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CIRCUIT BREAKER WHEN
5 minutes to go im scared frens
10 million unemployment next week?
5000 points up today
guys tell me aapl wont go under 235 tomorrw
i hate this market but i need se money
will be up 15% on my RDS might sell at open and rebuy once the saudi's give trump the middle finger and pump more
BOBOS TODAY IS THE DAY. My puts are expiring tomorrow let’s fucking FREEFALL
spy would have to shed like 15 points for that to happen, doubt we're going that low
Is 3k enough for shorting? Im neet with no income and I only have like 5k in cash
Should I risk more?
probably only -2% today
good day for bulls
god i hate BA
all in on
>oil bull x3
or
>sp500 bear x3?
I'm only happy when things get worse now
How the fuck was the jobless claim not priced in? We unironically knew it'd be over 6m.
The weak should fear the brrrrrrrrr
based
Are you the guy who was bragging about selling puts to bobos?
>tfw you buy LK
No please
I want off the ride
Pls save us Jerome and Trump
I wonder what other chinese statistic could possibly be fabricated
Imagine losing that much money in literally 3 minutes.
This is literally suicide material
Priced in
ha ha back to work wagie
based clackposter
Consensus was 4Mil
based clack poster
Yes, please let the market do what it should and let us younger folks get some cheapies for once.
It is priced in.
Buy Lucking Coffee laowai
WITNESS ME
SHES DOING IT AGAIN
Just keep buying.
What the fuck, this is more degenerate and uninformed than russians betting on live ping-pong.
I'm wondering if big oil wont do a drone strike on mbs.
AHHHHHHHHH noooooooooo.
>rakingmoney
CLACKBRO! love ya man, good morning!
anybody backing a chinese company should get fucked
HOLEE FUCK
Invested in LIES
tradingview.com
BRACE FOR IMPACT
250 shares at ~27 is 6750. embarrassing and stupid but unfortunately probably not boomer suicide material
why does that dude look like an 80s movie villain?
10 million is unironically bullish and priced in
>about a $6000 investment dropping to $70
this is shitcoin level financially ruined
>all that clackposting is actually paying off
absolutely based. a true visionary entrepeneur of our time.
'Consensus' is bait numbers they put out for plebs
The market is looking at something else in the future, earnings. Not your Fox Business headline of the morning.
>“Minorities are being disproportionately affected in the displacement,” Novoselsky said. “So a lot of the positive wage differential that we’d seen shrinking over the past 10 years both from females and African Americans, we’re going to see some of it going away.”
god coronachan is based
Weren't they only expecting 3.3 mil?
Went all in on Friday
Don’t regret it. We’re at the bottom now
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF
I hope that faggots heart explodes again.
DING DING DING DING
LET'S DANCE BOYS
he's just a WASP wall street bro
dindu nuffin
xth for rickdplumr1
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha holy fuck i was looking at an old chart
SOMEONE PLUG ME WITH NEW COMMENTS FROM BOOMERS ABOUT LK
JEROME THE MARKET IS OPEN AND ITS RED!!!
WHERE ARE YOU???
ITS 9:30AM ARE YOU AWAKE YET???
JEROME PLEASE.
This market is such a fucking joke.
can I get the story behind this
WHAT THE FUCK
AHHH UHH
Some retard had 10k shares. This is a lot like peak shitcoin season in 2018
Who else is holding DFFN stock?
JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That's plenty if you have only $5k to play with. There's still a lot of volatility, don't put yourself in the position of losing all your money in case something unexpected happens.
>buy the dip
When almost everybody is losing billions/trillions in a stock market crash how can anybody still be buying? shouldn't they yknow, be going fucking BANKRUPT?
Apparently it was not priced in, although I don't know how since every website was saying it was only a window into how bad it was. This market is completely irrational. Apparently, 3.3 million was priced in but double that a week later is not.
*clack* *clack* *clack* *clack*
hint: no one is buying
Stocktwits people are mentally ill people who already have 1500 shares when they announce to buy another 200
Just heard about this 5 minutes ago but apparently a Chinese SBUX rip off cooked their books and now they get sued.
I'm getting fucked on my CEMI holdings. Fug me.
>Non-essential
Easily, Trump nor the states have hardly done anything. You're gonna need Europe styled lockdowns to decrease the spreading rate of the virus. And you know what lockdowns do to your unemployment rates...? It's a chose between death rates and the economy.
6mil unemployed was clearly already priced in you retarded bearish zoomers
Boys, what are some good cheap stocks now?
