/smg/ - Stock Market General

>DOTA 2 secret shop edition

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/drugs/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
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screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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>hahaha hand of midas to brriiiiing

just buy SPY every month lol

or SSO if your a beast

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Who here is full Ackman, zero cash, zero hedges?

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Based and greevils greed pilled

QQQ is better

Bout time.

Alchemist was modelled after JPow.
Change my mind.

Should I all in on TQQQ to make up for my SQQQ losses?

I saw someone on Twitter claim that we could reach 50-70 million unemployed in the US by May. I’m fucking nervous.

Come on buddy. Stay with me
>cpr
>unzips pants puts flacid cawk in my mouth
> cup the balls
* heart beat

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i used to play that one hero with the traps. pa, and wait for my enemies to go for secret shot items.... i killed a few couriers and made some bullshit games all of a sudden steam roles play ta or pa what ever her name was... timing enemies timings for hitting that shop... just ambush and carry from there.

>someone on twitter
no sorry, that was Jerome releasing more bull food

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Bought back in boys. Bull time.

I saw the president say we could go back to normal by Easter, whats your point?

Bogus numbers. The St. Louis Fed's estimating only a mere 47 million unemployed.

Is there any explanation why the markets are bullish in these circumstances and outlook?
For example is it about funds having to re-stock on any kinds of equities or are banks buying stocks for their risk-management or what is happening? who is buying all these stocks and products now?
it cant be THAT hard to find the/an explanation for whats happening, can it?

invested all of my money in dragonclaw hooks and arcanas, am i gonna make it bros?

Stealing this from a different thread. How should a long term buy and hold investor profit from the eventual rebound of oil prices?

>I don't wanna risk individual stocks. Any good ETFs or even ETNs? I'd hold something like UTW if it wasn't being delisted and triple leveraged.

The fucking Fed itself estimates 42 million so that’s not really a hot take

investopedia.com/terms/d/deadcatbounce.asp

Its simply the result of an over reaction on the first leg down. This is not a recovery because there is nothing to recover. In fact, it was too high even before this.

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47*

Dollar cost average into XOM, CVX, and RDS.B

Good luck! Too sketchy for me still.

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what leaps should I buy?

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Correct

USO and one or two of the big boys the other user suggested.

Grow grow grow grow grow

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lol this guy is fucking clueless... buy and hold triple leverage? and it's a commodity that no one is using... I talk to a ton of gasoline haulers. Guys that make sure your gas stations are full... I know about their trailers, the compartments and baffles, IE the parts of the trailer that stops the liquids from sloshing as much while it's on the road. long story short... no body is traveling and filling up their cars too go across the country. oil demand is so fucking low that while yes there is money to be made... but to make it this simple as a buy and hold... nobody ever made it buying and holding unless they talked to owners and let great people do great things. to buy an hold a commodity you're leaving too much on the table, and that's why you have to trade them as such.

Based Sonia, Marnie is still best girl though.

Some redpills from last Thread

>I want to make theoritical pennies for years that I never withdraw and then lose half of my intitial investment because of an economic crisis
Stocks/Unleveraged ETF. Lose only portion what you paid. Never win.

>I want to do day trading buying low selling high
You don't have insider information. You will buy high and sell low.

>I want to long X by paying a premium but with no risk of losing all my money
Buy a Call. Lose what you paid more than half the time. Make money based on actual price difference (e.g : +50USD for a stock), not on it making +1% (Much better than stocks at capturing growth).

>I want to short X by paying a premium but with no risk of losing all my money
Buy a Put. Lose what you paid 90% of the time. Become rich during a black day.

>I want to lose all the invested money 99% of the time but make crazy returns the 1% of the time i'm right
Buy A LOT of Call/Put. Above was playing the roulette with red/black. Now you are putting everything on the same number.

>I want to make a lot of pennies 99% of the time but be bankrupt the 1% of the time i'm wrong
Write Put/Calls. Win a dollar. Lose your house.

>I want to leverage the fuck out of my money and lose it all because I don't understand the financial products i'm using
Anything else.

>What are Futures ?
The buyer of the future MUST buy the underlying asset from the seller at the agreed date for the agreed price.

>What are CFD
Contracts for Difference. It's like a future, but you don't even have to buy/sell the underlying asset, making it uncorelated to the liquidity of the market. You simply bet on price X and pocket/pay the difference from the spot price when maturity is reached. In case of serious turmoil and no hege, can make you bankrupt.

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It's about the FED, they will buy everything and sell i back to you at the top. They use their imaginary money to buy up everything and it doesn't matter if they need to print 10T it's not real money when you buy it off of them they will use your money to negate the printed ones and at that point the thing you bought will get value. They run the biggest break even shop in the world and the goal is just to clear shop.

that must feel pretty good

30K next month is what you're saying?

mobile.twitter.com/thewarzonewire/status/1244804168469999617
>now the Boeing tankers with wrenches in the tanks and broken camera booms leak fuel, too

Don't make my mistake user, don't get greedy.

