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My puts :(
I'M FUCKING RUINED.
UHHH ITS GONNA DUMP EOD YES?
LOWER, YOU FUCKING WHORE
PUMP IT JEROME
SQQQ CHADS RYZE THE FUCK UP
Can see a deal being cut just like in 2016 when no one thought a deal was going to be made then we got OPEC+, however, I see Russia creating more trouble before a deal is made because the worse things look going into a meeting, the more power they have at negotiations.
I don't even trade stocks, I'm just here for the laughs
What can I watch to see if the news on oil is even legit? Is there something that monitors Russia and Saudi oil output and prices ?
someone redpill me on SQQQ because i just dumped 15k into it
We really are in a clown world
LOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEER
>-30% ROE
>DMG control and switch from short to long
I am ready for the assrape when this shit crashes in a few moments
>LK shares plummet because fabricated sales
Is this a good buy after it hits below $6
Remember you bearcucks, if something bad happens, it was always priced in, and if something good happens, it's a pleasant unexpected surprise. That's the bullbro way.
>tfw bought an $8 put on sprint 2 weeks ago
>wake up to find it's an $8 put on tmobile
what
This pump today is fueled by pure hopium.
Eh big bear come check this fool
if corona isn't going to kill me then this stock market will
I TOLD YOU MAN
I TOLD YOU ABOUT OIL
>6.6 million unemployed
>line goes up
So glad I sold out of this shitshow.
Do I sell XOM and SU now at a light profit and buy back in at the end of the day?
Will it go back down?
Our saviors :)
>longing now
can someone explain to me why accumulating ETFs have the exact same price growth? for example, when SP500 distributing grows 10%, the accumulating version is supposed to grow like 10,1% but instead it grows exactly 10% as well
what's the point of accumulating ETFs then if they offer the same price performance but distributing ETFs give dividends on top of that? it looks like accumulating ETFs are just the same ETFs but you don't get dividends
how fucking stupid are you man. sell that immediately or you will lose it all. do you not see the markets?
Do not buy chink stocks. Do not support chink business.
>yfw they're loading up on shorts before telling the world there is no production cut
This this that
Sell now, it's going to crater.
>Hello, CDC? I have someone here with a terminal case of based.
guys a helpful apustaja told me to go all in on a $0.28 biomeme stock did I do good at buying the rumor
Been sitting on it bought in at $22.50 and it’s not going up kek.
Good luck it’s a wild ride
thank you oilchad
whoa. merger happening finally?
DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT DYING
DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT YOUR FRIEND DEATH
DON'T YOU FORGET THAT YOU WILL DIIIIIIE
i thought we were in a bear market? desu im kinda new to this, i just received a large inheritance from my dead uncle and trying to make a decent turnaround
It wasn't supposed to happen THAT fast. I needed a few more days!
Well, i'm already up 7%, reducing the loss to 23%.
Of course, for a fleeting moment before shit explodes all over my face. Again.
Seems like a good time to buy, aside from the 50/50 chance each day that the market defies logic.
Don’t risk it. Hold on to what you got. If it tanks EOD, just keep watching for a chance to buy more cheapies.
WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL MY FKING KIDS
at least he bought at 20 instead of $24
gee who would do something like that ahah
That you missed the bottom
SQQQ is fine, SDOW is better.
That's what I'm feeling, too. Just too much uncertainty and I like where I got in.
Thanks
very generous of them to bail out US shale industry
You tried your best, but illegal kikes tactics and presidents publicly lie to keep up the stock scam rekt you.
SPXS best of all
"I've got some good news! We're all going to get to sleep IN THE CAR!"
WE ARE GOING TO LOSE THE HOUSE BECAUSE OF ME
Most oil stocks are up 50% from their lows on 3/23, if you can tell me what has changed for the better between then & now, I will buy too.
I had one share of sprint and just got paid out like $1... fook
Putin loves America
It's too late to buy.
I guess it's not actually slowing down
>tfw crash any second now
Be 100% honest with me bros, is this coronavirus shit going to end anytime soon?
It is paramount that investors understand SQQQ is a daily-targeted inverse ETF. ProShares designed this for short-term, high-risk and high-reward gains in the event the Nasdaq-100 struggles. This fund is not suitable for a long-term hold; investors who buy-and-hold SQQQ find their returns badly damaged by expenses and decay.
