/smg/ - Stock Market General

Despair edition

brokers:
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stock market words:
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risk management:
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bloomberg stream:
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education:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/tail-plug/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
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tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

pre-market data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

boomer investing:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
fintel.io/
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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first!

Lose all your money? Just learn to code!

>tfw the world won't change even slightly from all this chaos

i just want something to happen, anything at all.

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Left or Right biz?

Why are those anime girls always mocking me?

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For me, both.

Right
She seems honest and disgusted by the notion that you earn money through work.
Left one will just make fun of me.

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realistically, right

Japanese drawings are degenerate.

right. she is way hotter.

the one with the penis

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>no one picking left
more for me

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holy shit how is almost every single reply wrong?
never listen to /smg/

Accumulate REFR cheapies

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Left, but for the same reasons

You can't pick both, sorry

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No, fuck you faggot.

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ONTX is only .29, unironically load up for the easiest money you'll ever make in your life by EOY

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why are you spamming faggot

Should I buy XOM now or should I wait and see if it drops more?

We need a 120 day lockdown to insure trumpfags and chinese stop spreading coronachan. Once it's over, if ever then the market will find a new normal. This is the new normal until it's all locked down, bulls. The bears are going to continue to win

>biotech bagholders
Reminder that all biotech stocks are basically pump and dumps

HFC calls, ideas ?

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I've been buying it all week. DCA, man.

Oil is going negative, bro. The Saudis will just dig big pits and let it sit on top of the earth.

I need a few more days of dumps so I can sell my puts for a cruise to Antarctica. Hoping the unemployment numbers are horrible, but they were on Friday and it pumped so I dunno.

fuck off back to your trash penny stock faggot
>buying after the dump

So if ONTX rises just by 50$, a conservative estimate, I can retire with 45 billion!!!
They never learn, brother.
Buying oil stocks now is just insanity

Need to get this archived for the generations after the pandemic

Eventually the romey will have to throw in the towel. He's just putting more makeup on a dead pig.

Unemployment numbers out... Are they bad? If so I'm gonna buy calls because that's probably how the market is gonna react

Never ever, their plan is clearly to wait till the last moment to do a real lockdown hoping that there will be a cure or something.

Why are you archiving youtube videos?

wait no they're not

the market will crash the next two weeks as the US soon becomes as fucked as Italy. Oil is the last thing you want to sit with then

Whaddaya mean? Why can't I have Android-Chan and iPhone-Chan both, like I can have an Android device and Apple device?

wise choice. i will probably do the same.

at market open it seems

Oil can go negative and XOM will still have value. Even if a refinery and distribution network has a magic pipe of infinite free crude running into it, the output is still worth quite a bit. You can't put crude into your oil pan or gas tank. You can't inject it into a mold and get a plastic part.
The drop in their share price is due to panic and a lower demand for fuel during this period of severely reduced travel. Both will go away eventually, and if they can buy oil off the saudis for $15/ barrel then they can sharply lower the price for fuel and still make a profit. Lower prices for commodities actually increases demand, so I don't see them really losing long term.
In a word to describe XOM, I'd say "oversold".

8:30 american time whatever it is

Im long for now

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2 hours

priced in

New York timezone, aka Eastern Daylight Time (GMT-4) when not on daylight saving.

If you already use Android, why would you cuck yourself with an apple device?

Daily reminder that this "crisis" is only killing people who are 90 years old with 5 underlying conditions. You think there's mass death, but really it's just a people who were going to die in less than a year anyway getting the process sped up. It's literally nothing.

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GIVE ME THE NEWS

Android doesn't even mean uncucked. I bought a Galaxy 10 because my OnePlus 5t is starting to get little issues, and I found out you literally cannot get root. What a piece of shit. I'm still using the OnePlus.

Based fake pandemic. Now we can buy cheap stonks.

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It's already priced in

Maybe you use an Android phone (because cheaper) and an Apple notebook (for MacOS).

everyone thinking its nothing should just contract it, would be a good gene pool cleansing

5% CDR with all global cases, 20% with closed cases, with data skewed by China Iran, and more than likely Indonesia under-reporting

delusional bulls

>Thinking about the virus instead of the economic and political effects of that virus
Technically 9/11 resulted in just 2000 deaths and some increased activity for NYC construction companies

But I want the stonks to keep going down so I can buy more.

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Nigger old people are dying, young people end up in intensive care.

>young people end up in intensive care.
weak cunts

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>the dca virgin
>the perfect timing chad

can someone make that say manlet

I'm already on 3 Biotech stocks and they are all down! DOWN! BioNtech is down 10% since I bought it!!! 10%!

I remember reading autistic discussions about 1-3% of the population dying off to some random disease and how that would affect the world. The general consensus was major economic collapse, going to 10% would wipe out the modern civilization.

Oh, every faggot in it had a Phd of some sort, some had multiple ones. I'm trying to find the thread at the moment.

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How many hours until new job reports?

Buy more biotech stocks goy!

Stem cell therapies will moon Q3/4. Anything immunosuppressant (incl. a lot of cancer therapies esp. IO) will have a hard time recruiting / running trials...

What did you invest in?

8:30 EST

google it to your time zone, but round about 1:45h

A fun thing to do is going on stocktwits and reading all the desperate boomer pajeet biopenny comments.
Like cults waiting for the coming of the messiah.

I am going to short the entire global stock market

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I bought at 35 and 37, almost bought at 31 too but I’m kind of retarded and tried to time the bottom

In the long run, even if it goes back down to 30 or lower I’ll just buy more and DCA, once the world opens back up you’ll be up double your money in a blue chip with great divies

The ideal Yas Forums poster: perfectly times buys at the top and sells at the bottom. Broadcasts it so everyone else can do the opposite.

am I the only one that thinks left?

just get back what you put in
100% foolproof

you're retarded. you have to find the right biotech stocks. but there is indeed a lot of trash out there.
But companies like argen-x, galapaogs or morphosys aren't exactly trash biotech companies

Thats the stuff

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