/smg/ - Stock Market General

the pits of despair

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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Other urls found in this thread:

tradingeconomics.com/united-states/mortgage-applications
ccn.com/did-the-fed-just-accidentally-trigger-a-housing-market-crash/
youtube.com/watch?v=RiJGHzKNu1c
youtube.com/watch?v=jiMXK9eDrMY
youtube.com/channel/UCQmW1ZcPKiAZ2ZP_3naA1kA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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Any ausfags post in these threads?

If red ID Wednesday gonna be a bloodbath

Will i make the monies tommrow?

>hopefully we can get it down to 100k-200k deaths
haha

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If dubs my SQQQ going up 15% tomorrow.

It’s April 1st
First day they landlords aren’t getting paid
Therefore short real estate

Boom, millionaire

Every wednesday the "new mortgage application" report comes out: tradingeconomics.com/united-states/mortgage-applications

air bnb fuckers go bust. if a house has an ADU in my city it's like an extra $150k premium:
ccn.com/did-the-fed-just-accidentally-trigger-a-housing-market-crash/

Max Keiser talks interest rates:
youtube.com/watch?v=RiJGHzKNu1c

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If dubs, this week is about to hit even lower low.

i feel a little strange, should i sell?

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=jiMXK9eDrMY

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>*ring ring*
Jerome?
>*ring ring*
JEROME!
>*RING RING*
JEROME WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!

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anyone else dumping their life savings into bluechips and not caring if it goes down more before it starts going up again because you're gonna be a rich ass bomer in 40 years no matter what?

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Next week it is then.

What did you all expect, Jerome cant possibly keep up with most of the country on shutdown for another month.

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It's come to my attention that there is a disease spreading around these boards that is affecting poster's name fields. If anyone exhibits symptoms of such a disease, stay home. Don't post in the thread. Get some bed rest. Don't post in this thread until your name field is feeling better.

Jerome? Respond! Jerome? JEEEERRRROOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Infinite QE?
APRIL FOOLS

not printing so good eh Jerome?

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Today is the day of pumps!
BULL TEAM RISE UP!

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I’m ruined. Down 70% on my options.

And I’m being laid off from my firm. I have 1 month severance pay along with my next and final paycheck. All in calls tmw because clown market.

AW SHIT it's here!

is it unironically time to be bullish on oil?

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yes

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Look how fucking spooked he is

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Fuark I should have gone TZA.

Oops hehe am sleppy

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What's the best way to short mortgage REITs? IYR/XLRE/REM? Or should I go for loan-based companies like AGNC/NLY?

Do we hit limit down today? wtf is going on

how much does it cost to buy a share of trap ass

Lame, use x100 leverage bitcoin like the real gamble nigger you are

limit down futures then april fools 10% up day to fuck with the bears.

Question: What does looking at volume tell you?

Test to see how good you REALLY are at this.

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Hello fellow Based

i've wasted so much money getting fucked by low volume option spreads.

Thats a man

yes

no

they can't go down much further right? I don't think that it is very profitable to short something when they're already down 70% or whatever

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double down bitch

>Usage down while Saudi's mass flood market planning to kill competitors
>BULLISH

What if as an April Fools Day prank we picked some micro-cap penny stock and all bought it at the same time to pump the price? Then at the end of the trading day, we could all say April Fools and dump our shares at the same time. Wouldn't that be a lark?

>responding to infected
SHIGGIDY

Kek, bears just can't catch a break. Amirite?

If you’re buying low vol options you either know something no1 else does or you’re retard gamble nigger

>Dubs
Looks like we bull tomorrow.

european certificates (ctfs)
it's a fixed leverage meaning you can only lose the invested amount but if it goes opposite of the direction you want your money will go poof within minutes or even seconds
but also insane gains like +1000% on the same day sometime

Nah, as an old fag to these threads we definitely did that once and all that happened is we lost money.

Who the fucknis max and why should I watch this instead of the next episode of ishuzoku reviewers?

Does anyone have that Dalio vid that was posted the other day?

Possibly, but I we ain't seen nothing yet.

Most of them haven't retested lows yet so I'm betting on them collapsing in a month or two.

Extremely bullish my friend!

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Looking at some ETFs and I have a quick question. If I look at the 1 year, 3 year, 5 year, and 10 year average returns does that include the annual dividend yield and the annual expense ratios? Should I multiply those numbers accordingly to get real total returns?

If trips, SDOW is going to $60 tomorrow.

*sniffs*

who the fuck is max? dude, we're about to become millionaires with deeply out-of-money GLD Calls, go do your research so you don't miss out.

youtube.com/channel/UCQmW1ZcPKiAZ2ZP_3naA1kA

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also you're really only supposed to use these for hedging but same thing as options degen gamblers love them

STay away from me!

WHEN DOES THE S&P 500 HIT BOTTOM?

Will it really by 1500?

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If doubles, SDOW is going to $50 tomorrow.

Delusional bullfags, doom and gloom is the future

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So close.

>WHEN DOES THE S&P 500 HIT BOTTOM?
0 end of week.

Even better!

@18218556
*braps*

It's not about making money. It's about manipulating the price of a security as a prank.

What do you guys thinks about GE with this bit up dated news?

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>landlords aren't going to get pain
Bullish because tenants would be able to spend the money on the economy of goods and services
>1/3 of the US is going to be unemployed
Bullish, because companies no longer have to pay 1/3 of their employees

Any Boomer know if it was like this in 2008?

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when there is literal blood in the streets
when they run out of refrigerated trucks for the bodies.
when you shake your head and say "damn, this is really worse than I thought it would be"

No, not papa Nurgle! I prefer Slaanesh, you all will beg for sound!

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I think Khorne is much more appropriate.

Interesting, thanks for the info. Honestly if I ever get a really fucking good feeling for something I may one day try it out. Im pretty happy with 3x at most leverage though. Even that is enough to raise my blood pressure through the roof.

>go make some breakfast
>futures go from -1.5% to -3% in 20 mins
what the fuck happen

Picture semi related.

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