/smg/ - Stock Market General

>30 DAYS TO SLOW THE SPREAD
>30 DAYS TO SLOW THE SPREAD
>30 DAYS TO SLOW THE SPREAD

So much for 15 days, this is going to last a LONG time.

SACRIFICES!

Is is happening?

Long into the future the stock market will still be in the shitter.

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LOL. Get fucked Bulls! Unempployment numbers will fuck you up even more on THU. (After the ass penetrating dip i will be a bull again)

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>VIRUS WONT PEAK UNTIL APRIL 30TH at the minimum

wew lad.

Congrats T-babies user, if you're still around

>Dexter Goy?

Do you think they could have saved the titanic if everyone had a bicycle pump?
That's about the long term effect this will have.

Bulls, are you ready?

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the economy will recover in a year. do not worry michael cera

BREAKING NEWS

JAMIE DIMON IS DEAD SCREENCAP THIS

V shaped recovery is still on

April is gonna be massively bullish

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>90 TARIFF DELAY
90 TARIFF DELAY
>90 TARIFF DELAY
90 TARIFF DELAY

>watch countries decend into chaos
>do nothing
>we are le USA, this won’t happen to us because ...
why?
Now they react but it’s so late.

you think the game is fair?

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WHY ARE THE BOGDANOFF BROTHERS ON TRUMP'S STAGE NOW???????

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this is a man

Do you feel in charge?

DOOMP ET
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>VERY PAINFUL MONTH AHEAD
>VERY PAINFUL MONTH AHEAD

WHAT CAN I BUY THATS SIMILAR TO UWT??????

How, even? I thought you couldnt trade commodities on it?

PAINFUL 2 WEEKS
THOUSANDS OF DEATHS

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>all this doom
Sounds really bullish. Buying calls tomorrow.

If i take that mask off will i die?

>rough 2 weeks
JUST

Good thing I have protection.

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what do you mean "ready"?
it's not even open.
do you know how a bear trap works?

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RIP THAT HAT OFF SO FAST

ID RIP THAT HAT OFF SO FAST

GUYS!!! THERES THIS CHICK WE FOUND WHO DID PORN!!! SHE GOT FUCKED ON CAMERA!!! GUYS!! HOLY SHITTT!! ITS THIS GIRL! WE FOUND PORN OF HER GUYS

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WHERE?!

donnie, scratch your nose if i should buy more puts

Delusion.

"How is he doing?"

>"Sir, he's in a coma"

Jesus fuck are any of you watching the Trump presser right now? He's talking like a completely different person
>I wouldn't be surprised to see this going on long into the future
>We're going to go through a very tough two weeks

What the fuck did he learn??

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>Dr.Birks

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Guys I'm really coughing, but dont have any other symptoms, do you think it's the corona? It started like a week ago.

Not even the fed can save the market from this doom

i dont want to die

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WRONG

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OH SHIT BRIX IS ON STAGE, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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It's over
Send me your bitcoins before you die

Trump sound weird, stocks are gonna fall that wasn't priced in

It probably hit him that this isn't some minor bug, shit will go downhill. That or him or one of his staff lurks here and told him people like Pence more than him.

*BIRX

>500 a day might die in june

Trump should be in this tone for the next 2 weeks until peak deaths. Politically.

>only 100,000 - 200,000 deaths
>best case scenario

uhh, guys???

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Seconded
Trump seems not so great suddenly

He got the virus and he knows it. Rough two weeks - for him

Did you guys see that model?
This shit is just beginning and they're admitting it