Method of Contagion

Do we know how it spreads? Do you get it by typing *coof* "cough" or "infection?" Can you catch it by being replyed to by an infected poster? By replying to an infected poster? This is getting out of control

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Rumor has it, (you)s to infected. Maintain proper shitpost distancing

Jannies just need a reason to kill us all

That picture is so fucking awesome. If you showed that to someone 35 years ago they would ask you if its from the upcoming bladerunner sequel.

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I plan on surviving this uninfected myself

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Good thing i only post absolute shit and uninteresting comments. I’ll be safe.

>That picture is so fucking awesome
Maybe to you zoomers. It's blatantly terrifying to the rest of us

/k/'s research is that giving (You)s to the infected infects you. There's about a ten post incubation period before you show symptoms.

why? you afraid of dying or something?

Hmmm...

post next to someone who is infected :)

Let's see.
Faggot

HE'S HERE

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finna

Replying to make sure I'm still uncontaminated. Zero (you)s will be given from here on out

Good thing I’m not infected with the coof *cough* *cough*

The cells are safu!

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This virus means the end of the previous post cold war era. It's like Chernobyl was for the cold war. OP's image captures this really well.

This virus will speed up the process of automation, remote working, etc. Unemployment will skyrocket.
Hyperinflation created by the oldschool central banks will force people to the crypto markets.
The VR industry will explode with the masses sitting at home. Valve has shown us, how a REAL VR title would look like.
The demand for artifical sex-substitute products will skyrocket. This is the golden age of camwhoring, or the porn industry in general.

We'll entering the cyberpunk era, frens. With a global epidemic that's been possibly artifically created in China. Reading news is already like reading some kind of a cyberpunk lore now.

First time Posting today, so I should be not green

I'm curious to see if I got it

Buffing out potential incubation period

If you want it, reply to a zalgotext name or a green post and keep posting wherever you want. It should show up.

Fuck (you)

I'm not getting infected

*coof* *coof* sorry I drank water the wrong way

Don't reply to anyone and you'll be squeaky clean

so if I (you) you you wont get it?

Me and the boys, about to help cure friendly coofers

Don't hit on me silly boys~

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*le coffs in thread*

It spread really fast last night jesus

Other way around, (you)s from infected.

white

WHAT AHHHHHHHHH

Let's test... Am I asymptomatic still?

you need to reply a infected

I did. I bet I am still assymptomatic.

Test.

>hehe

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I'm definitely asymptomatic

you just gave yourself coofs user

Asymptomatic*

Oh shit. Well, time to go to the gym. *Cough* *Cough*
Want to join me?

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AAAHHHHH IM COOFING!

Im ready for coronachan

coof

still not infected

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What happens when the box goes solid green? Do we die?

>There's about a ten post incubation period before you show symptoms
I got in contact cca 1 hour ago, but didn't post since then. And now I already need to be ventilated in ICU. Looks like it is time related.

For now...

more aids pls

a literal nothing burger

Wot

test

i heard it was both ways

its not from options field its from contact with infected you mug

oof sweeties you need to get infected asap

I think I've been cured anons. I was a green coofer in /smg/ but now I'm not and I can't get it back no matter what I try

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get coofed on

Am I still ok.. This thread is dangerously infected.

Updated still uninfected COOOOOOOOF reporting in

hell ye thanks user

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