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Imma sell puts on X and F tomorrow.

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when's the last time you went into a gamestop?

Post your calls and puts and anything else you
guysa re doing

I have JNUG, GORO, AG, and WTI but looking for more. I have $5,000 extra ready to go.

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Not without nasty news like a bunch of reits getting margin called or something. My read on the indexes is panic selling has ended for the moment, tons of money sitting on the sidelines unwilling to commit to positions in either direction. Most of the time that translates to melt up conditions until a level is reached where selling pressure is sufficient to scatter the cats again.

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This dead cat bounce is going on way too long....

>everything fucked but the jazz music still playing

why red tomorrow, why bullshit pump stopping today and not another week from now

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Ok bros, bearish or bullish on this plan?

I am going to inherit house from grandparents when they die, the house has 5k in property taxes however
So to counter act this I'm gonna join the military, some how get "30%" wounded and receive 7,500 in property tax exemption + w/e VA benefits i can get.

I think the hardest part is gonna be riding the line of injuring myself without killing myself, but you know what I'd rather die than pay taxes to this gay ass system, instead ill be stealing your tax dollars with my VA checks hahaha

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Mad scientist Fed has created a new maneuver - the zombie cat hover

When's the last time you pre ordered a game at Gamestop or purchased a console? Their business model relies on their minimum wage staff pushing products like car salesman but with 10% of the margins. All the big names being dropped on Gamestop are older generations that see the overall positive trend in gaming but fail to understand why Gamestop is a failure for the generation that actually consumes the product.

hasn't been any large drops in like two weeks

Tomorrow/Thursday are earnings reports (going to be shitty) and unemployment numbers (also going to be shitty).

People who don't want to baghold through that are dumping.

Buy CX.

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This play is less risky than

literally years. console makers and developers have wanted GME's head on a pike for years and now they're finally there. Good riddance.

It's over.

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Are moon faced chinks priced in?

>becoming a paraplegic to dodge property tax
Yas Forums never fails to impress

Zombie cat confirmed. World governments keep influencing the market with their bailout packages giving everyone false hope. When the NEET Bux dries up the virus is in full swing we will see the actual bottom.

Priced in

Are they even human?

>NOOO IF THE FED STOPS COMPANIES FROM GOING BANKRUPT BY GIVING THEM FORGIVABLE LOANS FOR KEEPING AMERICANS EMPLOYED DURING A GOVERNMENT MANDATED SHUTDOWN THATS CHEATING!!!

THE MARKET CANT PRICE IN NEWS THAT WAS ANTICIPATED A WEEK AGO!!!

Pathetic.

Reasonable and VERY cute apu gif.

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There are 3 levels of bears.

1. Boomerbulls: "We got through a bear market in 2 weeks with the power of GIBS! This downturn is because of le stinky burger corona! 30K EOM"
2. Sensible Bears: "We were due for a correction because of extreme overvaluing and lagging indicators. We still have further to go and that could take months."
3. Doomer Bears: "10K DOW EOM. ITS LE HAPPENING!!!! Also, I own no stocks"

>oh no we have only 100k years and not 400k like we previously thought!!!!11!1!

what is your idea of 30% wounded?

Brainlet here. If everything is priced in, why does the market even move?

The shitty app I use has "Direxion Daily Jr gld mnrs bull 3x EFT" should I buy this? How much?

>body armor

Found the sperg.

4. cross-board migrant trash: "I post pink wojaks and spam for no reason and the only thing I understand here is that green = bull and red = bear"

You shouldn't because you should be investing in materials companies that will get big contracts from the newest stimulus package for infrastructure. Cement, concrete, asphalt, steel.

Fear porn
Get fucked cunt it's a happening when it's a happening not before.

So a lotta people are gonna be unable to pay their rent/lose their health insurance tomorrow. Any effect on the market?

people who think something isnt priced in ;)

Bro, just make sure to go to medical for every little thing and on your way out claim your an alcoholic and ask for treatment. Getting %30 is easy. “Disability” is a bit of a misnomer too, it’s part of the benefits and pay package. Basically you lend your life to your country and should Uncle Sam not return you in the exact condition you were received, then We The People owe you a check for the rest of your life. You guys are paying my mortgage rn.

I've never claimed anything different and what use is a portfolio if you're dead because of angry poors.

Ha nice

the military is going to have no shortage of new recruits if the economy tanks you might wait literally years

2 economists are walking down the street and see a $100 bill. They don't bother picking it up because if it was a real $100 bill, the efficient market would have realized it and picked it up before them.

Markets go up up and awaaaaaay.

you can't just post this without also posting what the timescale is
it could have been thought to be erupting in 10 years or 1000000 years for all i know

And yet somehow because of the Zimbabwe tier hyperinflation this may unleash the bottom will look like a top. What a time to be alive!

as long i have vision in my eyes and my hand and dick work, i think i can work around things like not having legs or some form of brain damage

Sensible bears: DOW 10k in 3 months, stock up on non-perishables, guns and ammo
Doomer bears: Nothing you do matters, we're all going to die in the upcoming crash-induced big igloo, might as well get the monetary high score on your way out and short everything

Shit.
Think they have any use for a 32-year old boomer?

Unless I see a headline with "EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY" or a shockwave shatters my window and I have a chunk of yellowstone on my car it's not happening dude.
As much as I want it to.

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Probably not. Expect some funkiness tomorrow as it's first day of the new quarter.

With this many newfags buying in, I'm sure we haven't hit bottom.

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idk, losing your legs seems like more than 30%

Not gonna happen. I wish

This is the best question I've seen a tourist post since the crash started. Kudos to you! Anyway, not everything is priced in, market runs on emotion and feel as much on facts. Market is efficient but that efficiency manifests in long term trend.

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based retard

So the portfolio repositioning meme is dead? ASX200 up 4% today and it’s April 1st here

with how much these faggots already tax me, im glad im at least paying for a Yas Forumsbros mortgage

RDS.B tomorrow. Anyone else with me?

This will happen. 6.4 quake happen.
It's all ogre.

>kittykatcosplay9
>there were 8+ kittykatcosplays and you refuse to come up with another name.

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The easiest and by far most popular form of military benefit scrounging is Sleep Apnea. Just get fat, complain of difficulty sleeping, and get a diagnosis for that and you got 50%. Have fun sleeping with a machine breathing shit into your mouth for the rest of your life, because you get re-evaluated periodically and if you don't need it anymore, goodbye rating

Medical worker?

Bearish market. Get fucked bulls.

I’ll sell you some of the shares I bought a week ago at ~$24.

I think all the other world economies are taking notes from Jerome. Look at all that green in open indices.

>Bottom may look like a top
Hey mate I'm keen if she is.

I’m %40 “disabled” and you’d never know by looking at me. Do it, the military is a good deal if you work it. I know more than one guy who flipped his VA home loan into a little real estate empire.

Hearing is a good one too.

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Fpbp

Whats your guys take on the meme that is ODP are they gonna make it?

People bought the bull trap, they’re going to sell huge when we drop 5%

WHAT?

No, just a vet who has rung every last drop out of money out of his time in the military.

nice

Irrelevant

Oil could see a fresh leg down. Manufacturing data may or may not have an effect on indexes. We'll see.

my shitty bboz can't take this

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