YELLOWSTONE DISASTER HEADING FOR US

>yellowstone's in northeastern idaho
you wot m8

its in southeastern idaho

a YO PARTY ROCK

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earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us70008jr5/executive
>6.5 magnitude
7.7 magnitude after quakes when?

these dubs say it's true.

The chances of Yellowstone erupting is priced in, retards.

>earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us70008jr5/executive
> It's real

Holly shit here we go

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The location of the epicenter for the quake is significant too, as even small quakes can do damage at certain weak points in the surface that are already cracked right?
also the depth of the quake, as this recent one was about 10km, which is relatively shallow

also the duration the quake is significant
this one was about 20 seconds, and being that long, the next quake coming is likely to be close to a minute next time
quakes less than 10 seconds are duds

praise kek

>locust swarms
>plague
>yellowstone erupting
Is it, dare I say it, happening?

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Post yfw you made it
Post yfw if you didn’t make it

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>sees an earthquake
>first thing in mind is to short the market

and that's why we are fucking doomed.

oh thank god. let's hope it ends humanity completely this time.

Deff happening. Hope you’re not an atheist right now

Imagine all that abandoned real estate rich with volcanic ash. I'll be buying that shit for $100/acre and starting my own farms with wagecucks and mexicans.

Repent Zoomer

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imagine living in idaho lmao

Repent Millenial

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Based. We used Saint Michael's prayer before high school games so that God can smite the niggers on the other team and help us win.

>living in idaho lmao
nothing will be shortly

Thank heavens I'm on the east coast

Fear porn
It's not happening until it's happening

If its in fucking Idaho, its too near already

god bless you user. yeehaw

HOW MANY TRILLION TO SAVE THE MARKET THIS TIME ?????

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I thought this was an April fools joke

When half the country is buried by the ash cloud, the entire fucking world economy might as well start from 3,300 BC again, kek
seriously do you anons think the federal government can Quarantine a fucking super volcano? at least with a pandemic we get a steady population reduction and the strong survive
the ash cloud will literally suffocate any virgin and chad within the set radius and they are done, and even the rest of the world will fall into a Global Volcanic Winter that will last at least over a year, and freeze crops, starving hundreds of millions
We'd be lucky to revert back to the bronze age, if not the later half of the stone age, KEK

the earth is spinning, so all the smoke will just fly off into space. Checkmate flattists

Well the earthquake is over 100 miles away from the Yellowstone caldera, so the happeningfags are sort of pulling an April Fools on you.

>THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT VOLCANO A TREMENDOUS VOLCANO. WE'RE REALLY PROUD OF IT
>TOGETHER, WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS, YUGE YUGE MOUNTAIN GO BANG, EXCEPT FOR MIDDLE USA WHO WON'T
>BUT REALLY BIG, NO-ONE SEENS VOLCANOS LIKE OURS, JUST THE BEST VOLCANOS. I'D LIKE TO THANK MY SPONSORS.

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so official gov website is in on it ?
plus the twitter and reddit faggot posting about it ?
>earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us70008jr5/executive

federal reserve will BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR us into economic expansion. God himself cannot stop them

>las vegas
FRONT ROW SEAT TO THE APOCALYPSE BOYS

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LOL this will destroy all the Lefties and Trump will never leave Office ahahahahahh Praise Kek

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Are primary and secondary ash zones considered to be lethal?

nothing-burger
probbably bullish
think of all the free lava, that's free heat energy

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>That lava it was the greatest lava I've ever seen. It was so good everyone looked at it and were like "Wow!", that's the best lava we've ever seen. It was the greatest lava of all time the best that there ever was.

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Corona has made me not want happenings. If US dies, who is going to protect Scandinavia from the mongols? All of Europe armies are shit...

>man the year 2020 is a based year
>tfw
Cmon now anons, 2020 is not all there is, we still have the rest of the decade to look forward too, and many more happenings to experience
how much more based do you think it can get from here on out anons?

Wait for the aftershock

The fuck do you mean "in on it"? Click the Interactive Map, you dip.

That would be one hell of an aftershock, displacing many times more than any aftershock in the history of geology.

For reference, the caldera's in the middle of Yellowstone taking up about 1/3rd of the park.

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open-air gulags in death valley by October 2029

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The Finns

>Hindsight is 20/20
what does this mean for the year 2020?

checked. where's the plague of locusts? i'm staying in indefinitely. just gonna hang with my kleros jury peeps and make ETH slowly.

PNK shall reign

>be just outside kill zone
>be in primary ash zone
FUCK

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OH NO NO NO YOGIBROS!

Thank goodness I left the shit hole that is Las Vegas.

Based

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>primary ash

I'm not going to be able to do shit because all cars and utilities are ashed to hell and back but I'll make it.

The earthquake was over 200 miles away from Yellowstone. It's not going to erupt

Wrong. Inhaling volcanic ash causes suffocation quickly. We’re fucked if it happens.
>muh gas mask
Those ashes will seal you. You know the story of Pompeii? That’s us.
t. Colorado

Fake. Fuck off.

THERE IS ONE SMART PERSON ON BIZ AND I FOUND HIM!

> imagine being that stupid