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livenewson.com
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investopedia.com
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>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
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finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
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investing.com
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>Priced in!
>and wallah!
>OOOOOOOOOOOO
Niggers
BEARS ARE WORTHLESS
I am financially ruined.
First for bears
TSLA mooning hard after hours, did they report earnings and beat expectation?
Was busy today until now at 9pm
Quick rundown on the day?
Wtf happened to Tsla after hours. Is someone trying to pump it artificially?
Tomorrow I'll buy Boeing and DAL at EOD
Fuck the bears. Today's pumps were good unlike Thursday's slow dump, the bull sentiment is here.
you're not a bobo for a day my friend, all you need to do is zoom out. the reds are steep, the greens are shallow, on average the market is ours, and everyone knows there's a long way to go.
>lost 20k when I first started trading less than a month ago
>made it all back
You'd be surprised how much you can learn in such a short period of time.
I made some really stupid mistakes.
But now I realize that
>It's a lot easier to lose money than it is to make money
>It's okay to miss out on upswings. If you missed it, you missed it.
>Only buy when you are absolutely sure that you'll make money (meaning that there are a at least 3 indicators pointing in that direction, bullish patterns, and historical resistance levels the prices keeps bouncing off of)
>If you make a mistake, cut losses early. You'll know pretty much immediately if you made a mistake. Nothing is worse than praying for a miracle so you only lose a quarter of your money rather than half of it
>you will NEVER buy at the bottom and you'll NEVER sell at the top
>Buy when it is past the bottom
>Sell after the peak
>Yeah it may just be a dip and keep going up
>But you don't know what it will do
>Take your gains when you have them
>Fuck low volume stocks
>Fuck companies with less than 2000 employees
What I miss?
HOW THE FUCK DID OIL NOT DUMP
So. Wish me luck bobros, I ended today with positions that assume the market has a lick of common sense and will drop tomorrow after pumping over a literal lie and worst job report ever. Wish me luck betting there is a modicum of rationality left here in this clown world market.
TSLA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
can the wallstreet brokers go on strike? like legit stop trading this clown fiesta market? brokers of the world unite kinda shit.
Market went up and down and up
nothing but byullish news today, 6m unemployed, corona cases passed 1m, and the market mooned accordingly
Stop trying to make waves and surf
Who pumped it? Memes aside, is it a technical 1M pump? Is it due to Orange soda tweets?
Ok...so DoW increaed 600 points in the last hour? Makes total sense.
What else happpened today? Oh an orange man lies about some hope and dreams and a record high of 6.6m jobless claims....oh end we have broken 1m corona.
Sick shit. Clown Market.
>tfw STILL bagholding JNUG and GUSH
We are getting a phase 4 stimulus bill. Probably 2+ trillion
I WARNED YOU ABOUT OIL
I TOLD YOU DOG
can you leftypol autists and trumpfags take your faggoty asses back to Yas Forums
nobody gives a shit about orange man bad or orange man jesus, all we care about is j powell
unironically, who bought with such a volume? anyone have information?
I sold just in case.
Orange man see line about to go down
Orange man tweet words for robots
Robots like Orange man words
Happy robots buy things
Line go up
>j powell controls market
>gaem riggd
PALO ALTO, Calif., April 02, 2020 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- In the first quarter, we produced almost 103,000 vehicles and delivered approximately 88,400 vehicles. This is our best ever first quarter performance.
TSLA wins
I will never understand the richfags who use RH. Why not TDA at least? Genuinely curious, not trying to be a dick.
Wut
Covered options are your friend. Don’t do limit sells/buys like a chump, get paid to place orders.
You do realize this market is heaven for professionals though, right?
I guess it really did..... return to normal.....
(:
They love this. They make money from the market volatility, they make money from trading commissions.
Reminder that this virus shit will all be over in 2 weeks.
>actively transferring a vented covid-19 patient in my ambulance
>notice UCO is going up
>buying and driving
>$100 gains today
The gains train never stops
1M
RSI & SRSI
Could we see a reversal to 270~ and then legs down?
