Holy fuck

The user schizoposting about COVID-19 suddenly disappearing April 1, followed by an Alien invasion, or introduction, wasn't lying. They're marking a landing zone.

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youtube.com/watch?v=AqpBcJ0eH9k
chinamobileltd.com/en/ir/operation_m.php?year=2020&scroll2title=1
liveleak.com/view?t=sOXvX_1582946198
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>The user disappearing April 1
>an Alien invasion
>They're marking a landing zone.
WHAT?!!

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I can't believe we let you people vote

It's not even April yet

>ayyylmaos finally introduce themselves to stop interplanetary spread of bataids
>April 1st, so everyone laughs at them

1 day

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They're going to implant is with devices that cure all known ailments. They will start with the most influential, the rich, the socialites. Everybody else will be forced to stay indoors the rest of their lives until they prove worthy of the operation through work (participating in experiments). It is all written.

g-guys what did trump mean by this? 24:30

youtu.be/p5A_URVApXE?t=1469

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We're under an emergency lockdown so lets unleash the scary Eye of Sauron lmao

>bataids
If you think corona is from a bat you are a normie low IQ fag, or a shill

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!

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>24:30

It is written.

>he doesn't know about project BlueBeam
ngmi
Take a look at Wernher von Braun's last words he told to his secretary. Take a look at Serge Monast infos just before he got killed.

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THAT IS CORONAVIRUS
RUN user

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JESUS MARY CHRIST A SIREN JUST FLEW ABOVE MY HOUSE
IS THE INVASION HAPPENNG?

Isn’t tHe internEt shutting down for 10 days around the gLobe, in 24 hours, or is it just an outage in Parts of the world? It’s doesnt really MattEr.

youtube.com/watch?v=UaJZLKT4qr0

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I'm unironically scared guys...

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It. Is. Written.

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Oh Christ...

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Well I know some Things Have gotten fucked, but What can Happen further thAt has noT already?

I've heard it's for 3 days and now everyone say the outage will last 10 days, what changed?
Also normally it's just for the US from what i understood.
But this is just larp/disinfo so don't get your hopes too high fren.

It's too late to be scared fren, the illuminakikes unironically alrdy won. They won, we lost. Now we just have to hope we'll be among the 500 millions who wont be culled during the great human genocide incoming.
Considering how much i sharted on the jews since a decade i don't really expect to make it through tho.

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That my friend, is a scout ship

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youtube.com/watch?v=HF_bKm8vXq8
it just keeps ggoing
hahahahah

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he's in contact with 2D anime girls
waifus for all of us soon

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how do I short 3D pussy

Long whatever company produces Xanax and the top antidepressants

FUCK OFF FAGGOTS.

The stock market at 23:56.
Eating my breakfast on the 1st table.
Look, four birds are perched on that branch.
Around you is a virus.
Video games cause skin to melt.
Imagine is the activation.
Video on TV is all fake.

>help me
GUYS IM SCARED. IM SCARED GUYS

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We'll get through this user. Don't give up please

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I'm sorry but what the fuck did you say

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What he said is real.

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>KEEK

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i call upon the leaders of light and love to relinquish all fears and the evil forces behind them

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Praise Kek, we welcome you back into our hearts and minds, even after your long slumber.

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That's one big red candle

it's happening

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Is this whole thread a fucking psyop?

The past 3 months have been a psyop friend. They've just been cleaning up Earth in time for our new frens' arrival. 5g is likely a requirement for their communication technology to function, which is why it's being built in everywhere during this worldwide economic shutdown

GOD PRAISE THEE ON THE HIGHEST AMEN

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I think this is fake as fuck. But if its real I hope to see y'all on the other side.

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Ingersoll Lockwood, The Last President, the ancient Holy Books forewarnings of the endtimes' bellwethers, disease, locusts, the last fourth turning.

Amen.

It is real. The Empire State Building is lit up like a lighthouse and its spooky.
youtube.com/watch?v=AqpBcJ0eH9k

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Make sense fren.
5G + HAARP + satellites holograms to simulate an alien invasion in technicolor + dolby surround 8.1.
Monast was unironically right all along.. This is it frens, the illuminakikes will kill us all.

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>hey everyone don't PANIC

wait a second wasn't this in Escape From New York?

>spooky
you want spooky? this shit is the spookiest. from 8:50

that is actual hell on earth. the sound of wuhan at night. couple this with the fact that chinese cellphone subscriptions are dropping at a rate of millions per month (unlike any other year as shown on link) and draw your own conclusions

chinamobileltd.com/en/ir/operation_m.php?year=2020&scroll2title=1

tomorrow the losses for march should be published. 800 thousand dropped in jan, 7 million in feb, wonder how many people mysteriously no longer needed cell phones this month.

Imagine your president being so retarded he passes off his conversation with an alien as a random anecdote

>from 8:50
now with link:
liveleak.com/view?t=sOXvX_1582946198

capitalism doesn't stand up to an eternity of scrutiny, so eventually will collapse in flames and yield hell

kek. isn't that kind of dramatic

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I don't want to go to work anymore...

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yes, disinfo or literal children

Link to the schizopost please?

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>Somebody said to me who wasn't from this particular world he didn't know we had that many counties.

WHAT THE FUCK

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God damn. What the fuck.

say fuck to work and collect your trumpbux while neeting at home fren. Being a wagie cagie ain't worth the risk anymore.
And soon the USD will be zimbabwe-tier value wise anyway, so why even bother?

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There's too many to link, have at it

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/April 1st/type/op/

>333

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no fucking way
this isnt happening