The world is ending and I never had sex

How do I have sex no one talks to me or is interested in me and no matches on tinder after tens of thousands of swipes or anywhere else, been trying for over 20 years

need a sauce boss

Try grindr

you can pay for a prostitute, but that brings up the question of whether you're looking for just sex or some type of romantic relationship

also is sex something very important to you?

I've seen like 8 girls like my dating service site but I haven't got to see there reply because fuck the gay app. What do?

source

Based

It's about an 8. I get so horny sometimes I finger my asshole while watching blacked and cuckold porn

I look like a neckbeard and im just socially awkward

I tried prostitutes as well and they are all fake, not sure what their scam is but they have numbers that you call and it just says to leave a message, or you text it and it shows prices but they will never respond.

Crystal Lust look on Pornhub

Quick rundown on these bio IDs?

Take a trip to Thailand with me once this coronavirus bullshit passes. Your dick will ache and you'll be tired of sex after 10 days in Pattaya.

yeah, like a lot missing out

thanks bud

have you ever been to a legal brothel, or do you have those where you live?

I am that kind of person but I still really want to try it. Fuck.

I often wonder if that ass is fake

it is coofer friend

Don't have those, would probably have to travel thousands of miles across international borders.

It's not that wild, bro. It's a good time if you're with who you really like, but in general, nah. Continue business as usual. If it happens it happens, brother. Don't sacrifice integrity for it.

Burger here, went to europe once and seeing the brothels was an eye-opening experience.
For $100 you can fuck the shit out of a hot 18 year old that rides dick like a porn star.
10/10 would go again

Am I crazy for thinking it looks real?

>Crystal Lust
based source merchant

yes

Come to my house, I'll fuck you.

man, I guess I need to go outside more

Don't..you'll probably like it too much...took me years and several prison terms to get off vicodin and oxys...been ten years and I could probably do it tomorrow but I know I'd OD but this time will be the last

GET ME SICK

dont do it.
Go get adderall and take 5x your dose, that's enough to make you feel happier than you've ever been without ruining your life like heroin

you are missing out on some memorable experiences of dick friction and a little confidence. nothing major.

thanks user

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recession = cheap hookers

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You mean, you wear a condom and fuck a rubber. No thanks bro

all of these people saying its not a big deal are full of shit. not getting laid for so long basically turns you into a porn addict

it rejuvenates your spirit and thats no joke

Some of the worst Photoshop and filter work I've ever seen. What an atrocious skank.

If you want an end of the world party with me myself and I, go do shrooms with LSD. Smoke a tonne of weed before during and after. Once the trip starts to fade ever so slightly, drop Molly.

you aint marrying her
incels should fuck hookers and stop worrying about sex

I'd legit rope if I ever had to stoop so low in life than to fuck a prostitute. Fucking filthy street rat trash. The shame of even thinking about it is enough to make me want to shower.

What a pathetic loser you are, seriously. I legit pity poor faggots like you that have to come out of pocket and hire a street worker to get laid. Get your life together you sad, pathetic nigger.

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

Dangerously based

Anything is negotiable. Most will blow without a condom and you can cum on their faces, too. It can be fun but fucking a gf you actually like is still a lot better

I think the same about losers who do the same roastbeef over and over

>I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl
Fuck prostitutes until you don't care about sex anymore. Then, once you are not desperate, talk to women

Infected with corona.

The world isn't ending.

Yeah but did you know that sexual frustration / rage is a potent stimulant. I do nofap and think about how my oneitis is quarantining with some guy and having sex and use the explosive anger to lift weights. Feels kinda good.

You have a lot to learn, kiddo. Keep coming out of pocket to catch Herpes though. Eventually, your empty filling ass has to face the truth of being such a pathetic degenerate loser. Get your shit together.

>lift weights
What's the point if you are not fucking?

I'm in a similar situation. Think I'm gonna try that out and start lifting.

