Guys is a depression really coming?

All the shit zerohedge has been autistically screeching about for a decade might not actually happen. However, since the virus has shut down the entire planet and will do so for 6 months+ all the things zerohedge was autistically screeching about are going to go through the biggest stress test in human history, and chance they will pass this stress test is around 0.000000000000001%

Can you provide the source of your claims ?

The real great depression is our lives bros, I cant wait to be a raider in the wastelands.

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based

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Crypto of all things is looking more stable than the stock market. I'd say we're heading straight to a depression

all men are whores.

dr markus krall

Saying there will be a depression or even a recession again is like saying small pox or polio will ever be a major issue again. We know more about economies and how to manage them than we ever have in history. Trillions have gone into the research. Simulations have been run around the clock for decades. We have conquered the very concept of a downturn. We have slaughtered your black swan and made foie gras out of it. This is hard to accept, because it requires you to both accept that 1. there are people out there FAR more intelligent than you and 2. they have things under control. As a result, your life is not and will likely never be that interesting. You're a component of a controlled system. A recession or depression will not rescue you from the high quality life, the best quality of life currently available quite frankly that can still allow stability to be maintained, that you have been given. You might be feel trapped, but that's a good thing. It means the system is working and it also means NO recessions or depressions. We have "beaten" economics.

Imagine being this arrogant bulltard. I hope u lose all your 401k in the coming crash.

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Who were these again

I have a feeling that the actual crash isn't now. Seems like everyone thinks we are fucked, but after COVID goes away, I wouldn't be surprised if it goes bull again for a few more years. I think the major depression will be in the next 10 years.... This could be it, but a part of me just thinks that we already might have seen the bottom.

sauce?

can never get risk down to zero for anything.
when it reaches an acceptable level, things will resume more or less.

We've been in a recession WORSE than the 2008 recession since the last month. We are headed for Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo with each passing day.

delicious

Do you seriously need a source for something that's common knowledge for anyone who isn't a braindead newfag in finance?

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>get continually fucked by Keynesians working for central banks for over a century now
>INSIST that they have it under control

I have never seen such COPE before. At best, the central banks have no idea what they're doing. At worst, the central banks know EXACTLY what they're doing.

Yes, a depression is coming.

>3 million unemployed right now
>3 million more by this Thursday, Fed predicts 30%+ unemployed by the end of the month
>(((Goldman Sachs))) predicts the economy will shrink anywhere between 25 and 35%, roughly 4 TRILLION DOLLARS will be wiped out
>public anger being stoked by multibillion bank and corporate bailouts as laid off working poor about to become homeless in their hundreds of thousands if not millions
>impossible to end lockdowns and quarantines without starting a second wave of infections as is taking place in South Korea right now
>food production and logistics networks starting to be frayed by disruption and industrial disputes barely a week into the crisis
>DJIA down 30%

youtube.com/watch?v=K0IsM6THpqQ

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You are partially right, but it's sooner than you think.
Phase 2 comes after the quarterly reports are released this month.
Phase 3 comes when Deutsche goes under this summer, along with it's $50 trillion worth of international derivatives.
Phase 4 comes when there is a humongous budget deficit, because all the small and medium businesses went bankrupt because of the lockdowns, while jobless claims soar by 2000%.
Phase 5 comes when the mortgage defaults start rolling in en masse, there is already a fire sale on the small airbnb apartments, but no one is buying.
Phase 6 comes when the economy shrinks, because all the planned immigration and the international trade didn't happen in 2020.
Phase 7 comes when Corona is completely over, 3rd world countries start dumping their USD reserves and the people start spending the gorillions of cash the governments have printed, which ends up in a massive hyperinflation.

Nothing is going to happen. We are heading towards a v-shaped recovery. Before the end of the year, the Federal Reserve will pump stocks three times higher than their former peak. Modern Monetary Theory is correct. Even if we get 30-40% unemployment, we can simply print infinite money to sustain people. It worked in 2008 and it will work again. Gold is in a bubble and will sink below 300$ an ounce. It is a useless relic. We only imagined that we live in a nightmarish dystopia. We were wrong all along. Everything the television tells us is real. The government is only taking away our liberties to protect us. Politicians have our best interests at heart. Thomas Massie is a third-rate grandstander, and Ron Paul is a doddering old fool. Peter Schiff is a self-interested gold salesman. Invading Iraq was justified. Libya was liberated by us. Assad was gassing his own people. 9/11 wasn't an inside job. Building Seven really did fall down by burning to the ground. We can trust everything that mainstream doctors and scientists tell us. Giving sex-changes to children is normal. Man-made climate change is real.

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Everything is normal. Return to your cage wagie

The depression is over. It was all a joke! April Fools!

white men are SO FUCKABLE holy shit I need to find myself a nice white boy im gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Absolutely based I already have popcorn ready to watch the riots

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>Phase 7 comes when Corona is completely over,
Total death, less than 150000 worldwide (45000 as of today).
Really makes you think...

Am I a glownigger now?

>is a depression really coming
It began in 2008 and shows no sign of going away.

After the quarterly reports are released, the FED/ECB brrrrrrr will start printing money again, in unbelievable quantities. The fuckin banks will be bailed out this time as well.

National debts will skyrocket, this depression will be postponed to future generations, like the last one.

big beautiful caucasians.

get out!

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ypu saved the day

>at least in europe face bankruptcy.
Source ?

i would travel back in time to fight in the vietnam war just to survive and become an old man to this day so that i can sniff her brapper from the seat of my electric gocart wheel chair as i past behind her at the local walmart. god bless *pretty* white women for being angelic.

Nice, going to start using that.

dr markus krall, banks are unable to create gains due to low interest and now face a lot of defaults.

shit is going down soon, approx end of summer banks will default

Redpilled

I don't know man, check out history sometime. There was some really cool things happening when the government decided to pump money.

When everyone (main stream media, average joe) is talking about depression, it doesn't come.

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Central Banks will prop them up

top kek

The most based post I have seen on this board

CORONA VIRUS IS A HOAX IT DOES NOT EXIST. THIS IS A SCAM TO USHER IN A ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT BECAUSE THE CLIMATE CHANGE PLAN FAILED THIS IS ALL OUTLINED IN REVELATIONS
STOP BEING DELUSIONAL

you sir, are retarded as fuck. who tricked you into believing this was manageable or can be modeled out? Is this bait?

Interesting

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"Accept there are people far more intelligent than you" . This is why you want someone to lose there 401k?? hahahaha that's harsh and uncalled for.

Everything is fine user!

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Cope cuck

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Nah, it's not something you can print your way out of. Bank bailouts literally don't matter at this point.