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Ok Jerome start pumping now

Starting to SWEAT, mumu?

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is... it finally time bobros

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whats the gif from?

>sold all my shorts yesterday
nothing personal, bulls

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Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't sell all my DFEN and JNUG and go all in on MFA.

Of course!

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>she is unaware of the current state of affairs

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Nice clouds, heheh.

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>when your shorts AND your hedges are gaining

Did MGM cuck Blackstone?

OCTOBER 16, 2019
Blackstone Real Estate Income Trust will acquire the Bellagio for $4.25 billion through a 95-5 joint venture with MGM and will lease it back to a unit of the casino company for an initial annual rent of $245 million.

JAN. 14, 2020
The joint venture includes private-equity and real estate company Blackstone Group and MGM Growth Properties LLC. The joint venture will be owned 50.1% by MGM Growth Properties and 49.9% by Blackstone. It will also acquire the real estate assets of Mandalay Bay from MGM Growth Properties and lease both properties to MGM Resorts for an initial rent of $292 million.

BlackStone literally bought just before the crash

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It has a 47% dividend that is going to get slashed

TLRY worth investing in now?
I mean what else is there to do beside smoking weed?

Blackstone probably knew what they were doing

Well, i finally sold my few SQQQs and bought a TQQQ.

consumer confidence report is priced in, whys it going down?

>I mean what else is there to do beside smoking weed?

Reading and going to the park to meet women.

#CircuitBreaker

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should i double down on AMRN? they could win an appeal

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should i short mgm now ? or put with strike at 7 bucks?

will becoming a porn actress make me better at finance

lol

You might FINALLY be right this time, bears.
And damn -- it took you long enough

Is there any reason in particular that the futures have gone red, or is it just pure clownery?

getting buttholed by a kebab doesnt make you an actress becky

Which stocks should I invest in if I want a gf like this?

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is there a reason they should be green? have you looked outside?

Yes if you have a female boss

How much are you down?
I'd suggest putting the money somewhere else.

Kek
Sounds like the market is going to tank then lmaoooo

Yep, just clownery that the markets are going red in a period where worldwide demand has evaporated

Are Casino stocks worth it?
What's the appeal of high end hotels vs integrated resorts?

I would short WYNN or PENN

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lmfao
user..... have you ever knowingly angered the bogdanoffs?

HRT

okay maybe ill do a broken wing butterfly

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I don't know.
Image search doesn't yield

Don't forget we're in a clown market

Only bad 2 of the sqqqs. Lost like $10 over half a week. I did better previously with actual stonks and not indicies. But i am testing the waters this way.

So no reason. Okay got it, thanks dumb bobos.

n a t u r a l
g a s

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pls Dow Jones, drop to 17k

that's a man

>Are Casino stocks worth it?
I am currently very bearish in the short term, but I don't see why not. Gambling is a solid industry with great potential for deregulation.
>What's the appeal of high end hotels vs integrated resorts?
Prestige and high end business traffic

Lads let's assume I have $500/mo to invest and I want to have $100k in 5 years. What do?

jerome's up

PRICED IN? RETARD BULL ZOOMERS SAYS WHAT?

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-31/goldman-sees-even-deeper-u-s-contraction-in-second-quarter

get a better job

>backtest international blue chip income portfolio
>it barely beats S&P 500

So much work and stress for what? I might be an idiot. Do I take the ETF pill and just buy VOO?

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What's the move today?

>bears getting cocky on a tiny premarket dip before the next leg up
god I can't wait to see your posts in a few hours

wait for the bottom after this last leg down and buy blue chips as fast as you can

just go 40% edv and 60% qqq

Just bought a bunch of groceries from Dollar General guys. Canned tuna, coffee, beans and such. Everywhere else was sold out. Just letting yall know you NEED to go ahead and order food before the nationwide lockdown happens.

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We're at 2019 january levels

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This market is retarded

every world leader knows that its people are only ever 9 meals away from revolution. there will be no food shortages.

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and gay

Any other major suicides besides that german state finance minister?

great perspective friend

There may be food out there but do you want to expose yourself to hordes of people? Why would you not store food away? Are you wanting to be risky with your health?

The thot index

>buy now, falling stocks might cuck me
>keep holding all cash, inflation might cuck me
Fuuuck
wat do

why edv?

what will the world economy be like in 2 years

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serious answer your only hope would be to just DCA into TQQQ for 5 years and pray

the same as it was 6 months ago

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Medieval farming and goods traded as currency

USA economy if USA doesn't implement stronger restrictions

Aaaaand soon enough we're back over 260, probably before the market opens.

290 or 300 by EOD

I'm buying Gilhead sciences and BionTech stocks.
BioNtech is right now doing a live call about what their are doing. They say they will start covid vaccine testing in late april.

You need to net about 3.5% a month.
I'd suggest this. Or if you feel risky soxl/spxl....

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>starve to death
vs
>1% chance of getting the flu
hmm

This braindead nigger-buying makes me go insane

JUST

lower expense ratio and higher yield than tlt

Just got rid of my calls. Prepare for a bull run beyond human imagination

Come join the winning team user, it's great on this side of the fence

MRNA has already done human testing

this

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>spending the money you were going to spend early to have food security

yeah, seems like the worst decision you could ever make.

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Will DFEN go up today?

My entire body revolts against it..

for fuck sake user, now I have to go long on everything

I was shopping lately and I was almost completely alone. No one dares to go to the market but when they do they buy much more.

im already prepped for 3 months im just saying its spending money for peace of mind not something that will actually happen. if there are food shortages youre going to have to worry about your neighbor with 3 starving kids kicking in your door. i dont see it happening and im pretty doompilled generally.

>Le old resistance 2600 is now le support!
FUUUUUUUCK

I sold mine Friday but I'm buying back today, this has further to go.

>He got rid of his calls?
>Jetez-la.

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Pre-market pump starting. Fuck this shit every day.

OH NONONONONNONO SILVERBACKGORILLA BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Dow futures already down, bear is incoming

The Bull side of the market is a path to gains some might consider... Unnatural.

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MRNA gonna moon again, dont miss out

And it already goes back up.
Jesus Christ. I genuinely think the Bogs might watch me

>not being armed.

Why would I be worried about my neighbor attacking me. I have the right to defend myself/property and am well prepared to do so.

NOOOOOOO

we just think like any other simpleton investor

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always do the opposite of your gut instinct

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You can go a month without eating paranoidbros

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realistically it should be red today, but it wont

a-any good news about oil...?

>moon
>it's literally ATH

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>lol ill win a coinflip in a life or death gunfight over food 100% of the time no matter what
sounds like Yas Forums to me

should i simply straddle the shit out of SPY here ? currently holding call on Royal dutch and a put SPY 215, all expiration May

>be at trading desk at morgan
>get to work at 8am
>buying below yesterdays close to tell manager im a good boy
>now to wait for a move green to unload short positions
if you dont understand the mechanics of this market, stay away

I warned you. Luckily you still have time to get in before we hit 290 later today.

Bears literally got too cocky

every pump is to be shorted, no good news whatsoever

Not a coin flip if you are defending, odds are greatly on your side.

Ffs this market is determined to keep going up it seems.

Time to buy spy yet?