>Thank you for reminding me why I'm short to begin with. To bet against nothingburger fags like you. Nothing is fine, china lied, our current situation is the new normal before a vaccine can be developed. IF a vaccine can be developed.
Things are not fine. I actually wish you were right, we go back to normal life in 3 months and my puts expire worthless, but I just don't see that happening. This is way bigger than 9/11. The biggest tragedy in a generarion. Do you not understand that things will never go back to the wqy they were before? China lied. There is no vaccine, there is no cure and the second wave is likely to happen. Why are you so optimistic?
Again, I want you to be right. If my puts expire worthless and we go back to normal life in a month I'm going to be happy. But I don't think that is going to happen.
now a good time to buy and hold USO? I want to profit off the eventual oil rebound but dont wanna risk picking individual stocks and dont wanna fuck with the leveraged ETFs.
Parker Nguyen
Fellow Oil bro how dod you do. Whats your take on XOM's yield and cashflow/debt situation? Have some positions but thinking about dumping that position and putting it on my other oil plays.
Bull trap reason: "It's just because of this NOTHINGBURGER FLU that the fundamentals are so bad" Bull trap pop: The fundamentals were bad even before this
There is no possible scenario where you can argue that we're NOT in a bull market. If you're shorting or selling then you're wilfully giving away money.
Yup, you missed the cheapies. Jerome doesn't want it lower every day that passes he raises the price.
Caleb Nelson
I'm buying in right now because it's still way below previous. If it goes down more, I'm throwing more money into it
Jacob Ortiz
The US response to 9/11 is proof that the american public are complete sheep. Invaded the wrong countries, purely for israel's benefit. Osama was nothing more than fucking criminal, all we needed to do was find out where he was and waste him. Trillions upon trillions wasted for no benefit to any american but dick cheney
Jason Harris
the curve is flattening because we shut down the economy you fucking moron. there's no way to revive the economy AND keep the curve below the required threshold.
Aaron Lewis
Surely this oil bullshit can’t go on forever...? Right...?
Brayden Price
Just hold up until US starts having thousands of Corona'd per day. Even Trump admitted 100k dead is optimistic scenario.
I'm only shorting cryptos. I have no faith in it's value, especially not after it proved to be just as influenced by the market shitting (but not reverse)
Jeremiah Price
is there a way to do derivatives of ETFs
Jason Cruz
anyone else seeing this descending triangle forming on AMD's 1m chart tho? once it cracks through VWAP look out below
Ryan Ramirez
do bears really think fundamentals have anything to do with this?
Bentley Gutierrez
>800k infections worldwide holy fucking shit
Alexander Sullivan
so you're saying cases are about to explode in china again? is that what you're saying?
Curve is flattening because US is running out of test capacity.
Proof: case positivity rate is skyrocketing in the US and number of tests hasn't grown during the past days.
Lucas Roberts
What game is Putin playing?
Ryan Lopez
HAHAHAHA so there's a bearfag still in the thread? You should get out quick before we hit 2700 and rocket up
Camden Gray
>Surely this oil bullshit can’t go on forever...? Right...? And dont call me shirley! yes, yes it can; and will.
Ryder Russell
Today has been a great day for me as the great portfolio rebalancing picks up end of Q1. I'm buying shit at half price and at discounts I didn't even think I'd see.
Cameron Jones
if bears a clueless to why stocks are going up "when they should be going down"
Its because over the weekend Fauci confirmed that his maximum estimate of deaths was 200,000 a much lower number than was originally priced in.
Even if Fauci is lying his statement increased market sentiment, thus the green days.
So enough of the "CLOWN MARKET" posting or "WHAT IS THIS ECONOMY" etc, because "priced in" isnt a meme you fucking twits
Leo King
Fed decides
Jeremiah Sanchez
Priced in and bullish.
Tyler Evans
Why should the stock boys care about unemployment? They won't get affected. They have huge accounts worth millions. To them this is just a game. Consequences unimportant to them. They move the market, not the poor, not the workers, not the middle class. Not even the small companies.
Nathan Reyes
no? wtf? and before you say some retarded shit thinking you've epically owned me you're a dumb monkey if you believe any of the numbers coming out of china
William Thompson
People rioting over hospital bed shortages and 30% unemployment haven't been priced in. Affirmative action beneficiaries are going to run through that $1200 in a day stocking up on mentholated cigarettes and henny.
