Anybody else accumulating physical oil? Got these beauties for $10 a barrel

You've got bodies in those don't you.

Based home oil Barron user.

Just bought a big rig gas truck. Going to sell gas from the driveway once it doubles in price.

Gasoline is where it's at. Sorry bro. Good luck selling oil one pint at a time.

funny how a barrel of oil is more cheaper than a barrel of high quality mineral water or juice.

OP's got all those commodity brokers over a barrel.

maybe you can refine it into gasoline.
It may not be as efficient as the industrial scale, but maybe if you do it one gallon at the time or something.
maybe.

you can't stay alive with oil.

>burn
gl with that
try setting crude oil on fire, you'll be there a while
you somehow manage to induce a big enough explosion to set that shit off tho, neighborhood gonna be the least of your worries

Gasoline expires. Good luck storing it.

Watch for fume build up wth user

Nice. Paper oil will never see the same gains.

doesn't this shit go off?

Imagine the smell

Based

Why are your lamps so low?

euros and chinks are jealous because it's illegal to store 13 barrels of crude oil in their homes

here in america we're free to store it and shoot at it as we please. It's called freedom.

Max kek. Unironically something they would do as well.

>more cheaper

WILDCARD, BITCHES!

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>here in america we're free to store it and shoot at it as we please. It's called freedom.

McBurgers at finest

how many anons have you called retarded on here? now imagine those retards owning guns.

imagine bein so pathetic at existing that when someone point out how ridiculous is to buy at least 130 dolars in oil and you asked them how is that gonna be profilable, they replied that euros and chinks are jealous about them
Go eat some creamed corn and watch Jerry Springer

youtube.com/watch?v=r_bGb3Gwsuo

That's not the crude burning, it's a refined product. In refinery accidents it's almost always a gaseous product that causes a fire.

its not kek
these barrels gonna be leaking and their fumes gonna coat that room in 2 years

i want to do this too but cant figure out how to do it

anyone else got a nice rig like this set up in their backyard? my wife thinks I'm crazy but once we break even in 2036, I'll never pay a dime for oil again

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OP this is absurd, plus doesn't oil go bad fairly quickly? I know that refined stuff like gasoline will go bad and be way less efficient even if it's just a few months old. Surely your oil will lose value

I dont know if thats a good deal

Paper oil has completely manipulated the market. Once people go to cash in their shares for real oil and realize that WE ARE OUT, physical oil will be in insane demand. There is much less oil on Earth than we're lead to believe. They say all the oil on Earth could fit in an Olympic sized swimming pool.

so mad, the whiteboi replied twice

anyone considering buying a fuel tanker and filling it up with $1 gasoline to resell in a year when gas goes back up to $3?

youtu.be/JF35nXHAxco

>Buy E85 gasoline that goes bad after six months even if stored perfectly.
>Sell it in a year.

> all the oil on Earth could fit in an Olympic sized swimming pool
who the fuck told you that, the village idiot?

>What is a freezer
Come on.

>not meal prepping your gas
ngmi

yes i replied twice. I just need to write a lil bit more about burgers been mentally ill

Based. You'll be getting blow jobs for sure once the energy crisis climaxes

HOW DO I GIVE ANONS GOLD. THIS THREAD IS INSANEEEEEEEE

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nice
I'm sitting on about 75 barrels of crude rn
feels fucking good to goop your hands in it

at the oil market you idiot, do you yuropoors not have those?

Toasting in the best bread of the apocalypse to date

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I was only kidding when I was being encouraging. You and OP are ridiculous for investing in this. Unless you own a farm and intend to do years and years of work with a multitude of machines there is no sense to this. I dont know the numbers but even then you'd probably only need like one barrel wtf are you going to do with all that goop?

Time for you to set up a home refinery.

neiss was thinkin of making a thread like this

Holy shit, people are unironically believing this? Oil is not shipped in any of these types of barrels, not to mention 0 word of where you sourced this supposed oil from.

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Youre full of shit. There isnt oil in those drums that is just a random picture.

1. A steel drum weigha roughly 17KGs. An open head style steel drum weighs about 23KGs. A fiber open head drum weighs about 9.5 KGs. You can probably get 193 - 200 KG netweight MAX in either of the 200 Litre drums. That would mean one drum would physically weigh approximately 225kgs which is over 480lbs.

2. How are YOU going to move a 480lbs drum from the station to where ever you are loading it and then wherever you take it down and place it? This requires specialty equipment and help.

Now if you told me you and multiple partners ordered a tanker of oil to a yard with a vessel to hold it all and split it evenly. That would be more believable.

But you retards thinking you can just get any old barrel and fill it up and move it around is a joke. Thats some Wlways Sunny in Philadelphia type of shit.

OP is full of shit and a newfag. Anybody thinking of doing this is dumb as fuck. End of story.

how can you not be doing this? oil is cheap right now, you are supposed to buy low
I bought a pallet of used gas jugs on craigslist and I've been driving around to all the gas stations near me and maxing out my credit card, once gas is $5.00 again I'm going to just say I told you so.

I can tell you don't have any friends.

I know a day trader that didn't short on cattle and ended receiving like 8 live cows delivered to his house.

Oh sorry, I didnt mean to put a negative damper on your little oil scheme. Go ahead, go get a few barrels of oil and shove em' in your shed. Im sure its worth the effort.

Why the fuck would I put money into black jello that tastes like ass?
I've been putting all of my disposable income and IRA money into beanie babies

Stupid faggot, in ten years who's gonna be living in a mansion? You, with your gay goo, or me with my cute beanie babies?

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