/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/oil/

Free chart:
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screeners:
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etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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Fuck bulls

fuck niggers

gay thread
who longed oil

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>literally everybody is fomoing in while simultaneously expecting that their fomo will result in an immediate crash

what the FUCK do i do when this is market sentiment

Fuck all of you

RDS.A CALL STRIKE 21 EXPIRATION MAY
pls tell me im gonna make it, got like 100 contracts

Trump will hold a press briefing 1 minute after close tomorrow where he announces that coronavirus was an april fool's joke and we have all been pranked epic style

Dumb weebposter

>long oil

I hope you are not serious user, at this stage it's obvious that shit's gonna hit the fan.

fuck anime

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hetfags can leave

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Futures pointing up and I’m FOMOing hard bros...

y apu hurt anime

Printer malfunction will cause FED to print debt notes instead of cash. Game over

Morning lads.

Who here sipping and working from home

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It's almost April already!
Everyone remember what T.S. Eliot said about that one :O
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GO FUCKING DOWWWWN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Go back>>>>

reporting in

I'm making breakfast
no work this week :3

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>kokosuki
What does this mean? something about liking that area?

Buy into oil right now, this stock will only go up once the corona goes away. We're looking at 100% gains here

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ye

got rds.a calls for strike of 21

based post desu

>leveraged oil ETF
>what is roll over
>what is ETF decay
>what is price war

The absolute state

Good evening, lets get this V bottom going. "There is no success without hardship." -sophocles

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You mean нeт?
Akastuki a cute
Season 3 when

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alright, fuck it
dumping a quarter of my cash holdings into MSFT, XOM and ABN

hopefully my sacrifice will bring on the second leg down

This dead cat bounce is going for way too long

>evening
wakey wakey time for sausages

How BVLLish is this?

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Guyse you don't understand how "pricing in" works.

Job reports are public on Friday. So they will be leaked to institutional investors 1-3 days before. Then when bad numbers come out, it's already time to pump for the weekend

peak delusion

>German economy grinds to halt
>DAX up 2.5% today already

What is dis shit

Very. Also priced in.

What the fuck is happening bros?
Now it’s up another 3.45% premarket. That’s an 11.45% move through yesterday. On nothing.

On a vaccine that won’t make them any money.
what the fuck? I wanted to buy more! It’s one of very few companies that I know has a solid balance sheet, is a divvy aristocrat and very based. It’s not fair!

The stock is only 17 cents a share, if it goes any lower just buy into it more. The demand will go back up that's when you sell for the most gains. 17 cents a share will turn into 15 dollars a share

Dont know either
Fucking retarded market
FUCK

Should i buy back in?

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lol

Germany went up because its blindly following sp500, which went up after dax was closed

I lost a few grands already, but hey at least everyone will be fucked in the future so i don't care about money anymore

Why is that bad advice

Its a leveraged etf. It's never going to 15 usd. Leveraged instruments decay.

I-I-... don't know what to say user. Might as well buy bitbean, super cheap at the moment

Helsinki stockmarket up by 4,5% while almost 1/3 of the population are under lockdown and over 250 000 people are under staff reduction conversations.

Everything is good.

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because there's no telling how many reverse splits it will suffer before it goes up again

DAX is blindly following the US markets.
There is almost no traffic here in bavaria. I saw some police cars and some people going to the supermarket. The rest is closed. The police stops people who walk together because meeting people that you dont fuck or share blood with is forbidden.

Everyone I know is either "working" from home or not working at all.

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Uh could you please not go up so fast I want to buy more of you

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Let's say it even reaches 5usd a share that's still a 30x return on money

I thought it was being de-listed?

Franconia reporting in. Can confirm. Auto industry belly up

Hot takes on oil? Or is everything priced in?

You're trolling right?

>chinks own 1-2 trillion of US treasury bills
>use them and other assets to back loans
>buy the shit out of western equities
>use the newly purchased assets to leverage more debt to buy more western companies until you are leveraged to the max
>control the world

Why didn't you guys tell me to buy oil? :(

e capitulated and fomo'd? you know what to do

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Dude I've never even thought about that strategy; holy fuckking shit this guy
Dude post how much money you make, I had no idea that you could do this and a lot of other anons here haven't even considered it
you're a genius

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>Hot takes on oil?
Will go up if Saudis say so.
Will go down if Saudis say so.

In my opinion there is no reason for the Saudis or the Russians to pump the price right now. They need the US companies to crash first.

If we aren't red EOD I'm going to lose my mind. This market is beyond reason, no wonder volume is decreasing, nobody wants to trust such a disingenuous market.

>YTD: -99%
What could go wrong

It will be green right until the day where you FOMO in

i have a strike for rds.a on 21 eur, 100 contracts with may expiration, not so sure its a good idea desu, will sell if i go in the green

well that can happen too. I don't follow that shit closely

maybe you already lost your mind in the past /
and your current feelings of insanity are the true "you" trying to regain control of your mind

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I’m really confused. In Australia today we had the market up over 3% and closed at -2%. This is just such a fucked market.

Im 100% thats the case but i want to buy microsoft so baddly

Get out of my head

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