Do you have good analysis on that? I've seen something simmiliar happening in Italy.
Jaxson Nelson
no one cares. 99% of those people will have no symptoms or get a mild cold. the other 1% die from it, even though they were already going to die a week later anyway. literally no one cares. priced in
Brandon Russell
wasted trips
Kevin Miller
>TRUMP CALLS FOR 2 TRILLION INFRASTRUCTURE PACKAGE IN NEXT RELIEF BILL Holy fucking shit. We're going to be rich bulls
>.0100234615385% of the total global population holy fucking shit
Chase Thomas
I think both are true, but testing capacity is way more important
Justin Peterson
the stock market does not measure the number of deaths. your reasoning is foolish. 0 deaths is still incredibly bearish if you shut down the whole economy to achieve it.
Michael White
Hey! I can see the strings Dali confirmed HACK
Easton Sullivan
I'm so fucking sick and tired of bears whining and complaining constantly "b-but line should go down!!!!!!" Look, the bottom line is the fundamentals of this economy are strong, and with 0% interest rates, they're about to get a whole lot stronger. Yes, the 30% drop was significant but it was based entirely on over-sensationalization from the media. The president has handled this whole debacle exceptionally well, and people are calming back down knowing that we will be back up and running by May, June at the latest. China too is already almost completely back to work. People have begun to realize that this whole thing is huge nothingburger, and that we'll be fine in the long run.
People know the future is going to be okay, (hell, the current situation is fine already...) and THAT is why the markets are going up.
History has shown that now is the time to buy. And with several very big green days on the books, we finally have some stability. Unfortunately if you're not already in you've missed the bottom, but it's not too late. If you jump in now you can still make some huge returns. Not as big as if you'd bought last week, but... well, it's either that or lose everything. Your choice.
Nathan Richardson
Congrats. It's looking that way. As they say, my only regret is I didn't buy more
You forgot the part where Jerome pumps it to new highs and resets the graph
Caleb Foster
I mean the pattern in the picture here It's a foreign etf. The question is, do you agree that it looks bullish?
Wyatt Brooks
>copypasta Check out my 5, which is more real than your portfolio
Isaiah Hall
Idk about selling. Am expecting more drops come Fridays unemployment report. If number are just as high or higher the market may not be able to stay propped up. If big banks pull out, the other banks won't want to be the one's left bagholding.
I agree that fundamentals and expected earnings for Q2 have no relation to today's prices. But look at it this way. Casinos are closed. Adventure sports are closed. It's either this or online poker to get your fix.
Everyone is quarantined, and many are buying on expectations of a market recovery by end of year. They're not wrong, but they are early. Scalp the swings and sell it back into the fomo market.
tomorrow is international clown day aka april 1st. i hope the market does something meme-worthy. maybe it'll moon to reinforce that we're really living in clown world
Aiden Taylor
i still can't tell whether to side with the doomers or the nothingburgers. both sides make such compelling cases.
Jayden Edwards
You mean when the Fed decides to hyperinflate the US into a much worse depression? Priced in nigger
Just reposting for those who didn't see it. Stay delusional, kid.
Juan Gutierrez
Trump is going to go down in history as the next FDR
Dominic Hernandez
will require a lot of asphalt too.
and what is asphalt made from?
Hudson Rodriguez
The CFR isn't what matters, it's the lockdown period and consumer sentiment. After yesterday, I now know more people who are furloughed or unemployed than I do people who are working. And with the extension of social distancing, and some states such as Virginia extending lockdowns into June, the future is looking increasingly grim. This market is absolutely insane compared to reality.
Look at this promotion and tell me the economy is okay.
>There is no possible scenario where you can argue that we're NOT in a bull market. If you're shorting or selling then you're wilfully giving away money. I'm short puts. Does that count?
>china is lying what about south korea what about japan what about italy what about france what about germany what about spain just fucking look at the curves at 30 days. is EVERYONE lying?
not a single one of these represents ongoing exponential growth
Lucas Sanders
probably will dump biblical and then pump the same again, truly clown world
Brandon Price
There’s not a chance that airlines will go under.
