you lost?

Usually if you quit or are fired with cause you’re not eligible for unemployment, at least here in Canada. Has to be a lay-off, but no idea how things work post-Wuflu

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Then you will have to pay more taxes.
>4 months
Good luck finding a job in the next 4 years.

He can't file for unemployment. If he worked at a big enough company, all his coworkers but him got comfy severance packages too.

Unless you’re unemployed but have six figs in crypto lol

No it's like the other user's said. I do not qualify for unemployment because I voluntarily left my job. As if that wasn't bad enough thanks to corona chan unemployed NEETs are getting even more than they normally would.

If I simply stayed at work for another week I'd essentially be able to draw unemployment for the next half year

Why didn't stocks crash?

I'm hurting today, I don't know about tomorrow. I hope I get a big fucking tax break.

Do professional Uber drivers qualify for the gibs since the business is slow?

>asking for a friend

Yeah I'm pretty salty about the situation but then again I took all last year off to chill and just started working in january but still pretty fucking gay

priced in.

I have Obamacare and pay $0.99 a month for Blue Cross. Getting laid off woul be a massive raise for me and I feel like a chump for working

the newly unemployed are not getting obongocare
trump is shuttering the website

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Fucking pissed. NEETS are getting twice my pay to stay safe at home while I still have to bust my ass. I work in a grocery store bakery.
At least business is slow, I'm getting 40hrs/week, and my department pretty much doubled it's staff recently, so every shift I have a gopher to train while I take my time. Not that I have much to do right now anyway.

In about a month all the people who live paycheck to paycheck are going to start hurting, and a month after that the "responsible" people will start hurting. They'll have to reopen the economy or start a worldwide depression.

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Can you get gibs if you're an s Corp and lost a shitload of business? I have some income but I'm down 50% now.

Would u give it to a poor user?

Yes buddy. Expose yourself to corona for your 12 dollars an hour. You're "essential" ;)

Anyone else start up a small business these past few months? Easy loan money. Let the essential wagies kill themselves.

so the bennies only last for 4 months initially, they can file for a 13 week extension, AKA have up to 10 months of unemployment. So the average joe can make $40,000 in 10 months doing nothing.

What is medicaid

lol I made around $1600 before the shut down. Got approved for benefits at $260 a week. Since I still work 2 days a week, I get $50-60 a week.

Its a loan that gets deducted from your taxes next year.

Neets aren't -legally- getting a red cent out of the CARES act stimulus.

Yep. I think with record unemployment claims it will be easier to fudge all of your numbers and get paid the whole amount, too. That's what I plan on doing.

You are absolutely retarded. Unemployment isn’t forever faggot

You are A FUCKING NORMIE

They never call your employer to check, especially not now. Just file and say you were laid off