I read this as he wants to avoid 3x leverage.

>What is hedging.
If you sell a Future for price X and buy a Call for price X (with matching underlying asset and expiration), you can only make money : If the asset price is Lower than X, you buy it from the market and pocket the difference,if it's higher than price X, you execise your Call and don't lose any money. Work in reverse with buying a Future+Put. This is hedging 101 : Pay a small fee to eliminate the posibility of losing more than what you paid while still allowing explosive returns.
Of course, buying the contracts (call/put) themselves cost money because it expose the seller of those contracts to a lot of risks. It's basically an insurance premium. By selling those contracts, financial institutions are making a lot of money.
In theory this is a zero sum game because they are taking risks, but they are too big to fail so the govt is bailing them out. Imagine an Insurance company where the people in suits pocket all the contributions but the government pay if you have an accident.
The game is rigged, the house always win. If you want to be able to retire hapilly thanks to long term investments made trough your life, marry a traditional girl and have kids that loves you back, with enough of a cash cushion for rainy days. Only invest in tax-break opportunities that are unavailable or invisible to financial institutions.
Everything else is gambling and should be treated as such (consider every penny put in it lost, be happy when you win).

>What about
Created for options brokers to take more cut. Play the casino for less time than going full bear/bull but for the same potential gains. Unless you are too big to fail/investment grade and have hence access to the cheat codes, the only way you can really get rich is by capturing a black swan. Just go for the lowest continuous fee that still capture the dollar difference of the underlying crap.

If you don't want to gamble, just don't get into the market.

Is this going go be another Great Depression?

dibs on the russian gal

This is the perfect time for Biden to come front & center and point out everything Trump has done wrong and state what he would have different, yet where is he? Fucking hiding out in his basement. How could anyone vote for this spineless pussy?

no it's more like he wants to own the bottom of oil, but he's unable to actively trade the shit and wants to get rich quick with out having any experience in a. trading, or b. oil industry.

why does it keep... going up..... another 4k lost tomorrow....... g

No, because unlike back then, we now have Zoloft.

Halp.
I'm afraid I missed out on some nice discount prices for the next decade. Uhh, is questtrade any good?

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I get the vibe once enough bobros give up that stocks will hard crash again.

Shouldve held onto my RCL put. I'd have likely sold it at a profit. Instead i sold it for a small loss some time after it got the ridiculous pump. Still have some puts but the loss is great enough that I'll probably just hold.

>is questtrade any good?
yes

>Is this going go be another Great Depression?

If you're lucky, that's as bad as it'll get.

>What is a Margin Call
When you bet with borrowed money and your bets start going off, the people lending you the money is nervous and want your fingers. You can keep them by reducing the size of your bet (but still owing all the money) or by paying more money (but still owing all the other money).

bro why did you post a link to a tweet that is a link to an article, instead of just posting a link to the article

Bros, my sqqq and spxs are so heavy.... my puts are weighing me down.... I think this is it for me.... goodbye....

How long does it take for them to process your application?

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>dead cat bounce
the explanation from the article would be:
>This can be a result of traders or investors closing out short positions or buying on the assumption that the security has reached a bottom.
thats possible. are there any other indicators that its mostly because of the execution of shorts?

>Its simply the result of an over reaction on the first leg down. This is not a recovery because there is nothing to recover. In fact, it was too high even before this.
i think i do not really get what you say. overreaction on the first leg would imply there is something to correct, wouldnt it? obviously it seems logical that the prices in general were too high and what we saw was simply a needle that made the bubble pop. but that would imply the whole situation now with lockdowns, interrupted supply chains, huge layoffs etc would not have a long lasting effect on the markets?

if dubs all in on MFA

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I don't remember. Few days.

Should've bought Airbus

>Buy A LOT of Call/Put
Lol its about the only invesment strategy that's worked for me as I generally make the wrong call...even after I reverse my decision.

there's a post up on plebbit by a guy that bought a $50k 0DE option and then questtrade went down and wouldn't even refund him their $200 commission and are now sending him C&Ds for his reddit posts kek

What I mean is that we went down to fast, so this pump is like whiplash. The "bubble" we had was more than 30% and the trouble we are in is more than 30%. It will go down a lot more, the question is how fast?

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And thus we reach the end of the dead bat bounce.

Well SPY in the past month matches both Investopedia's example chart and the behavior of other crashes like 1929. Humans haven't evolved new psychology over the past 100 years, only increased the pace of information flow, which means the same patterns are probably going to play out but faster.

As for indications, retail is usually the last to catch on to things (last marginal buyer/seller). So when /smg/ or /r/wsb capitulate and flip from short to long, that's when this bounce is over.