Jeremiah Ross
This could be one of the most fucked days so far...
Kayden Torres
>AMD dropping below 48 support VWAP, on volume
IT'S DOOOMPINNNGGGG SELL SELL SELL
Adam Walker
# # You don't understand. There is no cure. There is no vaccine. Before those are found the lockdown is the new normal. The deaths lag behind the infections. Tge entire US isn't even under lockdown right now. If tge entire us is put under curfew right now, infections will peak in two weeks, deaths in 5. But it doesn't matter, no one will be allowed outside before either
A. Literally EVERYONE is tested for antibodies (which is going to take a long time)
It's boring now. Or you could call it the calm before the storm
Charles Flores
401k contributions disappear, meaning less buying pressure outright. Consumer spending goes down, meaning earnings go down, meaning stonks go down.
Liam Thomas
(((Goldman))) Sachs has stopped trading on a cert since 8am, how is this legal?
Jason Butler
>muh inflation lmao Imagine looking at INFINITE MONEY about to pump the markets and squealing about inflation while shorting You're so fucking dumb hahahaha
Fuck this manipulated fed economy bullshit printing press.
Who the fuck is buying, it dumped enough this morning to put the fear back into the market and then what? A bunch if super confident investors come in and push it higher? Gtfoh. I dont know a single person confident in their financial future right now.
Hunter Hall
Uhhh
Colton Smith
The fuck is this market today. Where are the moves. It's not even crabbing.
Nolan Mitchell
BASED BASED BASED BASED 290 EOD
Blake Turner
Is picking up SVXY a good move rn? Seems we're going to be in crab mode for the foreseeable future.
Jaxon Barnes
People like you are one of the reasons for which I'm confident in my shorts
Hudson Brooks
>rent is due tomorrow >jobless claims the day after >3000 american deaths by saturday(?) >delivery workers striking
Is this already priced in?
Alexander Long
I'm so fucking sick and tired of bulls whining and complaining constantly "b-but the line should go up!!!!!" Look, the bottom line is the fundamentals of this economy are weak, and with record jobless claims and corporate debt, they're about to get a whole lot weaker. Yes, the 20% rally was significant, but it was based entirely on retarded FOMO boomers. The president handled this debacle incredibly poorly, as he did basically nothing in February when he had plenty of time to prepare, and people are starting to realize just how badly our economy will be damaged by May, June at the latest. China, too, is completely lying about its numbers and laying people off in record numbers. People know that the future is grim, and THAT is why the markets are about to tank. History has shown 20% rallies like this in the great depression and the great recession, and we finally have some instability. Unfortunately your calls are about to get assfucked, but it's not too late to buy puts if you jump in now for some huge returns. Your choice.
newfag here, are restaurant shares any good at this time? most are at lows due to pandemic, surely once stores reopen this shit goes up right? short term loss more than likely but over time could re-up.
Luis Mitchell
checked. based bvll
Gabriel Rivera
God damn I really sold my SPY calls too early
William Ortiz
Close to kms. I’m still up like 120% but the future not looking real anymore
Colton Wright
I agree on the invading the wrong countries part but understand no normal American has any control over who the government invades. And the Iraq thing was because George Bush senior was beefing with Saddam and junior decided to settle the score once and for all. That's all it was. Everything else was parallel construction. Sickening
Jordan Brown
Yes, including your post
Levi Diaz
Rocks?
Ethan Jackson
I just watched her porn. You know whose. And at the very last second as I reached orgasm I realized one profound thing,
Nathan Green
I've been long since last Monday I'm very confident actually
Colton James
Yes Lmao, Venezuelan stock market was skyrocketing before the collapse of the currency
Sebastian Morris
Confident in them all the way to liqudation
Jose Gomez
how much longer can this clown market be propped up before it collapses
what % of people actually infected have been tested do you think
Evan Sanders
STEEL T E E L
Ryan Sullivan
Fed likely selling stocks to themselves. Ironic how its not considered money laundering.
Parker Lewis
What about all of those countries? Do you think they've not taken a massive economic hit? The United States is poised to fare even worse than all of them. The current level of growth is irrelevant if we have to stop the economy to achieve it. You're acting like this level of viral growth will remain constant if we open things up again, which is utterly foolish.
