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I thought we hit the bottom Yas Forums why are all my stocks red

took u long enough

you bought the wrong stocks

is this market even crashable anymore?
everyone expected crimson monday and now its a fucking rising star?

What the fuck, I'm losing so much money on DFEN right now.

Post your cheapies and recommendations!

TECL
SOXL
BAC
USLV
UCO - when it hits $1

The time of big dips or bounces is over. Now is the long bear slide

>being red in a bull market
Just buy ETFs at this point.

jerome.
politics.
reelection.
the balls on these people who want to see the dollar be used as toilet paper.

>it's another they thought the market would just crash forever episode

Get in bears

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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fucking TOS running so slow with bannerlord DLing in the background lol

rip my shitty internet

this is the last bounce and shaking out of weak hands. crab this week and it goes to 15k next (red) monday. screencap

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There will be no more big red mondays now. A slow climb back to SPY 300 where sidelines money will pour in and rocket us back to aths. The fed literally said they wont allow it to drop anymore.

Also LULU

Be greedy when others are fearful. You'll know it's going red when Yas Forums starts mass bull posting.

Somebody please explain one part of any of this that makes any sense, please.

Let's go basejumping Yas Forums...

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Reminder that AAL should go to 1$

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

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i'm gunna cry if you're wrong.
HOW TF DOES THIS MAKE SENSE!?!!?!!?
SHIT SHOULD BE BLOODY AS A PERIOD

Ah just forget it, I was considering shorting Netflix but it’s going straight up to 420 let’s face it. Maybe in a week though.

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Buy straddles or puts on NAT, NNA and DHT. Screencap this.

>he fell for the early access meme

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question, when all these companies, like banks this week, start reporting earnings have cratered is that bullish?

Where should I put these 5 dollars. Name a decent penny stock plox

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I only have a few, but air industries are down everywhere. Either hodl or cut your loss.

dont have time to explain, making too much money, try reading a book, i suggest babby's first market

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No base jumping in groups larger than 2. We have to keep the President's guidelines to slow the spread until the end of April.

No it's not. The market has shaken off the worst news possible this week and the last. What's the catalyst, we need a meteor to hit yellowstone.

I'll bring some weights.

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At this point I think any news about Corona deaths and infections are just bullish, and anything about improving the situation is just bearish.

Shit is so overbought.
Imagine buying in the middle of a great depression.
Imagine thinking the fed can fix this.

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it was out of my hands

Looks like my pet stock finally has begun finding support at 1.69. Curious to see if it continues a slow day recovery or if it languishes there all day.

LBDC bros get iN THIS

>you can get a refund

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-30/orban-takes-sole-command-of-hungary-with-pandemic-emergency-law

>Hungary’s parliament handed Prime Minister Viktor Orban the right to rule by decree indefinitely, effectively putting the European Union democracy under his sole command for as long as he sees fit.

>countries tossing their democracies

is this priced in?

AAPL

Don't worry, its getting there. Low volume green means that only a few investors are buying, and they're not pushing the prices that much. Everyone else is waiting at the side to see what happens. When we start going red, volume will jump and we'll see another massive selloff.

>At this point I think any news about Corona deaths and infections are just bullish
it was...priced in. the market is faster and smarter than you - also it can view websites that host the same models that you've been looking at, RETARD

Hello newfag. Earnings. And the big money that has been playing this bounce will flee before the news, so plan accordingly.

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priced in, Bobo. Keep holding those puts for maximum loss.

No, but it's bullish.

what if the markets are really red, probably by at least 10%, but the fed is pushing all of the buy side momentum

>start reporting earnings have cratered is that bullish?
Priced in. A pandemic killing the entire work force has been priced in now.

Imagine thinking the flu would cause a depression

Buy oil while cheap?

what the FUCK, I literally just bought after seeing it was green

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Dip your toes if you must but it'll likely get cheaper

Why is boeing down

Fucking fujo hands

They are selling their bags to retail and getting out.
There are going to be a lot of bagholders here.
It's actually quite sad.

you broke it

260 rejected AGAIN

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Happens everytime. Literally. I think the algos are just out there to suck up money from people who don't do hft.

