/smg/ - Stock Market General

Invested in Kazakhstan, Kazakhs are immune edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl/

>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
fintel.io/
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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youtube.com/watch?v=A2k7t0kcLIU
youtube.com/user/ClayTraderVideos/search?query=trading 101
youtube.com/watch?v=UVzX2E9Au_E
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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>APOLOGIZE TO WEEBS

I know there’s a bunch of resources in OP, but what are other good resources to begin understanding stocks?

i have to write a sentence about putting things in alphabetical order before the end of the quarantine and i haven't even started yet
DUCK

Anyone buying cruise lines?

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Priced in.

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>1million corona cases!

My phat cock

>mfw own no stock at all and just want to watch line go up and down

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Wait, so selling a covered put is just a limit buy that gives you free money?

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They're all going to die.

Am I banned?

youtu.be/DTXJ57zV3yk

>nipples
enjoy you're ban

wtf?

>>Saudis calling Trump's oil tweet an exaggeration
>USO puts here we go

Does anybody have the sauce on this one?

yes

WHO ELSE SHORTING XOM?

Not Chinese enough

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youtube.com/watch?v=A2k7t0kcLIU

is it an outright coup?? betrayal?

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This one is also pretty good, very simple. youtube.com/user/ClayTraderVideos/search?query=trading 101

>Can't see his mouth
How can we tell if he's lying now?

Except the unlimited downside if the price of the underlying goes up, yeah

Me

Yes.

No u

It's waaaaaaaaaay too late to short XOM

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You can file pretty much anything, doesn't make it true.

I'm in SCO

You have no idea what you're talking about or how options work. Stop posting about options.

Just wanted to verify I'm not being a retard. At least i know I'll succeed or fail with someone else.

The money you receive is less than the money you lose out on if you had bought 100 shares and the price rises significantly.

Why hasn't Trump's good friend MLB come out to let the world know Trump isn't a liar? Putin can say whatever he wants, he's the great enemy of the American freedom, but i expected at least our great ally and close friend of Trump to come help us out. Otherwise some fools might start thinking Trump only said it to manipulate the price for his friends.

I feel like the market is going to pump +2% in the final hour, bros.

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burgers dont want to spend $50000 on a hospital bill for the coof unless they are about to die

im feeling a dump then a pump

>No demand for oil
>Deal not happening any time soon
>Closures could last months to a year
Bullish and priced in?

Not going into a Friday it won't.

The FED is gonna spend 5 billion less in the last hour

>ZM rising
HOW!??!
WHO THE HELL IS BUYING THIS SHIT?

Google is your friend, bro
A major in Finance is my friend

You the guy who bought 300$ worth of it?

Dump 2.5-3% then pump to end the day red by 1%~

who /holdsqqqovertheweekend/ here?

You were told what was going to happen last thread.
See you in about a week.

I just want to say a BIG thank you to the user who recommended me billibilly last year. I bought some with what I could afford back then and today I'm taking profits
>inb4 poorfag

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And chevron!

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You really are a dunning-kruger idiot. I'm actually angry how you're both ignorant and proud about it. If the underlying on a cash secured put goes up, it expires worthless and the writer keeps the premium. Kill yourself fucking idiot holy shit.

Welcome to clown market where everyone is going to be wrong 75% of the time

Bought some CCL. Thanks for the cheapies.

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I have $4k, bought at 27.85

Why is Spirit's stock still going down I looked at all the funny numbers and they said it should go up

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AAAAHAHAHA

CRABS
EVERYWHERE CRABS!!
AHAHAHAAH!!!

Try 357000. That's the going rate for coof to icu

How dumb is it to buy CCL right now? I know it will take like a year to get back up (if it does) but I'm not afraid to lose the money.

Anyone know of any stocks with high premiums?

Had an RCL put that I closed for a loss. Premium was super high even after the stock mooned. It crashed 20 dollars and its premium is nearly the same to when I sold it (man it lost a lot of value in just a few days).

Any stocks I can sell puts on that are
>hgih premium
>big companies unlikely to fail should i actually have to buy shares

The only legit point made in this whole video is about the news reusing its video from italy. A retard filming an empty hospital is just a retard filming an empty hospital - nothing more.