Anthony Phillips
?
Michael Long
Yes.
Carson White
As Barry Ritholtz said on a BB Radio interview today, there has never been a bottom put in after an "all clear" signal. In other words, every historical bottom has been put in while bad news is still coming out. The question is: are we closer to the end of the crises than we are to the beginning? The market looks like we are further than halfway. I will post a link to the interview when it is up.
its going down. its probably just the faggot crab snibbing and snabbing
Eli Ortiz
see you in a week faggot
Colton Hernandez
Everyone already got it. It only gets 5% of infected sick at all, and only killed old people with lung and heart issues. This will be done in a month, and WORST CASE it'll free up real estate and crash medical prices because no old dementia patients to set money on fire for.
Josiah Reyes
Yeah bro no doubt the US Dollar is going to collapse Hahahahahah
Aaron Cooper
That that's a man I just came to a dude getting fucked. My life is over.
Nicholas Lewis
So if this drops 5 bucks today, you're not gonna start feeling the heat?
Xavier Martin
Man, I wish I hadn't lose my bear money getting fucked last week. I'd have a lot more money to buy these guys.
Chase Baker
nice argument dipshit
Ayden Richardson
Not sure. I'd imagine quite a few people are infected with this incredibly minor illness and aren't being tested at all because they feel bad for a couple days then they go back to their life.
Mason Sanchez
>bears are getting so desperate that their last hope is that the world reserve currency collapses at the start of a new 10 year bull market
Lucas Flores
You still don't get it. Nobod can go out before we have widespread anti body testes, you collossal retard. Even if The new infection rate dropped to zero today we would still have a massive problem.
Incubation time is 14 days, lockdowns only slowly curb the spread. Deaths lag behind infections by 14 days too. In otger words, deaths will peak 8 weeks after tglhe total lockdown. As far as I understand, parts of the US are still somewhat open. You have no idea what is comming.
Also your source stinks. Johns Hopkins or bust. Were still exponential. But like I said, the virus is not eradicated and before we can test for antibodies letting anyone outside is manslaughter.
I've known about this virus since janurary, you fucking denialist. Maybe I shorted the bottom because of infinite brrrrrrr, but holy shit man open your eyes. The world is burning.
Kayden Collins
What if it’s really as fucking simple as lose March and April money = 2/12 =.166% how far down is market? 16.6 percent LUL
Jaxson Rivera
Why is it not crashing bros?
Michael Wright
you havent made anything until you sell
Landon Howard
>new 10 year bull market >40% unemployment
Xavier Thomas
By then you'll be busy sending out lots of resumes to the local fast food joints to make back your entire portfolio
>bulls are getting so desperate to have a generational buying opportunity that they think the longest bull run in history is going to go on another 10 years because market crashes just dont happen anymore, man
Henry Baker
SQQQ is never breaking deep into the 20s again isn't it?
Except we've been told to stay in our homes for another month and to expect 200k+ deaths in the next 2 months and we have no idea when this peaks or when people will start spending their money again even after it's all over.
Elijah Anderson
It kills young people too you fucking moron. 0.1 CFR for young people is still the biggest school shooting in history if EVERYONE gets infected. Plenty of young people end up in the ICU, you fucking CCP shill. What is this, feburary?
Kayden Powell
I warned you stinky bobos
Brayden Rogers
But really like is this just a game until tomorrow? I honestly dont feel like a recovery is happening already
Camden Powell
bruh I just want it to hit $21 and I'll be happy
Logan Wright
anime posters need to go back
Ethan Johnson
the unemployment is priced in, up is the only direction from here
Tyler Harris
I know more people that are laid off/fired than I know who are working. The economy is at a fucking DEADLOCK and the earnings reports of everyone except grocery stores is going to be completely in the shitter.
40 percent unemployment is "bullish" as long as the fed keeps artificially pumping. They will run out of capacity.
Nathan Long
go back where, to an anime website like Yas Forums?
Jordan Martin
That's right, they don't happen when the Fed can and IS pumping 2 trillion (soon to be 4 with the next bill then 6 with the infrastructure bill) into the market
Leo Russell
If you had to choose to fit a curve to this data, would you choose a line or an exponential function or what?