Boeing?
Also, redpill me about Bonds. Why do people buy Bonds or Bond ETFs? I dont understand this.
THEY ATILL CANT ATIO TALKING ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE. ITS A FUCKING NATIONAL CRISIS AND THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE
Fed do not go broke
JEROMEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF
Guh
This is...
Looks like a green day
no, don't risk more. skip options and snag some SPDN, PSQ, DOG. Allegedly too nutty atm for options noobs. if a day looks particularly bad, grab some of the 3x leverage ones. DXD, QID, SSO are probalby better since you can't day trade. leave some of your 3k thats positioned bearish in cash, you can catch some big dips in these inverse ETFs if you have it.
The happy medium is a quarantine but not a full lockdown. You don't want to shoot your economy in the chest just for this thing to return again next winter. This is just nature dude, we're so removed from it now that we forget that this is part of life.
lmaoooo
Im still lafin
This is just too retarded
i knew why i go long - FED is never disappointing me.
>Jerome pumped it out of the gate
Bold
CRISIS OVER!
BUY THIS DIP OR BE LEFT BEHIND
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PUMP IT UP JEROME
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE
CRAB CRAB CRAB
>got shaken out at PM low
FUCKKKKKKKKKE EVERY TIME
maybe you shouldn't invest money in things you don't understand
if by "investing" you mean degenerate gambling then who gives a shit just put it on whatever and hope line go green instead of line go red
Even if it's nothingburger or a hoax created to control us more, I can't deny that it's been very comfy.
YES JEROME PUMP IT UNF UNF PUMP IT FUCK YEAH
RED LINE TURNING GREEN
It's going to be a boring day by the looks of it.
>pumping it 1% in 5 minutes
fucking hate you
I just love the 'free' market
Oh lol
Jesus fucking christ this pump, they have no shame do they
CMON SAUDI's give me some fucking FUD i'm sitting on $15000 in cash I wanna buy some cheap oil stocks
Yoi biy bonds because it is a different asset class than stocks. The idea is they behave differently so holding them reduces your overall volatility at the cost of overall returns. High IQ investors hold a good chunk of long term treasuries (EDV, TLT, TMF)
stupid bears haha
someone post the jerome graph
>6.6 gorillion unemployed
>green
priced in
OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TO C-
BASED AND CLACKPILLED
Fed just erased 5k of my profit :/
anyone else grabbing ATHX and SPY puts?
when is car sale report ?
Why UP AND DOWN
IT SHOULD BE GOING DOWN ARGHHHHHHHH
Volume is tiny.
Buy the dip, laowai
Free masons Jewish fraternity they lie for a living
Next: 10 million unemployed, 5000 people die every day
>dow pumps another 5%
HAHAHAHAHAHA MY ZM PUTS FINALLY PRINTING HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>x1000
these people reside on this board
jesus christ
I hope you didn't think to forget about lil ol' me
The moos and the growls are for tomorrow. TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE SNIB SNAB
Priced in
Markets wtf are you doing? You're drunk!
Already came, 14m
Because of these retarded institutions buying whenever we have a -5% day and selling a few days later, and the fed putting as much money into this garbage market as possible, we are gonna see a slow crab walk down to DOW 15k and an even slower recovery.
I'm still playing SQQQ but I'll be making less profit by the time this is all done.
Accumulate REFR cheapies
>short something
it goes up
>buy puts
it goes up
>long something
it goes down
>buy calls
it goes down
should I DCA index funds?
The infinite wisdom of the Market has everything priced in.
Every single molecule in every universe is all part of the plan.
Trust the Market.
Amen.
Wendy's just announced that they're going to start serving crab, time to buy.
GET FUCKED ALGOS. WE'RE DROPPING YOU FUCKING BOTS.
>DWHY IS DAY TO DAY MOVEMENT IRRATIONAL
Every fucking day
You should come up with an objective strategy instead of trading with emotions
you should report them to the IRS
>imagine missing the second bottom bear trap
>My short AND my hedges nosedive
So fucking bogged
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO
YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY
YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOTH PRINTING PRESS
>U.S. Initial Jobless Claims Leap to Record 6.65 Million
>Record
New record, definitely bullish
the credit default was not priced in. everyone thought the congress stimulus and unemployment would save us but now its a shitshow because people arent getting their Trumpbux for at least another 3-6 weeks. lmao creditors are literally going to have to go 2 months without collecting payments which means they are overextended to the max
this post was priced in
I AM NOT OKAY
C R A B
Why are the markets up?
