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Free chart:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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first for what the fuck

I don't even have to set my alarm anymore. My failed investments wake me up with alerts every morning

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Technically first

Thoughts/predictions on where F will end up?

fuck I'm starting to regret NCLH

Fanon said 4

ahhhhh i need it to crash more

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Hopefully not between 4.68 and 4.72 like it’s been all damn morning

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Bullish

gah that ugly voice

Idk if you saw this user so I'm reposting it.

user don't kill yourself! I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself user.

This is so fucking god damn retarded.

I made money today but fucking shit, how long can they keep this garbage up? How is this not the world's biggest unregulated casino?

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RDS.B
DHT
FRO

Save yourself, it's not too late.

Bulls win
Go green
Usa usa usa

You cant beat usa

Kinsa shows huge decline in fevers in their healthmap over last 7days

Its not bad outside ny

guys i dont even feel sick why are you looking at me weird lmao *touches handrail*

PUMP IT JEROME

JEROME WHERE ARE YOU?????

ITS RED!! DO SOMETHING!!

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Bullish?

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God days when all hell breaks loose and the stocks fall off a fucking cliff are the best because all I can think is "Ohh 300% recovery due to models. Shit's gonna make me money"
Fuck the option game. I'm going mid term to actually grow this fucking wealth.

because everybody is fucked right now so there's no one in a position of strength to capitalize on the fuckery
since china will be the first to fully emerge from this thing they could unironically make some gigantic moves before this is over

second for what the fuck

>retards EXCLUSIVELY focus on the pin

How tf do I catch the covid?

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go GREEN

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What's with Australian market?

bros do I roll out my 6 contracts of 4/17 $210 into 2 contracts of 5/19 $212? saves me a little theta pain but lowers my spy target

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this shit is BORING.

no one will be able to answer this: what is the difference between a buy and a sell?
>buy: someone gives dollars for stock
>sell: someone gives dollars for stock
theyre the same. one person gets dollars and one person gets stock. every time. all buys are sells and all sells are buys.

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so is it really returning to normal?

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They've already admitted they're in recession.
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>10Y Treasury down another -15% today

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nioce *coofs*

>the first to fully emerge
(X) doubt. Wet markets are back open and the people are disgusting plague vectors. Also see Aus refusing chino shipments.

How do you guys feel about BAC rn

Upside down

Please tell me you're buying everything in sight.

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Damn, I love gifs/webm's like that. Comfy as fuck

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just wait until tomorrow, you'll have so much fun

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Haha fuck no, not with a 100 foot pole. Puts if anything.

This
This is a hugr buy the dip day

Buy makes pink wojaks, sell makes smug bears.

Anybody have WM?

>SPY down over 3%
>AMD up over 2%

okay now im mad.

Not only bullish but also priced in.

What it really depends on is which side of the spread is getting hit? Was it the bid or the ask?
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What about crematorium stocks?

I like the nature ones desu

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*poof* aaaand i'm down 50% this month

>stonks
Someone stop this redditor from making these threads please

>slow crab up
the wwooOOOOoorst

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you think they'll double-dip?
they're showing completely flat at this point. do you think that will start going up again?
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When will you mouht breathers learn to not use options?

>dude fuck the future let's steal from next 2 generations to make the line go up haha brrrrrr
Zoomers are already willing and passively-aggressively killing boomers. I can't imagine the hatred xoomers? qoomers? will have for the boomers. I think there will be roaving gangs hammering boomers to death in retirement homes for this atrocity.

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is this just a hairswap of that bitch from dragon age
cmon now
nice pit tho

Boring that anyone gave bears these types.of.days

Must be trying to get some type of skim off the selling

April is gonna be so fucking green

haha we're gonna make it bullbros!

>Forum signature
cringe

This is literally the worst case scenario because bulls get jack shit and bears are losing miniscule money instead of watching the crash.

does it matter you homo? you'd mootate that.

how does this happen? do you just have no concept of risk whatsoever?

I'm really mad that my cash doesn't settle till tomorrow there is so much shit I wanted to buy today

I think they will have new shit emerge, but the damage to their credibility as a trade partner is only beginning.

HOLY FUCK

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