>WTI falling over

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What do I buy I've just become an adult and have money from summer jobs that I can afford to lose

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it's been pretty much flat the past 3 hours

Stupid move.
Look at what Oil storage tanker stocks did today.

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youtube.com/watch?v=UVzX2E9Au_E

Don't tell me to get ammo and food either because I already have food and guns

buy SOXL at 75 and thank me later

>Tesla is going to fall through -5%
Are they pricing Q1 in or is it going to fall even more? Maybe people are waking up and realizing Tesla is in horrible shape and overvalued compared to other manufactures

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>Wait, so selling a covered put is just a limit buy that gives you free money?
Yes. That's the beauty. If you get assigned you would have bought at that price anyway so you win. If you don't get assigned, you keep the premium which is free money, i.e., you win.
Welcome to theta gang

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-3% eod

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Half of the responses you're going to get won't help you.

FUCKING CALLED IT, BUT LOOKS LIKE WE MOON TO 40 INSTEAD OF 35

OIL BEARGANG WHERE U AT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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you gonna hit people to death with your guns get ammo moron

Lmao it looks photoshopped but when i zoomed in it looks legit

A

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condoms.

Thank me later.

hey guys, is this bullish?

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don't care, sold half my USO at $5 on a limit sell the moment Trump tweeted (lmao) and the other half minutes later at $5.34

TEENY TINY MOVES SIDEWAYS!!

MINI CRABS!!

My dad is in the military and he's a pilot, he said boeing would be good for when it rebounds because theyre always gonna need their aircraft

Very nice user, I did 500 almost bailed when it was not dumping, enjoy your gains user.

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If you want to trade, get an inverse ETF to flip end of the day tomorrow. SDOW, SQQQ, SPXS, SCO, etc.

List like $60 on it. Done with dude weed

>Russia announces 2020 revised budget based on $20 oil

Oil bulls btfo

Holy shit it did just now. 2 hours to go.

We are going to reach -6% soon. You did short this overvalued piece of shit right? Its easy to say as an EE student but goddamn.

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Are you investing in Alex Jones futures or Qanon securities?

NONONO
NONONONO
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE AGE OF THE MUMU
THE GOLDEN BULL!
JEROME!

I am new to this as well, but most people here have been saying wait for Boeing to drop before buying.

this better not go green during power hour

Would a company who thinks they'll be in a great position in a year do something like this? Don't gamble.

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>burgers dont want to spend $50000 on a hospital bill for the coof unless they are about to die
>he doesn't know how healthcare in America works
1) go to emergency room for coof
2) get well and go home
3) get bill, laugh and throw it in the trash

I stand corrected, was thinking about writing coverered puts.
Stay healthy and profitable, friend.

What stocks should I invest in if I want a gf?

I have ammo obviously, I really dont want to get more either, I keep 2 mags by my desk always and have a few thousand that I've had over the years

>lost my fear of shorting and shorted the oil pump
Literally cuming right now lads

How much money should you have before you think about trading in this clown market?

red as the devils dick user

white girl index

Wow a spic, what a value member of society

Fuck, I'm finally in profit on my oil short. I forgot about my stop-loss before running to fix food and got back to -$1900. 10 fucking contracts short boys

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they will survive, but the small investors will bite the dust

Boeing will stick around the US simply will not cede the duopoly to Airbus for a dozen geopolitical reasons. Infact the Boeing C-suite knows this and knows they have leverage to get a big deal. That's why they are pushing their luck. I don't know if there will be another dip though.

Becky portfolio

Do you think its gonna go back up? No one I know is saying sell it, but buying or holding if you have it already

The original post was talking about covered puts, not cash secured puts

I'm up 20% on 3.7k FOMO is a powerful force that can be used for good

why would you short oil right now brainlet?

Wendys, then jerk off to wendy girl lewds.

kek wtf
imagine if he was successful, it would have been so bullish SPY would have reached an ATH

>He shorted? Pump it.

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>attracted so much interest
heh
There's no way for individual retail fags like us to get into those juicy 12% bonds, right?