Just do the opposite of what you were doing before lmao
Damn I'm getting fucked on my bear certificate, had 30% gain 10min ago, I hate this.
Just tell us what you trade user so we can bet against you
you know you're the only one who can see that right
Wtf happened here
Its crabbin
>fair value: green
>trust us go back to work!
>rest of world: fuck you
>change: red
they just announced 6.6 million unemployed
YAAAY I'm a big boy now!
60 million unemployed is priced in
Then the opposite will happen
I am financially ruined.
>7 mil unemployed
>IVR, a mortgage company, up 7%
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>entire watch list
tell me about it, those things fucking raped me with a big black schlong these past two weeks, better just fucking stick to etfs
>jobless claims above 6 million
Very bullish.
How
Going red again...
better grab some moer before it pumps
Wow, can you believe there are more people unemployed than Jews who died in the holocaust?
Based chinks dabbing on American investors again. Some things never change even after 2008
is buttsex priced in
We expected 3 million but we got 6. Which means less people working and more people having time to buy stocks. In anticipation of this stocks go up.
Easy
Literally anything happens, no matter how out of the blue or surprising:
PRICED
IN
>6.6 million unemployed
>higher than even the bearest predictions
>market opens in the green
why does this happen? I never understand why the market moves up on badnews before cratering? Who's buying? Who?
Domp eeet
Companies save money on less overhead = Bullish
the market priced in the possibility of 100 percent unemployment at the beginning of march
Every single news article has been about black people? Impressive.
MW is short $LK. We received unattributed 89-page report alleging $LK is a fraud: "number of items per store per day was inflated by at least 69% in 2019 3Q and 88% in 2019 4Q, supported by 11,260 hours of store traffic video" We view the work as credible.
HOW CAN THGEY ALWAYS DO IT?
Fuck you Levi
How do I short simps?
nice
>The line isn't moving one way or the other
GUYS?
here comes the drop! buckle up hope you bought your first 10 minute puts!
it cratered first. the bounce happened a couple minutes before open and just overlapped by about 10 minutes
going down please god keep going
Why yes i am perfectly OK
Soccer mom retail investors haven’t heard about it yet and their husbands haven’t told them it’s a problem yet
Dumping
no problemo. banks just credit printed money from mnuchinbux machine and voila instant V shaped recovery no one loses any money no one loses a job everyone gets ice cream and chocolate cake plus incels get bikinibabe bitcoin ceos as girlfriends
WTF HAPPENED WHY IS THE LIVE STREAM BLACK
Pretty sure those trade data mining operations like RH all found the same: do exactly the opposite what our users are doing
Unironically, the LK dump is going to make it great for day trading if you can stomach the risks
The only thing soccer moms invest in is overpriced Starbucks and Lululemon
They are kill
Pu pu pu pu pump it uuuup
Wendys is a stock I was looking to buy, hope it goes down some more. I really need to research more stocks though.
its to motogate NFP tomorrow
heads will roll tomorrow
Sounds sustainable
It is the end times. Terror and blood gods rule the darkness that is left.
The SP500 rallyes
I’m so fucking sick of this Jerome faggot eating my lunch btw
BULL IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
PLEASE FUCKING CRASH RICHT NOW IM NOT JOKING MY PUTS AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
TRUMP STOP PRINTINGGGGG
My portfolio is taking it up the ass dry right now.
It's going to be halted for sure.
US jobless claims are in. What is this pattern called?
its dead mate, its like you wanna trade FUN
a quick short squeeze. dump soon.
That was the fakest and gayest pump i ever saw
ITS HAPPENING
i unironically think this is going to trigger a worldwide chain reaction of bank failures. we should come out on top though as people all flee their shithole country currencies and change to $USD. so if you think about our printer, its not really such a dumb idea since there will be way more USD demand and usage anyway.
>use that to buy a coke
>stock price goes up
the system is truly rigged. us white folks just can't lose.
priced in
Temporary.
You seem to think I'm investing. I just pick volatile stocks and find opportunities to bet in either direction
Can someone please put the JUST haircut on the luckin deer?
it was the shorts and PUT cheapie loading pump that market manipulators use. i still cant believe people havent figured this out yet. there is always a slight pump or drop for the big boys to scoop up the cheap opposite play then the actual market plays out
the "56% (unemployed)"
anyone who shorted LK? Why did you not do it?