EU gonna slap this bitch hard.

i have done this 7 times today already each time perfectly timed a peak
how is this even possible for multiple people to get bogged like this

are you the same guy that buys macy's on the day of the parade?

why the fuck would you buy that

Because it went up 80% in a week?

people are remembering that boeing can't build planes that fly

Is this the best drop you can bring bears? We'll bounce over 22k with this fake dive.

THIS SHIT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
FEWER PEOPLE CAN DO ANYTHING AND MARKETS ARE UP

because its a potential 9x bagger?

I bought it before it reached the peak and had a chance to exit with profits

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Just lost 30%
What to buy to recover my lost

kek

>It's actually quite sad.
no it's funny, retail is in buy the dip mode. passive investors who thought they would just put their money in an index will get rekt. as always we need to transfer the wealth of dumb money into smart wallets.

fuck this literal clown market

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put it into printing nice business cards so you can find a better job.

There's a joke going around that when your trades go so painfully and disastrously wrong that it's the work of an omniscient malicious entity.

We don't speak their name here. But we say one has been...
B O G G E D

that was known weeks ago though, which is why the market dropped 30%. what dimension are you living in?

businesstoday.in/current/world/coronavirus-chinas-factories-reopen-only-to-fire-employees/story/399315.html

>Coronavirus: China's factories reopen, only to fire employees

tfw you are mandated to go to work to be fired

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I'm gong to wait until later this week.

Do bears have infinite money? No? Jerome does

Nothing matters, what's the worst that can happen for stock holders? we fall back to the previous low and the FED starts buying stocks? The FED has shown the willingness inflate the dollar than let the market fall to Obama numbers.

260 has been rejected 40 times in 3 days

Welcome to VIX at 60.
Literally anything can happen.
But the overall trend will be down down down.
Hedgies and big money are dumping their bags on retail right now.
They are selling the story of "buying opportunity of a lifetime goy!!!"

>imagine shorting the market for more than 1 week under president Trump
>imagine thinking this was what the great depression was like
>imagine thinking this is a depression at all
>imagine imagining in 2020

It's not priced in but guess what: companies don't have to report earnings now. The SEC extended the deadline for 45 days. Everything that is happening right now is designed to create green markets in defiance of the underlying market conditions, which are worse than anyone can remember them being and still getting worse.

wow such bullish news, time to throw all of my cash at the market

C-CHINA RECOVERING
NUMBA WAN

bears fight so gay
youtube.com/watch?v=qmMBN8bpyzE

It absolutely plummeted into the earth this morning at 10, which is when I bought. Have more confidence user.

unlike now, where we know people are going to be doing nothing for an additional three weeks and the fed is still desperately pumping the market with money it doesn't have (while promising more)

BULLISH

>banned for rolling digits
Dubs and janny catches chinese aids

Picking up some more Boeing...

what even are these chart lines

half expecting USO to do a loop

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>Market still pumping

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>hospitality going green during a pandemic
Literally everyone knew that spike was bullshit, why did you buy it?

so what all isn't known at this point
I want to know at what point things are not planned for, if everything for the last couple weeks has been expected

bobos sell now or forever hold your peace
this is the last dip before the moon mission

You only need singles for that to happen user

The Market Can Stay Irrational Longer Than You Can Stay Solvent

I don't understand why fight the market and try to force shorts when you can ride it and earn safely and consistently?

I got 10k to throw around someone give me a day trade to do

February 29th was the official day Obama's economy became Trump's economy.

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bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-30/trump-to-speak-with-putin-today-to-talk-oil-price-war

How will it goes?
Oil up or down?