That's the problem, never having been laid. You can only imagine the feeling. Which is much better than the actual thing. This is what it feels like:
Pussy is wet and smells like fish, or wet dog depending on the day. When you go down on her, the stubbles sting a bit, and it tastes like the smell but not as pugnant. Your tounge gets sore, and you keep on going for her out of love. Same thing goes around for her, sucking dick is not too comfortable for her. When she sucks you, you can't decidedly feel every little movement she makes. You notice mostly wet sucking. And if she's good, maybe some tounge action.
The feeling of comming go orgasm from a BJ feels a bit the same as the difference between tickling yourself or getting tickled by someone else. This fades so fast tho. you'll go back to the same feeling you get right now from masturbating.
Then for sex:
Sex is underwhelming because pussy is kinda frictionless, I've made awful statements like "is it in?" Lmao. If you're used to your lefty or righty, it might even be hard to stay hard so hopefully the girl makes you horny as fuck otherwise though luck. This will fade too.

Now this all still sounds okay and pleasurable, and it is. Except on a bad day, when she lays down, doesn't say no at all, looks away, you fuck her and there is no effort from her.
You're like, the fuck is up, "what's up?".
Wrong motherfucking statement man, should've said nothing. She says "nothing", you get mentally abused for 10 minutes of her not wanting to tell and comming with some shit like "I'm not in the mood anymore". The fuck you weren't in the first place so what the fuck is still up.

You'll have to deal with both sides man, it's a bad deal

Yes and no

I had no luck with girls until I started using steroids. was always a code monkey with low confidence. Steroids and gym worked for me and i honestly recommend it to anyone who was in my position.

Trust me shrunken balls and slightly reduced fertility are a great trade for the crippling depression you now face.

The difference is night and day a buff nerd is apparently the peak of female desire. Could have any girl I want. Also got a GREAT job because the HR lady who interviewed me thought i was hot.

You literally have no choice but to conform to what society wants you to look like it does not even matter how ugly you are as long as you are young and buff.

get some crypto and Go to Eroids that is where i started. Stick to Testosterone for a while then work up.

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Not missing out. It’s very messy and you get poo stuck under your fingernails.

>you get poo stuck under your fingernails.
wtf kinda girls are you talking to
watch her videos, her ass is that big

Is this what nofap cultists are? A bunch of coping cuckold simps? Lmao

stay mad loser while I fuck hot women for less than 100$

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>Pussy is wet and smells like fish, or wet dog depending on the day
Not young, clean pussy. It's delicious. But I agree that the overall experience is underwhelming. Sex is only really great if you're in love for the first couple months

You can't kiss prostitutes though.

What caused female ass hyperinflation?

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you have corona. it is asymptomatic. ten posts from now your id will show up as infected.

prostitute-cels are based but you shouldn't have sex period, its yucky

Nature has counterbalances for everything. If you lose your sight then your hearing will become acute. If you're not fucking then it'll ramp up motivation to become more sexually successful as long as you don't short circuit it with artificial shit like porn.

Currently i have my fair share of sex. It's okay, but i still prefer to watch a very good movie, or eat a tasty meal.
Sex in my opinion is not good in itself, but it's a release when you crave it after about a week.
It's not awesome like you think it is. I never had sex with a girl i'm fully in love with thought. Might be different.

Actually you can. I have

The absolute worse advice I’ve ever heard. You must be a heroin addict in the midst of addiction right now or you never tried it. But either way you talk foolishly

Heroin feels good, but it lies and betrays you in the end

>loser
>fuck hot women for $100
Fat, ugly, balding incel dork think hes a pimp for spending his Target paychecks on blown out whores. The absolute state of ugly fatties.

i got a bj from a hooker ama

I was actually just thinking about this. How is this impacting sex workers. The Vegas scene specifically

I read an article about how strippers have lost work so some of them are now delivering food naked as a side hustle during this pandemic.

Find a nice Asian girl and marry her.

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you're aware athletes, actors, ceos, married men, all fuck prostitutes? that's what based men who dont want to waste time with courtship or emotional bullshit do. You come, you fuck, you leave. No drama. Whenever you want. It's that based. This reality triggers beta males who think sex shouldn't be exchanged for money.

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laws of supply and demand, they should theoretically lower their price

>Am I missing out?

Quit being such a pussy simp faggot and you will get laid. Now fuck off.