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Buy RSR
OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL
>Bobo can't even push it red for more than 5 minutes
Here we go BVLLs
f*ck this crab sh*t desu
Priced in
Bear soon
Are y'all ready?
>Paul Pelosi, a businessman and investor, paid up to $3.3 million in total to buy Alphabet (ticker: GOOGL) and Microsoft (MSFT) stock options, and Slack Technologies stock (WORK), an April 1 regulatory filing from Speaker Pelosi shows. All three stocks have been outperforming the broader market, as measured by the S&P 500 index, although only Slack stock sports a year-to-date gain.
fuck niggers
fuck the fed
and fuck trump
im not having a good time bros
i should have taken the crab pill
How the fuck do I short USOIL
What did trump tweet
Why can't Trump just stop lying bros?
I SLEPT IN WHAT DID I MISS??!!
Apparently BLOMPF called up boomer joe and told him to pamp eet?
SCO
yes i need soxl at low low prices
SCO
Real crab hours starting now
/smg/ theme
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Buy USO puts. Better hurry before we invade Vuvuzela.
Priced in
OH NO NO NO
because you consider everything he says a "lie" and he won't stop dabbing on you
If he was such an insider why would he buy in feb??
Why would you short the bottom?
Do you guys like losing money?
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GO AND SPEAK DIRECTLY TO A VULNERABLE AND APPREHENSIVE PORTION OF THE AMERICAN WORKFORCE AND ECONOMY LIKE THAT
>MY SHORT TERM GAMBLING PUTS
Cringe:
Based:
Ay, Ay, Bobo!
Like today when he said Russia and Saudi had made a deal and Putin had to deny it? You're blind.
Shale is itself a gamble fuck them.
I CANT HEEEAR YOU
>S-Sir, gas and oil demands are down 75%
DUMP EEET
Why would you short when we’re about to stop them from selling their oil so our dollar goes up?
Retard here with money saved from summer jobs who just became an adult.
All I know about industry is stuff with areospace because my dad is a pilot (Military)
What do I buy
Put your money where your mouth is then.
>tfw you bought 300$ worth of SCO at the height of the trump tweet oil pump and 2 hours later you were up 50$ but are now -15$ within a timespan of 5 minutes
what happened SCO bros?
zerohedge.com
>RUSSIA'S NOVAK SAYS WE HOPE THAT GLOBAL OIL DEMAND WILL RISE IN A FEW MONTHS
>RUSSIA IS SAID TO BASE REVISED 2020 BUDGET PLAN ON $20 OIL
>SAUDI OFFICIAL SAY TRUMP'S TALK OF 10 MILLION BBL A DAY CUT OR ABOVE WAS AN EXAGGERATION
Putin is a liar. I trust Trump.
>Putin said something so it's true
Well Putin said they had no involvement in the 2016 election. QED
well what he said was that russia and saudi had spoken and that he expected a deal to be made and that is the only thing the kremlin denied
Who makes xanax? Should I be long anxiety? Normies aren't coping with the apocalypse very well.
meant to post this
sco buy signal
That's exactly what I've done user.
based
>be shitlib retard
>believe putin
???
>le brrrrr XD posters are niggerlovers
Figures
let the workers suffer you faggot communist
Why are people even investing in zoom in the first place when real companies like Microsoft and Cisco make the exact same product as zoom, but in a professional way?
buy puts or hold shares of SCO 2x Bear on oil
or buy calls / puts of SCO itself?
>Buy MGM put at its top yesterday for $62
>Down 4% today
>Put only worth $48
Fuck this faggotry. It's far enough out and shouldn't be iv crushed
>trying to short US oil at the bottom
just low iq
see you in a week
fuckign literally me
>IF it happens
jesus blaumpff
Accumulate REFR
u clueless bud
hypergamy is priced in since the days of gilgamesh
AY, AY, BOBO!
ONEGAI MUSCERR
For once the libshits are right this tweet is just fucking retarded, I mean he doesn't exactly say this, hence the "hope" and "if it happens" and I have noticed for some weird reason liberals tend to have the reading comprehension of a brick but as POTUS I'm sorry you are not allowed to put hopes and dreams out there and unconfirmed bullshit
>I trust Trump.
Read your greeks you retard.
finished my starbucks short position, 65$ average, time to ride
but Donald I thought you said low oil prices are great for consumers?
You dont have to be a magatard to trust him on some issues
>anyone who thinks Trump is a liar is a liberal
Not everything exists in a binary world dipshit
You feel it too, don't you? The market... it's going to crash... and when it does, I'll be ready. Will you?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I said it before
>democrats take trump literally but not seriously
>republicans take trump seriously but not literally
republicans view of trump has been tracking reality better for 5 years
>le crab day
how contrived
>>trying to short US oil at the bottom
it poomped like 20% so yea there's a day trade opportunity to short there.
i have a limit sell order for SCO @ 33$. If it makes it back up I'll cash out for 50 bones
Meanwhile UN is going to use enterprise WeChat (Tencent) and Chinese students were using DingTalk (Alibaba).
Consumer staples, banks. Stuff YOU want to buy. Look at the products/services you purchase and make a judgment call on wether those products are good and worthy of your money. If they are, other people will likely think the same thing and the company will continue to make money.
That’s it. It’s easy.
Because cisco webex is used by media like CNN so the public gets to see just how garbage the call quality is on a daily basis
Not even joking I was going to invest in Cisco but I saw so many awful webex calls into news media I just gave up
NEW NEW NEW
>i trust trump
you trust the guy that gets caught lying literally daily? imagine being this big a fucking retard
It's market manipulation with plausible deniability, pure and simple
Ask yourself how many people are flying and go from there.
ayy i'm like a black ass n word up in here
I bought some SCO and USO puts. Thanks guys. That chart is a disaster and Trump is definitely lying.
Thank god, Dow Jones and AMD stock are going back down to something more realistic, and not up over blind hope like Oil talk or whatever.
>buy the dip bro
YOU A GAMER DUDE?
America wins again
wat
how much for this?
solid 10 in my book, jeez
Look at this retard
how long do you think till small time investors like 90% of biz completely move out of the stock market, and liquidate their positions, because this shit is literally manipulated/untradable?
Anyone else buying in on luckin coffee?
>the only guy in federal politics who has demonstrated any willingness to embrace pro-American general policies while snubbing big business bottom line priorities
It really doesn't matter. You trust smooth talking shysters that craft multi lateral trade deals behind your back? What a fucking accolade
>trump runs his mouth and dabs on you for five years straight while his popularity goes up
>you're shaking and crying with your hall monitor sash on trying to write him citations for being a naughty pants dumb head
time to kill yourself man
This is your last chance to get ONTX. It will never be below .28 again.
If you bet against American shale you will lose money by next week.
Simple as.
THREADLY REMINDER: THE U.S. GOVERNMENT CANNOT AND WILL NOT ALLOW THE COLLAPSE OF U.S. OIL PRODUCERS AS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY.
>buy these cheapies
Nigga these are 2018 prices