/smg/ Stonks

buy spy puts or vxx calls. both?

OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>Bulls vs Longs
Feels good to be neither of those. Going short now, at least until the end of the week.

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Bulls, we got too cocky. Adjust accordingly. See you at the bottom.

S̷̨͉̹͕̥͑̽̓̔̋͆̈́̍̄̓̃͋͘h̵̜͈͈͐͊̎̋̄͋̊̓͘͠į̸̛̝̺͙̬̣̭̟͙̼͍̈̋̌̆̃̿͒̀̈́̄̕͘̚͠ͅt̸̨̧͎͕͓̭̯̰̖̬̪͔̓͋̇̓̾̏̂̑̐̈́͒̏̒̑'̵̬͙̹̠̘̈́̈́̀̕s̶̡̢̨̮͕̟̗̺̼̭̹͛̎́̿͂̌̉̉̂́͝ͅ ̵̡̡̳̘̩̤̟̺͕̯̗̹̈́͘͜g̵̢͖͎̊̈̃e̴̬͓̺̜͎̘͓̺͑̎̄̉͗̔͊͐͝͝t̷̟̹̗̘̰̹̹̞̮̜̤́̊̈́̀̃̀͊͜ͅt̷̢̛̻͖͛̌͊̿̉͋́̏̕̕͘͝͝í̸̗̩͎͇̪̻̟̰̼͓͕͖̯͒͊̃̀͐̄̊̀͛̑̆̍̔̋ǹ̷̨̻͈͖͈̭̘͗́̒͒͂̄ĝ̵̖̳͎̯̬̣͋͗͛̌̄̍͗̂̚͝ ̶̢̪̰̩̠̼͈̻͙̜̮̦͗̌͛͊̉̀͆͘͝͝p̴̨̢̖͕̜͉̙͉̰͔̰͑͑́̍͐̐͝͝r̶̨͙̻̻͕̤̻͚͎͇̙͂̒́̎̊̀̒͐̇̒̔̍̀̋͜͝ē̵̜̰͓̮̫̱̜̣͔̼͙̆͂̇̒͗̌̍̏͆̇͘̚t̵͍̍̽̈͋̑͌t̷̡̢̛͚͖̼̥͓̜̱̪͇̥̳̄͑̿̉͛̐̋̒̉͜y̷͇͉̪̏̇͑̽̌̇̎̄̋̓̀͘ ̴̛̩͍̰͍̺̤̜͉̹̝̺̝̫͕͍̈́̈́Ź̶̧̡̪̤̺͍̳̰͖̩̓̒̐À̴̢̮̥̳͉̤̙̘͉ͅĹ̸͇͎̙̦͖͙̒͒͝G̴̞͓̰͍̱͕̝͚̠̙̰͕̥̗̍̊̊̃̏Ờ̴̼͌̍̈́́͆ ̵̧͍͕̗̳̥̹͓̙̳͕̍̌̽͊́͊̌̐͌́͛i̷̞̣̊̓̐̍̚n̵̛̥̼̾̇̑̽ ̷̨̼̤̬̤̞̩͙͉̀̈́́ḩ̸̛̹̼̖̥̙̱̻̟͎̠͔̯͆̐́͒͗̃̇͆͜͝ȩ̷͓̯̪̥͕͎̇̑̊̎͝͠r̶̡̬͙̺̘̣̫͊̾͂͐̉ḙ̶̝͉̣͚̭̘̭͎͇̝̽̿̌́͆͆͜

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Here. We. Go.

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am i make money today????

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btw does anyone here use Revolut to invest from Europe?

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Never too late, welcome fren

>Bulls vs longs
Wat?

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based clackbro! youre back!

Based

BIG PUMP ON OPEN SO I CAN GET CHEAP SDOW PLEASE AND THANK YOU

Based clack poster.

Are you ready?

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Oil chads, RISE UP!

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Dumb cunt

*CLACK*

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TVIX TO THE MOON

whish i had 50k, perfect stack to retire in 10 years.

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Bears will, once again, be severely dissapointed. Expecting low volume, steady pump today.

We got this bulls

based

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I'M JACKED TO THE TITS

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MURICA

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SPXU and SQQQ bros we in this

Disgusting infected

Off what? I’ll literally give you 50k if you tell me how?? I have another 300k on the sidelines. No larp.

I'm clack from the future.

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>Expecting low volume, steady pump today.
...why

>10seconds

What’s the best airline stock to buy right now???

>pls clap

question: are we red the rest of the week too?

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youtube.com/watch?v=rJJtv1ZuCrc

imagine betting on something where the saudis have control over

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what's the best live ticker?

Where can I watch the CNBC stream?