>VIX dropping
>too scared to open iron condors now
what the fuck do I do now? one single trump tweet can fuck up any vertical spreads in an instant.
Daily reminder to buy AXP calls and that this oil rebound is bullshit and already priced in so buy oil puts.
You’re welcome.
it's basically over
That you gambled against super smart AI and the dude with the infinite wallet and lost. I don't think they'll be surprised.
This is honestly quite amusing.
Why the fuck is ATHX tanking? What the fuck is happening?
Dude, shut up. You don't even own a house
I’m trying to unload at $24 now. Kinda just wanna break even desu... only 15 shares so not a crazy amount but as my first jump in I’ve learned a lot of lessons!
Definitely not trying to hold any 3x ETFs more than a day
>new york orders 100k body bags
>stonks go up
SOmewbody fucking tell me something about GUSH, UCO, or ERX.
everyone thinking so is retarded
Hopefully not. I'd have to go to work otherwise.
>end anytime soon?
At least another 4 months. Most likely another dip when the second wave hits in the fall
I've had enough of this joke of a market.
new yorkers are a net drain on the economy and that city is an economic artifact, everyone knows the west coast and texas are the future
No this is likely going to keep going until 2021
This isn't stopping untill there is a cure, you realise this right ppl?
You think people are going to jump on a royal Caribbean in June whilst the rona is still about?
The only way is if Either 1. Everybody has been vaccinated, Or 2. Everybody gets a test right before they go on
Best case June when it warms up, worst case next June when we have the vaccine.
>that's expo growth
>half of the world under lockdown
>ppl dead left and right
it is slowing.
HERE IT COMES
>tfw been holding 24 for almost 2 weeks
>unemployment claims hit a record 6.6 million, numbers never seen before
>Dow up 300 points
Fuck this stupid illogical shit
Luckin? Probably not. There's better businesses to buy. Luckin has been getting customers by giving them big promos and discounts, and they don't really run stores either. They were doing this storeless APP-only coffee delivery thing. In my estimation their experiment to just blitz the market with a new thing is probably not working.
The thing is their coffee is not that cheap, and a lot of persons in China who will spend that money on coffee would prefer Starbucks for a certain sense of atmosphere and attainable luxury. I've tried Luckin when I was there but it's just regular coffee. Their marketing materials and branding are great and everything, but I don't see how it's going to survive. I think this was the moment people who were not sure if it would or would realize it won't-- they didn't have a super popular but mismanaged idea like OFO. I think it just won't work and they'll go out of business.
>we will never, EVER see another circuit breaker during this crash
>we might never, EVER see a level 2 circuit breaker in our lifetime
it hits hard anons
Just buy everything
New york is projected to peak april 9th, you tell me
So what's the max you should how sqqq for?
Ever heard of a pump and dump
/smg/ header is supposed to include an anime image or flash, just that ya know, you know.
It could end before the vaccine comes out.
All you need to see if daily new cases truly dropping off. That would be enough to start a chaotic upturn.
Just listen to me, I make money.
Bullish for sure.
is the cat actually doing that?
find a new imagine to post
don't gamble with it. just buy safe long term bets like SPY, VOO, VT, etc. also, don't invest it all at once. do it over time to spread the risk of further drops in the coming weeks/months.
Been holding for a week trying to break even or turn a decent profit. Bro how fucked am I? Bought at average $22.50... just sitting on a sale order around $27. Will I make it? I gave up on $30 sell target. Just want my money back so I can research and get into stuff that’s not retarded
Hold*
But look at South Korea, They got it under control really quickly.
IM JUST GOING TO DROP THE KIDS OFF AT MY MOTHER IN LAWS AND RUN THE FK OFF TO VEGAS AND TRY AND GET MY LIFE BACK. IM RUINED
no
seconding
I'm just glad I got to see them.
Only been doing this for a couple of years so it was a first.
Memorable stuff.
Dont kid yourself, its only going to get worse. The faster and more sophisticated the trading bots become the faster the crashes will be. Look at oil toda
We will survive!
not for at least a year in my opinion
>Get a 100 dollar profit (around 7%) on my 240p
>Decide to HODL because I thought today would be green
>Lose that profit and back down 200 dollars
>Could have sold yesterday, bought the same put again for cheapies today and made more money
Could be lying.