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long for titties

It's coof or be coofed world out there

Is Covid-19 a bioweapon?

My calls are getting melted - big times.

Bros i dont think i'll ever be able to respect women

>imagine using other boards/generals

this is why your infected board hopping Mexicans

WE GOT THIS BULL BROS

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what are some stocks to be looked at during quarantine times bros

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do we know how the post virus spreads?

Nothings for certain but it most certainly is.

This. These fucking retards need to self isolate on one board during these troubled times.

>massive movements premarket
>after market open we just crab all day around the opening price
We really should just keep exchanges open 24 hours at this point, this is just unfair.

Look into Roche, they’ve been contracted out to priced covid19 test kits. The peak of cases won’t be until June. All aboard!

the markets do not exist to cater to retail investors. the markets also do not exist to be fair.

ACCHHHOOOOOOO

My portfolio is getting ass raped right now. Feels bad, mane.

The DCA'ing continues, bring on the cheapies

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One of you nasty fuckers invested into BAT and it's went way too far!

Investor bros, I'm having shaky hands in the opposite direction.
What do you do when one position is up like 70%?

I don't wanna sell because my plan is long term.
I don't wanna buy because it's more expensive than when I got in.
I don't wanna hold because I might lose the gains.

Wat do?

really missed those days

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Why shouldn't I just trade crypto then? Fuck stocks.

Ah...
Ah.....
AH.......
Ah-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

S-sorry guys, I don't feel so well

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Im healthy. Please reply!

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Yas Forums is green, but the market is red?

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ask the magic 8 ball

Goodmorning fellow DCA chad

have a coof

WHERE MY BEAR BROS AT

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I took an oath, an oath to never sell.

see i TOLD you guys
you didn't BELIEVE me

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How did you feel about the 5-year future of your portfolio when you bought those stocks?
You should still feel the same way.

down

>bulls thinking the markets recovered
>"the pandemic is priced in"
>"the FED is pulling all the stops we're gonna stabilise"
>its actually just been a two day long bulltrap
>The FED is out of options and they're just gonna start buying stock soon.
>Major american city health infrastructure is beginning to collapse
>Rate of infection going parabolic, on track to 240k deaths at BEST
>Orange man backtracks on back to work initiative, were staying home till mid to late May now
>MFW only four threads ago I was still seeing people say everythings priced in.

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>but the market is red?
Market hasn't even opened yet. Just look at this thread, everyone is mostly green, so bullish!

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Don't coof on me motherfuckers

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Based. Fuck bear fear mongering

D, DRI

GodDAMN why didn’t I double down on puts yesterday

were gonna fucking limit down soon HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Today is my birthday

Oof if it goes to the bottom of that channel.....

What is you position?

Please say the market won't crater today... I'm holding 290 SPY calls

happy birthday fren, have a coof

Looking to get pozzed, bros. Bug chaser seeking Gift Giver for baste infection tia.

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It might crater today then go up twice as much tomorrow

were bullbros too cocky yesterday?

Iktf, was actually thinking of buying calls yesterday due to bull FOMO. The bogs must have sensed it

user...just don’t look at stocks today

>buy calls for the first time in weeks to hedge my put losses
>(((they))) dump it right after I get filled
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How long till maturity?

Should I just buy a ton of tvix, sdow, sqqq?

lots of things might happen, user

Bullbros we might see a little red, just HOLD on, we'll be green in no time.

>it's always darkest before the dawn

Yes fellow bull, just fear mongering. That 3% drop this morning is ACTUALLY bullish.

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>Ano̷̕n̡̢y̸̨̢m̴òu͡s

I've got a week

>*COOOOOOOOOOOF*

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Makes sense every bull is infected. Delusional and dumb is what a bull is.

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not on a red day, you're gonna be bagging bro

Sell

@18224160
You're fucked LOL

Thanks fren

yeah please do

>forgot pic

Keep the faith bullbros!

Just buy more cheapies on the way down.

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You're the handsomest poz top ever. Thanks fren.

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Held my shorts since Start of March

GREEN DAY TODAY ALL ABOARD THE GREEN TRAIN

You bulltards had days to sell this obvious dead cat bounce. You deserve it at this point.

they are fucking killing the shorts. they don't want anyone to make money on this.

Try a seven day long bull trap

Checked and kek'd

Another less I've learned, stay away from puts less expiring in less than 2 months

1200 SQQQ here

the Fed putting interest rate to 0 is a last resort. the pumping wasn't enough/ It's like trying to start a lawn mower with no fuel in the tank, it's gunna sound like it's starting but it can't .

N E E D S
M O R E
L I N E S

Been holding puts through all of last week.
Pic related, either things are going to be locked down much more than most would expect or 1/3 of America gone by end of May.

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OH shit bro, you're not fucking around are ya?

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