AAAaaaaaaand we're back

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I honestly think you can earn that shit back, user

Cringe

>airline
>buy
you have to short them to 0

F

-875.98 (4.00%)

m-minus 4%

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

Holy fuck we are done lmao it’s over

We'll probably be green eod lol

REAL TALK:

how many of you gamble vs. how many of you have a legit strategy? (what's your legit strategy?)

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RED LINE GO DOWN

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Not good enough, bobos.

OKAY WTF WAS THAT?

And wallah! Just like that, there will be BLOOD ON THE STREETS

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JEROME HELP

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Fucking embarrassing. They need supplies, not claps.

Why is it going up

COME ON DADDY WANTS A CIRCUIT BREAKER

People who felt FOMO the last few days and thought they missed the dip will find this opportunity to buy the dip again. Bears will be slaughtered today.

Yes, Mr. Powell. You heard me.

PUMP ET!

Saudi's ain't gonna kill Royal Dutch Shell. Sorry, it's not gonna happen

Legit strategy:
>pick trends
5G, USA protectionism.
>pick companies for trends
SWKS, QCOM
>stay there for 5 years, looking to double investment

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no more than -5% eod, thats why fed are here to stabilize.

BVLL CHADS RISE UP!!!!

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These greedy bears are celebrating way too early.

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>he fell for the bear trap

SQQQCHADS

SOUND OFF

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> he fell for the bull trap

DING DING DING
1st Round of Jerome "The printer" Powell VS Reality goes to reality.

But Powell has more than one ace up his sleeve left

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checking infections disease status. check it green cucks

If bears can't get a single circuit breaker today we're back in bull territory. Not even close to reversing the gains from the bull market

Im so bullish on this collapse Bobros

x20 leverage, pure gamble by nature, small pos.

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>greedy bears
Whats greedy about wanting a bear market?

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Checked. You're clear user.

based

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I dont think you realize the severity of the issue and what they are trying to gain.

Renewables and the growth of developing markets is another one, NEE and BAM

>Up to 20.whatever
God I'm glad I sold

This rather shrill woman on Yahoo Finance is spitting facts

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i damn hope so, i'm still -15%

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so do I buy now?

Just went all in on ATHX. See you on the other side, bros.

I fully understand that Jerome Powell has promised to provide as much liquidity as necessary for markets to survive. If Saudis want to keep laying this game, they're going to be paying a fortune every day to tanker companies to store this shit.

Imagine being long today.

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Love watching the world burn

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA BEARS THOUGHT IT WAS GOING DOWN, ITS CRABBING OUT AT -3 PERCENT AND THEN HEADING BACK UP

BEARS ON KEK WATCH

fuck im losing so much money

>all niggers

>that green candle
WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Friendly reminder a 5% drop needs a 10% gain to recover losses.

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Fire it up, Jerome!

If today is big enough, we are going to be swamped with tourists from other boards before noon to see le funny pink man. Just remember bulls, we love you and it has been an honor gaping my bear ass for you the past seven days of this historic bull trap.

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Okay boys what news are we expecting today

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>doubting Jerome
And just like that, we're going back to 250 in a heartbeat.

This fucker needs to stop going up so I can buy some more while it's cheap

bearbros i'm nervous

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oh its going up

0% interest was the last ace

Spy puts

JEROME STOP

JEROME WOKE UP

>that piece of shit Powell actually trigged my stoploss
Fuck you you piece of shit I'm so tired of your fucking pumps.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Have a day off Jerome FUCK OFF

Bobo you so funny, same exact shit happened yesterday. We all know Jerome isn't awake this early. Get ready for a +500 finish

JEROME HAS ARRIVED

Reminder: everything today depends on todays reports.

Manufacturing PMI (Mar) out in 7 mins

TOLD YOU BEARKEKS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU GOT TOO COCKY
YOU MISSED THE BOTTOM
YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE LIKE THE RICH GUY IN THE FILM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>stonks
Fuck off with this redditspeak

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JEROOOME MY HEEEROOOOO

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2nd round goes to Powell

>Doubting the printer

totally not rigged game, you better gamble than invest in this market

they're killing shorts

Dude how can u be bullish.
Lockdown extended.
Air travel fucked.
Only a few sectors have actual demand.
Oil circus going on.
Corona cases skyrocketing in the USA.
FED throwing helicopter money which may cause fucking hyperinflation.
You must be fucking retarded to be bullish rn.

Guys I’m thinking of buying some cruise stocks and casino stocks (mgm resorts, carnival, royal Caribbean) what do you all think?

tvix

When is the first report out?

