What does my net worth need to reach to get a tomboy gf?

What does my net worth need to reach to get a tomboy gf?

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>Give me
Also to answer your question, it's the same as a regular gf, minus 10%. So take 10% from infinity and you get infinity-10%.

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Now you might be wondering
>how does one obtain such a large amount of money
Well I have the answer for you. Invest every single penny you can spare, maybe do puts or calls if you're feeling lucky, and then see pic related
>seriously though invest every penny you can spare and then just pray

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>I hope our kids look like you
I wish more women were this selfless

You don't actually need any money. Just LARP about being rich and succesful

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this

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This, it helps if you've lost a shitload on money like a retard. You know exactly what to lie about

Tomboys are impossible to get now, modern society has brainwashed them into dykes or trannys.

Maybe if you stop looking at figment of imagination in cartoon form you'll realise you've nurtured your desires through this echo chamber to want women that literally by and large do not exist, and that you hate women that also by and large do not exist
This site rots your brain, man

then where can i get a republican tomboy gf

based as fuck

A gf without a penis is a whore and around 10$ is enugh

I've dated a few different girls in my time. Many of them quite lovely and sweet, but all them (or at least the ones where children became a conversation topic) would say "I really hope my babies look like me".
This is always the case with Asian girls in particular because even though they might find a white man attractive and masculine, they still want their babies to be "cute and Asian looking" in the hopes that their son's will some how get whiter with age.

got a tomboy gf while being broke and hodling LINK

holy shit. that is based as fuck, user.
congrats on this, seriously.

what part of "impossible" do you not understand?

then i dont want any woman at all. fuck this shit

DELETE THIS

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>want women that literally by and large do not exist
Correct.
>hate women that also by and large do not exist
Wrong. I hate all real women.

>Tfw no short haired qt3.14
Do they still exist once you hit your late 20's or are they all gone by then?

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More are being created every day. But by 30, you're too old for them.

WHERE. spill the beans now

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Almost 28, user. My time is running short then

Did you guys know that sex creates antibodies, improves general health and makes you more resistent to infections?

Had this one when I was in Philippines. Fits OPs description. The most memorable of all the women. Could out drink any girl.

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based GEBposter

That's a man.

No women are cancer to Man. But are needed to create Man.

we tried to sex her but she's extremely neurotic and only plays WoW all day

>tomboy gf
they don't exist. they only exist in your pathetic little mind as a tulpa and or fetish

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They no longer exist because liberal media and education will just convince them that they are not tomboys, but instead are ftm trannies.

Not even a cute one, either

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Stop watching anime

>philipoono
Disgusting jungle insects. That was just a boy, not a tomboy. You actually obscured its eyes, as if they actually look so different to each other, you fucking retard.

This shit always cracks me up. But yeah it would be nice to have a tomboy gf

NEED TOMBOY

Shakespeare's best works posit that the ideal woman is one who was raised with male sensibilities, typically by a single father. The tomboy is a timeless treasure.

this image always gets me
I love it

where to find a fit virgin bf irl as a tomboy? don't care about money just want to live innawoods and raise animals with you

Be careful about girlfriends OP. I cant coom for a month since my current girlfriend is so bad at handjobs she gave me a urinary tract infection.

Seriously?

did she rub dirt in your peehole or something wtf

post abs or pits

Yep. And thats after she gave me a sinus infection in December, Influenza A in Feb, another sinus infection in March and this. Plus can't drive because of anxiety and completly fell apart and couldn't even discuss abortion during a pregnancy scare. Thank fuck that turned out to be nothing. Never date a preschool teacher Yas Forums.

no funds required, you just need a big dick

>abs
don't have em :^(
>pits
blegh
>stats?
>5'2"
>long brown hair/brown eyes
>115 lbs BUT skinny fat
>virgin
>loyal/honest/good morals & values
the pits things is prolly a dealbreaker tho

how did your gf give you a sinus infection??

if you don't have abs or armpits then you probably aren't a tomboy
you need to lose about 10 lbs

Hahahahahahahahaha
Johnny Depp is that you?

>his gf must have abs or it not to his incel fantasies
yea, you might as well go after men, girls are supposed to be soft and fatty

What the hell are you goys going on about everyone has armpits.

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Lawl, surprise headlock