/smg/ - Stock Market General

RING A DING DING DING DING DING

I'll ask it here.
Would 20% unemployment be bullish?

>CCL down 33% in one day
>one point away from 52 week low
Buy and hold or are they toast?

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AAAAAAAAAAACHOOO

Will SPHD and SPYD hit 0?

Am I green yet?
youtu.be/z5X5zh00rdg

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

priced in

>that fucking UBER pump
this definitely won't hold

And there's the bell!
Holy shit!
Join us in 2 hours as futures open and we get to see how insane shit gets overnight with the Nikkei and HSI expected to die and fall off cliffs.
It takes about 10 minutes for the lat of the trades to filter through. So now we wait on that.

SHHHHEEEEES BACCCKKKK!!!

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Summerfags welcome

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POZZ ME AIDSBRO

ATHX: the mooning continues. Remember when I told you about ATHX sub 2$? now its over 4$. Hope you are not missing out bros.

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The HFTs, Fed, hedge funds, brokers, and mutual funds all collude to rig this shit under the direction and guidance of the U.S. government. As long as everyone serves and keeps the market manipulated, they'll avoid the Long Term Capital Management treatment.

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I'm confident in my cheapies and breaking even on my shorts. If we go up, I'm happy. If we go down, I'm happy. Nothing can assail the unassailable.

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Limit down tonight

uhm actually the end of today was bullish

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OH NO NO NO NO ON NO NO

LOOKS LIKE WERE FEASTING ON STEAK TONIGHT FELLOW BEARS

Jerome's last minute pump FAILED

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Give me the coof!

Look like it

ITS TIME JEROME
GET IN THE FUCKIN TRUNK

youtu.be/mvNbhrOEXt4

>WHEN AND WHERE IS UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS RELEASED?
WHEN AND WHERE IS UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS RELEASED?
>WHEN AND WHERE IS UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS RELEASED?
WHEN AND WHERE IS UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS RELEASED?
>WHEN AND WHERE IS UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS RELEASED?
WHEN AND WHERE IS UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS RELEASED?

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Shorts closing. Didnt think of it and just held. Not a bad day overall, roughly 3 months salary. How did you retards do today?

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I bought the dip

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME JEROME

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VIOLA AND JUST LIKE THAT 5 TRILLION (5,000,000,000,000) DOLLARS (USD) WILL NEVER EXIST EVER AGAIN!

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The Bears owned the day but the crabs owned the power hour.

APRIL 3RD
>APRIL 3RD
APRIL 3RD

IN 2 DAYS

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GIB

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.72%, ouchies but interesting day. Put spreads looking much healthier, fun daytrade, longed from 245.20 to 246.90 kekkies. It looks like predictions of incoming retest could be coming true. Interestingly, VIX not up that much. The poor russell leading spx down...

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

aint nothing like dollar cost averaging with the house's money

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it's WALLA you retard

Nikkei and HSI already dropped a bit yesterday so they probably won't drop as much

FUCK COOFERS
FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK TRANNY JANNIES

RED DAY TOMORROW BOIS

SQQQ CHADS RYZE THE FUCK UP

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I'm about the same but with less money

I have no money left but I bought 1 ko call and 1 mgm put
I learned the hard way always hedge

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JARED DO SOMETHING JEROME ISNT PICKING UP THE PHONE I NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT FOR ISRAEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Thoughts on DFFN?

JEROMEEEEEEEEE PICK UP

JEROMMMMEEEEEE

>closed under 21k
Get fucked bullcucks

i bought at the worst time again
kill me

PAINT IT DARK RED TOMORROW BOBO

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We got one stimulus package.
How likely that we get another one in the next few weeks or month?

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HUGE. MASSIVE. GREEN. DILDO. Tomorrow at open

enjoy this bears but your time in the sun is over

If cruises aren't a thing for longer than 6 months or a year even, toast.

N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JEROME JEROME YOU HAVE TO POOOOOMP IT OR CNN WILL BULLY ME NOOOOO

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Up 9%

brrr

BASED DIVIDEND POSTER SAVE ME

+74.46%
17kish not bad still a little down on the week though.