AND
UP
WE
GO

BYE BYE BEARKEKS, THANKS FOR YOUR SHORT MONEY

everyone is dumping now because they release unemployment numbers tomorrow

Sold my short position with 30% profit. fuck this manipulated market

Huh, you're right.

JEROMEE NOOOO, YOU CAN'T KEEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

200 points pump from the bottom - THEY ARE KILLING SHORTS

clown market. long the fud

They're a gamble(lol) right now, divvys can be picked up for cheap however

Unemployment numbers are priced in

last time unemployment came out it went up? tf you talking about

HOLD THE LINE!

GAINS ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME!
GAINS ISN'T ALWAYS
GAINS ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIIIIEEEEEM

Is there a greater joy in life than seeing biztard bears who missed the bottom get absolutely raped?

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No. that's tomorrow's dump
No its not

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youtu.be/qtQLp9bR9-k

>everybody saying it's going up
>went -100% as soon as it opened
>only buying
w-what?

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I have a legit strategy - backtested algo with ~62% success rate on next day written by myself, but I gamble anyway because I don't know how to manage my emotions.

NVM EVERYONE, STEAK IS BACK ON THHE MENU

VERY SNEAKY, JEROME
JUST DDOS ALL THE BROKERS
SIMPLE AS

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priced in

In like 4 mins, but more meaningful is ISM Manufacturing PMI in 18 mins

Bear steak that is, goes well in a stew

QUICK!!!! WHICH STOCKS SHOULD I GO ALL IN ON?

THE GREEN VIRUS IS THE ONLY GREEN WE WILL SEE THIS MONTH

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ALL OF THEM JEROME

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Anything, just get back in before SPY goes to 290

SDOW

>I've never owned a single share of stock

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I am scheduled to buy in today. Not sure when. Should I postpone?

SNSS

No it does not.

yes

Facebook.

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>Live Nation finally starting its dump

Nobody's going to want to be in on that earnings call on April 30th. $20 EOM.

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No reply to infected

how much? i might put in $5k USD in this

jeromeeeeee

So many infected bulls in this thread. So glad im a bearchad today.

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OH BEARFAGS?????
WHAT'S THE MATTER BOBO???

HAHAHAHAHAH

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XOM!!

Wait until later today or maybe tomorrow. Investors are slowly waking up in different time zones, I can see it going down a bit more

I thought we were going to be red so i went yolo now im out of money FUCK

are-are you okay, user?

don't buy for at least 1 week

XOM unironically

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*coof* *coof* bears are gay

Very risky. Aside from their currently devastated operations, less people will be taking vacations when the economy begins to recover. Making money from stock in those industries will be largely timing the market correctly. High risk gambling.

what are you talking about retard we're already at -3%

NICE FUCKING DUMP
*HONK HONK*

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confirmed bullmarket

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Hold strong bobros

THIS ENDS NOW JEROME

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>BUT IT WAS PRICED IN
based retards

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youre not...

im up 70% today so yes, nice

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH IT JUST ALL WENT REEEEEEEEED

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How is CCL still holding on at $12. CRASH MOTHERFUCKER CRASH
AAAAAAAAAAAA

just wait, trump is gonna tweet that we are stronk and people go to work and it's gonna be back up 30%

That was the bottom bobo, we're going up

THIS is all bearfags could muster? LMAOOOO

not enough. burn it down

down fucking $900 due to ONE FUCKING CALL

Should I be putting my weekly investment into my 401k or TD account. My employer does not match

tfw bought this dip

no infected responses plz

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>SPY double bottomed at 2475 and keeps hitting larger highs
yep I'm thinking we're retesting 263 today

>no infected responses
bigot

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Nice job transferring money into your account retard

Don’t play with options

Normie image

congrats! keep some cash to keep buying

>Betting against Jerome
When the printer stops helping they will ban selling.
There is no more market, just a controlled showcase for the state of "the economy".
We might as well profit from it.

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WHO
H
O>?

so this is /smg/ when the markets are open, eh?

Ofc I'm gonna long, but not rn-it's way too fucking early. Wait for the quarterly reports to see what real fud looks like.

youtu.be/up6Nxg17opQ
>HE BOUGHT THE TOP

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>not quads
Looks like you should've bought lower

Is it possible to hold a leveraged ETF until you have literally $0?

Absolutely delusional

IT IS GOING DOWN AGAIN

THE BEARS ARE RUNNING WILD HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

Are bulls delusional?

I'm really surprised it's just -3.5%

These dumb bears think anything less than -80% is bulltrap territory

support keeps getting higher mumu, can't wait for you to get liquidated

Sure. You get reverse splits in most cases though

YOU SAID??

Yeah we just shitpost and react to 1m candlestick data