You arent renting are you Yas Forums?

That van is parked by a children's playground and there is a high powered camera on the table. This is confirmed a Yas Forums posters vehicle. Fbi notified.

10k

>working from a laptop with a glaring screen
>no room to move
>no room to stand
>doing dishes
>shower that makes you wanna suicide

>normies think this looks great

lol dude just live without running water, electricity or waste disposal LOL

That's a tap in the picture and solar panels are on the roof

Van life is overrated and has many hidden costs

Yes, and my tenants better pay up or they are getting pulled from my units and coofed on.

kek

Get out you sick nerd

>HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT A HOT SHOWER EVERY DAY
>WHERE WILL YOU THROW ALL YOUR COKE CANS AND FOOD WRAPPERS HAHA
Van life may be romanticized but let's not pretend you aren't such a massive fucking pussy and pathetic excuse for a male that you would be able to handle an extended period of time away from your creature comforts. This is expected of NEET's existing in a virtual skinner's box of internet, games, and porn.

Anons pretend to be privy to some kind of inner reality but the truth is you would dissociate from reality to cope if you actually had to live without the internet for an extended period of time, while being outside for the majority of the day - and *gasp* not having a comfy bed in an A/C'd room with a giant bathroom and infinite hot-water, plus tendies in the fridge. Wagecagies and commuters are cucked, but you NEET's are literally just the other side of the same coin. You are just as terrified of freedom and the truth of the world as fucking wagies, you run on dopamine feedback hamster wheels in parallel worlds while mocking each other - for the most part being unaware that both you and your counterparts have been reduced to underlings who live in fear of losing the comforts of modern life.

Freedom isn't a skinner's box with instant and constant dopamine rewards on demand 24/7/365. Just saying. You are not enlightened for being a critic on Yas Forums, ask yourself if you are really going to live out your entire life not knowing what it is like to actually be a human on this earth without the fucking noise?

get coofed, bro
here

nope i live with my mom and dad super comfy(no i hate it)

>tfw living with grandparents
>actually put me in their will to inherit the house
>parents are fucking livid furious with me
>they dont get shit after they mistreated me and my grandparents

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coof?

This actually makes me really happy. Cheers user!

My dad beat the reality out of me

no highspeed fiber optic internet connection, thats pajeet tier...

Same. Going to lose mine this year though. Corona.

yes and cooking bat soup for my frens

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>I put myself in uncomfortable positions just so i can feel superior over others

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holy shit are you ok??

You can live your life beholden to what wrongs you have endured or rise above it. No one can make that choice but you. Pain in the short term beat pain in the long term.
Implying this isn't about internet addicted ratbrains trying to flex on people who live untethered?
Doing great user. Being honest with yourself is better than picking the most convenient delusion. Wouldn't talk if I hadn't experienced both sides of this. Modern humans by and large live in a permanently entranced state to a technological egregore and have forgotten entirely what life feels like without the digital matrix. Some of them even think being a sequestered hermit staring at a screen 12 hours a day is "based".

Van lifestyle is the saddest thing I've seen americans doing, especially when they're whites.
Imagine your ancestors came and built the most prosperous country ever from scratch and 6 generations later their children live like bottom tier gypsies because they can't even afford a house.

What the fuck went so wrong?

Our ancestors got too comfy which is why we are now desperate for an exit even it that means living in a van temporarily. We aren't talking about van life opposed to fucking homesteading, get real none of you faggots are on your own land and know jackshit about farming. This is about van life v.s. being a neet/wage cagie in a renter's world with no power over your environment.

>ratbrains
I really like this

oh fuck oh shit who the fuck coofed on me it wasn't supposed to be like this

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Based

>egregore
I like this

Imagine being so afraid of breaking social convention that you subject yourself to ruin by renting

a piece of shit van alone will cost $25k

What I'm doing is more akin to squatting than renting

This, especially when H suddenly becomes scarce in your area

absolutely epictarily megasophisticilitacilly BASED

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How do I into van life? where can you park?

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> t.never tried to live off solar panels
gas yourself you pro-homeless shill

Accounting for depreciation, maintenance, financing and other recurring costs it's not that much cheaper than renting or a mortgage but it also has a lot more inconveniences. I lived in a trailer for 2 years, only because my work was in the middle of nowhere.

I typically park it in your mother

Depreciating asset, seems comfy

hehe

Coof coof commie

Oooof, what's that lmao

haha where can you park a van though?

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Long term? No where. You keep moving from parks, campgrounds, neighborhoods and big box parking lots.

DESU

You aren’t showing are you?

not really. you can find used ford e150s for around $5k. you just have to look. also if you don't mind sacrificing some space to save money you can find minivans for even less.

The moment tweakers find out where you park you are fucked. I would have cameras setup and a windowless van if I were to go that route

Based. Wish I could van it up for a year or 2, but I have a family. If I ever make it, I'll quit my jerb and rent a RV for awhile.

when I lived in Ottawa, I rented. salary was about 85k. i got to have a full house to myself for $1600 including heat and electric. a comparable house would have costed far more even with a good down payment (which I didn't have because I put most of my extra cash into 100oz silver bars). it made sense to rent then.

when i relocated, i bought a house on rented land. they have arrangements here where people rent tracts of land in groups (yearly rent is about 800USD) and own the house on top of them.

my place is 3 bedroom, solid foundation, loaded with solar panels, about 2x as big and a bit nicer than the pic i attached. I no longer work and am currently slowly living off my savings.

Under both circumstances, I lived within my means. Neither time did it involve taking out a mortgage or "owning" the land I was sitting on.

If things change, I may invest in a tract of land to perform a valuable farming task. I can't see owning a lot of land as a valuable long term plan unless I can monetise it, taxes have no real ceiling and government bureaucrats will shackle you any way they can.

t. cozy silverbug femanon

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I have a duplex and rent out the upstairs for extra income, I would like to do van living if I ever decide to fuck off one day and just collect rent from both units,Maybe buy a plot of land and set up some hookups for electric and water. Nowhere I really want to drive to though.

Holy based