Fugg
algorithms probably
70k isn't rich kek
my best guess is blackrock and others. they're painting this shit. it looks exactly like bitcoin horsecrap.
>Cocky bulls still ITT
Good. More room to fall still.
someone post the corona IQ picture, 75iq poster pls go
Algos because they read trends.
Tap tap tap profit! But seriously most of my money is in futures I just meme with RH. You're right real money shouldn't be held there
lol
Probably the fucking Saudis, or the chinks for trump being so kind to both of them. Or the FED because that's all they do nowadays. Create money out of thin air, indebting the American public and distributing it to the 1%.
enjoying the squeeze shorties?
I think people are beginning to price in a Phase 4 Stimulus bill passing and being trillions more.
>this child thinks brokers and insiders aren't making money hand over fist with this flood of dumb money piling in one way or another
It feels very... Normal in here.
Almost as if we "returned" to something :^)
Uh congrats I guess Musk? Who the fuck is going to buy teslas from here on?
I have some conservative calls on USO over the next month+
Will I DIE
do you ever not talk directly out of your ass?
>What I miss?
That's pretty much it. Also never buy in right before earnings even if you think they will beat. Price action can go every which way in response to earnings regardless of how good or bad. At least four times i have been stung by good earnings day sell offs, sitting there holding the bag or getting stopped out repeating "b-but they beat!".
It's /biz rich nigga. Not real people rich
>“We are still basically maximum short Tesla. It’s still one of my favorite positions,” Chanos said.
cnbc.com
Tesla balance sheet is fine and they have no dealership network blow up
They have far less inventory than every other car manufacturer.
I'm not saying they deserve 500 dollars a share or not. I'm saying they are less hurt by this than other car companies.
based
predictions for tomorrow red or green?
my theory is the clown market is being led by robinhood NPCs. they are buying up retarded shit and then the algo's from some bigger money firms kick in and help it slightly before pulling out for quick profits hence these minor pumps in idiotic sectors and assets. like yesterday when retards were buying cruise line stocks
70k is not rich that's McDonald's money.
can't wait until Tesla starts paying people to buy their worthless cars.
Green
We need more phase 4 stimulus details though. Should pass late April but I bet there will be a little more fight over this one.
reminder you've said the same thing 2 weeks ago.
Fuck,I sold at a loss and that would have put me even. Should have trusted myself.
redder than anything you have ever seen
t. worried bvllchad
In case you missed it last thread, CEO, CSO, and CFO of SNSS just executed massive options grants and the first of the month is usually when scans take place for clinical trial cycles.
Green.
I got my Robinhood account confirmed today. I bought oil.
I think so too, but I'm getting mixed signals on whats going on.
I hope a phase 4 stimulus bill will bridge the gap alongside better coronavirus trajectory than expected
That’s more for if they run up into earnings. It means high expectations. No matter how many times I warned the AMD kiddies that they have a history of running up into earnings and then dumping afterwards, they were still caught off guard.
stay safe bro
Green. Nothing is taking that shit down.
>it's da smart money!!! They get in!! Buy!!
lmfao only a complete sheep can believe in something like "smart money".
Lambs to the slaughter.
hey guys look he's typing from the food bank line.
go to hell with your sketchy SNSS ticker you shill
how you doing bro? i was getting worried you committed sudoku. im still holding my 2 shares of SNSS, ill jump in this summer. i dont think SNSS will go anywhere but sideways for the next 6 months because coronavirus
the reddest red times infinity
GREEN FOREVER
Yep got too cocky today bought SCO at 27 oil dumped sco pumped. Thought I was top of the world, should've sold right there. Oil then somehow pumped again and lost all gains within 5 mins. I don't know what to do now.
who UCO here
no, it's one of the few pleasures that I have left in this world
fair enough
Red. I want Ford to hit $4
Do you like money? Buy CX.
SCO here currently trying to fight the urge to rope
This.
Based assblaster
Lads it's over for me. I'm holding tza bags and everything is turning green. The only saving grace was the sco profit I made today. Tomorrow I'm going to get fucking killed. I should have just accepted the 6% lose
I was up, then I was down. I was down hard. but then I heard this call in this distance. I saw a shadow of a man running full speed in a business suit holding a briefcase.