They are dead why would you buy

>32%
32%
>32%
32%
>32%
32%
>32%
IMA COOM IF THATS EVEN CLOSE

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Do you actually believe this?

This shit is going to come crashing down because millennials and boomers are buying without researching the balance sheets and credit ratings of these companies.

If I look at 3 yr, 5 yr, 10 yr, etc returns for an ETF I'm researching how should I regard expenses and distributions over those spans of time? For example, should I multiply the yield % and the expense ratio by 5 and add to the 5 yr return?

I call this one the Ford put.

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down and buying
applying wads of dividend income to the reddest areas

Bought Sqqq a 25 buckaroos. What are the chances I might actually make some munny?

Hey divviefren. Do you use Drip in your strategy?

cme4pif-thoughts.blogspot.com/2020/02/virus-or-bank.html

Good blogpost from an old school boomer trader on why the economy was mcfucked even before the virus started spreading

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lets all take a moment for our brothers who sold their shortbags at the bottom

>60k new cases in a day
>4k deaths
>probably not testing enough
oh my fug

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jesus christ

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Should I waste some money?

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Massive profit potential if they survive.

coofing on stockfags

A smart tactic with proper stocks is to be hoovering them the fuck up as they fall off a cliff in order to catch some insane ass rebound gains.
I was sucking up MUFG and Intelsat today with the same ferocity one snorts cocaine with.

I waiting on more money to deposit into my account. I'm fine with it going down further even though it makes me cry in the short-term.

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uh, hello braap department?
I just let out another stinker

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you don't want to wait till we get the unemployment numbers kek

... do you mean you bought SQQQ over a week ago?

Why DRIP when you can do asset allocation to save and buy what you want according to an automated spreadsheet?

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I'm looking at the same thing. Tempting gamble.

I hope so I went all in with 20k on buy puts expiring next friday. Every 40 cent move from initial is equal to making 5000 bucks. Currently up to about 34k from when i bought this morning. Wew lad i made all of my losses back if i sell now and gtfo

Down 5.3%. At this point, I'm not just bagholding certain stocks, my measly 1100 dollars I've invested has become one giant bag. I'll probably forever regret actively participating in this shit show in October as opposed to...well, now, but it's definitely going to make me a better investor in the long run. How long that run remains red remains to be seen

that's from over a month ago lad

most people sold their equity shares for the 12% coupon bonds they issued. $4billion sold with $10billion demand

when will Jerome help?

i mean how many -4% days can the market possibly take

madlad

They're all red

NY DOCTORS SUCCESSFULLY TREATED 400 PATIENTS WITH CORONAVIRUS INFECTION USING COCKTAIL OF HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, AZITHROMYCIN, AND ZINC SULFATE WITH ZERO DEATHS OR SIDE EFFECTS

eat shit coronachan

down 1.8%, very expected
Dow: BBB
XLF: BBB
Oil: BBB
gains about to come my way

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all of them

THANKS DADDY JEROME! i really need to find a way to more consistently use /smg/ as an indicator lol

P.S. everyone respond to this post with a screencap of your trades today or you're a faggot.

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Bought $5k worth of DAL, AAL, and JBLU today AMA

Yeah, right before Jerome took action. Been suffering the whole week because I didn't want want to throw away my bags at a loss. Now doesn't seem to bad.

>i mean how many -4% days can the market possibly take

lots
it's fine, Jerome doesn't care about the stock prices

Every country in the world would rather let everyone on a cruise die than disembark in their ports.

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What you need to realize is that day trading/stock picking is an extremely hard game to play over the long term. Human emotions are a bitch

COUNTDOWN TO APRIL THIRD 8:30 AM, STARTING NOW

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Lads

help me out.
UDOW is a 3x leveraged ETF.
it fell form 130 to 30 in the last few weeks.
Do you think its a bad idea to buy in with 20k (most of my savings) when the bottom hits?

Im reading that these leveraged ETFs can bleed money or depreciate, in volatility, since the leverage resets every day.

But looking at the 5 year chart, it followed pretty closely.

any thoughts?
i imagine we will get some volatility over the next few months.
Better/more lucrative options?

>tfw another week of easy SPY put gains
Let's fucking go bros.

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