YAAAAAWWWWWNNNNNNN
What a boring start to the day

Boeing might be a good pick at $95 but if you're buying higher than that idk what to say

clown were supposed to be fun. im down 8% and it hurts.
youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0

Bless you my friend

ah yes, the stock market is about to test ATH at the start of a prolonged period of the least consumption per capita in at least a century

>literally get tuckered out after like 40 seconds
no wonder its a bull market now

what will the normalshits here in the u.s do once they realize their summer will be taken away? theyre already going stir crazy and its barely april

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Speaking of that beaten, decaying corpse, I wonder if I’ll ever see a positive return on USO

It was broken for a moment on Friday before the panic sell started. Plenty of time left.

>he doesn't make trading decisions based entirely on moving averages' slope and alignment with a risk and scale out target based on the ATR

explain.

>DUDE I'M A FAST PACED WSB OPTIONS TRADER.... OOOOOOHHHH NO JUST LOST 56k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>entry of the gladiators
dude must have thought it was such a powerful and manly song

Wait, you looked at the graph and saw an artificial spike in the past, then saw ANOTHER similar trend during the start of a recession and you BOUGHT THE PUMP?

How are you not already broke?

Any index cucks here? How can you justify your investment in these trying times when companies like Microsoft, Coca-Cola or Visa exist?

>Hedgies and big money are dumping their bags on retail right now.
Hedgies and big money are dumping their bags on the government. They will find a way to avoid inflation but for everyone else who is in it they can only ride it alongside Trump.

sir, this is a stock market general

>Stocks down 50-60% in a month are overbought

I honestly suggest you just buy and hold index funds buddy

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boring ass nigger market

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>'Lows are in' for most stocks, as current levels provide 'buying points' on 6-12 mo. horizon--Morgan Stanley

>'Worst is behind' for U.S. stock market--Morgan Stanley

>so what all isn't known at this point
i can name a few, but as soon as they become known the market usually sniffs it out before you can and moves in advance. that's why all of this seems so crazy to a casual observer. anyways, here's a few
1) 2nd wave of mass infection, not priced in
2) unsuccessful treatments, not priced in
3) attack from a foreign enemy, not priced in
4) OPEC getting their shit togethger, not priced in

otherwise it's nothing but sunshine and rainbows from here on out, which is why i've been buying

You can only pork barrel a corporation that doesn't actually build things that work for so long. At least if it make mediocre planes, it would be okay. It makes planes that nobody wants to fly in, and it can't finish a rocket. The government can justify pork barrel if it EVENTUALLY produces a product, even if it is subpar. It can't justify it if the product is deadly to its users.

tqqq is beating all those right now

Did I fuck up.

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Really? 20 dollar oil going to 0, global economic halt, crushed demand, trickling supply, president estimates excess deaths in the 100k range in the US alone, SMEs being slaughtered, infinite debt, millions of layoffs and healthcare failing in major cities. And the market is just down 30% from this' fake as fuck buy-back fueled sugar high.

>Read article after article declaring the coming demise of oil
>Decide to buy close to the money puts on USO
>Immediatly bogged
excellent, love it

kek
only BVLLS have the stamina

Imagine thinking a 50-60% downturn only lasts 1 month.

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Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

>fake dive
...you are joking right user?

So what do you consider this "pump"?

Already priced in

Exactly this. Hedgies can only sell in frictions and obviously it wont be a straight line down.

how much is jerome pumping to prevent a red day

COME ON MSFT HIT 160 YOU WHORE

No. Hold and profit.

Feel like BAC is better than all of those

>tuckered out

grandpa?

>market is fast and smart, that's why we were hitting ATHs while China was shutdown

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Becoming poor.

bullish?

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It's a real creepy theme for people killing other people. Imagine getting stabbed to that song

Calm down user, it was an honest question. Call me retarded but please explain.

>Imagine think a 50-60% downturn caused by panic selling isn't going to bounce back in the short term for quick and easy 20-30% gains

I can do this all day

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WARNING WARNING CHEAPIES ALERT

MRNA IS DIVING AGAIN

BUY AT 24

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im 21 you fucking mongoloid. not everybody has 6 words in their vocabulary

>buying the news

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I got in at $5 under the assumption America would rather go to war than let oil fall below $20/bbl. I'm giving it time, the military is a bit busy with a pandemic.