It was Jerome. and he brought the cure all to the market. It was a briefcase that was bigger on the inside, and he slammed it onto the table, dabbed off the beads on his forehead, and unlocked the case.
It exploded releasing mountains and mountains of $100 bills pouring out and stacking into tall towers that continued violent erupting. Green light so bright it eclipsed the entire sun was shooting blinding beams into the sky. I knew then what I must do, I must ride this bull rocketship to the moon. I tipped my 5 gallon hat to Jerome and he nodded back at me. And with that I let out a soft whisper "yee haw" as I shed a single tear from my eye. I will see you all at the moon base.
No, it will be going up, by a lot, and soon. The board wouldn't have approved those options without cause.
Maybe I really did miss the bottom and should just buy the rest of the way in before oil pumps all the way back up for no reason
TSLA just mooned on pretty good sales numbers
How can anyone with a clear mind expect a green day tomorrow, but then again market.
> building materials
And they’re talking about an infrastructure stimulus...
I switched teams and realized the Fed is going to fuck me if I bet against it and it’s NPC board. Just throw your brain out the window and accept Powell as your savior.
TSLA is entirely hype, when will you understand this?
it doesnt matter that Q2 will be a complete shitfest, it just matters that they can achieve production numbers.
Electric is the future, temporary cataclysmic event wont stop it. Im done with being a permabear on TSLA and getting btfo very time
how do you think you'll feel tomorrow
>took my OKE advice
nice
you decided to go 100% SLB over HAL too I see
exactly, lol.
also unrelated note, is this not a 1929 crash signal guys?
wsj.com
>feds remove restrictions that force banks to keep cash and collateral minimums on hand to back up their lending
>encourage banks to make more lending
>stimulus bill gives near unlimited loans through SBA that are "forgiveable"
who the fuck is footing these bills? i mean im not an economist and im not a gold/silver hoarder fag but im just thinking about this shit trying to understand it and it doesnt make sense to me
Nah, the old coronaviruses (aka common cold) still don't have vaccines. The only genuine, real solution to this is to just let it pass through the global population.
We are just delaying herd immunity with social distancing. It's gonna go on for a long time and it's our own fault.
Sometimes the most effective thing to do is just to leave things be and admit we can't really do anything.
see you at the bottom
I’m financially ruined.
>(Bloomberg) --U.S. regulators are holding off on helping mortgage servicing firms that could be hit with a surge of missed payments from borrowers hurt by the coronavirus crisis, according to people familiar with the matter.
Pretty fucking big deal
WE NEED 6 TRILLION IN MORE STIMULUS
PHASE 4 LETS GO
GIVE PELOSI SOME SOLAR PANELS AND BLACK GAY OUTREACH PROGRAMS FOR CALIFORNIA. LETS GET IT DONE
>margin calls when dumping
>short covers when pumping
Brokerages like volatility.
wrong chart
>feds remove restrictions that force banks to keep cash and collateral minimums on hand to back up their lending
this was known a week ago
Nope
It’s one data point that you choose to interpret in that way because you want to see lower lows.
ah, a week of red i see?
FREE FEMALE HORMONES COME ON PEOPLE
Saw you there a couple weeks ago
What happened bro
This
What, half the volatility is just to btfo stops, small timers, margin, short covering, etc. That's a lot of money to grab for algos and big whales.
So we're going to let possibly millions of people die? Just sit back and watch it happen? What kind of pencilneck cuck mentality is that?
You're strong enough to start again, user. It's okay.
black gay solar cyborgs identifying as white middle aged women, might be the most cali thing ever.
So is oil fucked?
Most people would say red, therefore strong green.
thinking of buying a high-yield corporate bond etf that has a 7% yield, monthly dist.
not terrible in times like these
AAAAAND we're back!!
Its almost like they've never been in a casino. Boy the game was rigged from the start and the house always wins.
>t. 2 weeks ago boomer
>this is fine
