/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

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Should I go all in on Intelsat SA?

rip kojima

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yotsubride

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we're all going to make it bros

whats the difference between writing a put and placing a cuck limit order?

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This market literally makes no sense

my PLAY and CONN stocks are killing me right now, i'd need to look at 2 year timeframe I guess FUCK

Fuck outta here with that, nino is only good one

S-Sure

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I WANT RED GIVE RED FOR FUCKS SAKE

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if youre working on a shorter timeline than that maybe the stock market isnt for you

CUM GUZZLING MARKET

This piece of shit has had outages everyday at open for the last month. I heard Robinhood has that problem but what about the real brokers?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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QUIT CRABBING FFS JUST CRASH ALREADY

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I have absolutely nothing invested, I just want to see big line go down. Why won't it budge?

>new yorkers are such a drain on society that their deaths are healthy for the market

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BA shill show yourself

>Trying to make sense out of the madness
This man is obviously insane. Take him away.

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Literally why is the movement completely dead on this? This thing has had a chart on it for a few years up until today, etfs just don't disappear without warning.

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why

changes who's in control of doing the trade, for starters

Sold my spy calls at open, you can officially dump now. Never touching options again unless I somehow get insider knowledge

Use TD Ameritrade.

>posting the downscaled version

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>sell SQQQ at bottom
>buy mooning hedge biostock at the top
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I cant hold these SQQQ bags any longer time for sudoku bros goodbye

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Post crabs.

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>laffs in snibbenese

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What the FUCK is happening to GME I thought there'd be a short squeeze

Snib snab to kill both calls and puts. Figures. No one on this site is allowed to make it.

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i'm just used to a shorter timeframe, used to trade crypto for 3 years lol so that's that. i just need to adapt myself and make good picks for the long run

no way thats real

>over half a mil in RH
You deserve it.

frens, best product for betting on largely increasing oil price? there are some but offered by banks that are close to bankruptcy

Kek

I'm hemorrhaging money on DFEN and JNUG.

dumbfuck nigger

If you write a contract you get the premium but are obligated to give 100 stocks of whatever should the contract be exercised.

WHY IS DYING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

Wow what a crazy day

Love the ID, bro

YES

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Thanks

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fund closed today. check the website.

Is in essence free oil going to make the Middle East blow up and cause a new war?

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PLAY and CONN are great to be sitting on for the next 365 days. Until then enjoy the ride they arent done plummeting but they will go back to their heights someday

remind me about SQQQ again..if I bought at $20 am I gonna see any profit?

>he's buying?

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yeah but what if I was going to buy 100 of those stock anyway , i get free premiums too

Been like that the whole month
Nice numbers btw.

Are ya winin’ bears?

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dow getting raped but im still up 2% because 66% of my portfolio is MSFT and KO

this except the opposite. you're thinking of writing calls.

>No one on this site is allowed to make it.
some people are investors not degenerate gamblers

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Another day another 25%+ loss
Fuck niggers

>beartards actually thought this would be a red week.
Think again bobos, we're riding this to the top - I hope you sell your shorts.

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She a cute

I kinda regret not buying AC at $8 desu, I thought it was going to at least $5 but it's happily sitting at $15

When is Deutsche Bank going to zero?

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according to their website it's been liquidated and you'll get your money on april 3

dude how much are you worth, give it to me straight. i can't believe the risk you've been taking.

NEVER EVER

>When is Deutsche Bank going to zero?
never. but it will be in the pennies soon. then it will get nationalized for some years

>trusting RH with that much money.

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FUCKING CRABS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>this volume
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
>bailout has made Boeing's stock price a random number set by the Fed
Zzzzzzzzzzz............

>You will never have a view like this

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>GME
Lots of bad PR over the weekend.

We told you all this was priced in. We can only go up.

I bought a boeing put...but I don’t own any boeing stocks... will I have to buy them and then sell them when it hits below my put price?

a million less than he was before lmao

Could be. When I was in Kurdistan every second person was unemployed and the only industry was oil.
And then the barrel was at 65$ or so
It can not. The Eurozone depends on it. It simply can not fail.
They will give them free money and shoot children before that happens.

if you think the market will crash this week
i held my bag for 6 days and cut it, didnt get a wink of sleep last week

>some people are investors
In two weeks the markets lost like 30% of value which took 2-4 years to gain. No investor here is gonna make it either.

Investor here. A frustration for me is watching the day to day on my stocks and them going in the complete opposite direction of announcements and earnings reports suggest. Intelsat for example secured a number of contracts for launches and bandwidth yet it's still declining. Further, a major competitor declared bankruptcy so it should be rallying but it isn't.

if your net worth is less than 100M youre actually retarded

Because it's going to magically disappear from his account right? Stupid mong.

USO, but oil is tricky. gotta deal with contango and shit. timing is more important than price, and timing oil is hard because its not controlled by market forces.

CPHI

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>Kurdistan
Kek. You just made this country up,

He was at like 4 mil at one point iirc.
Starting to think he's just a rich guy fucking with us.

That's fucked today was the day i was about to finally be in the green with oil dropping again. Do i end up in the red since that was what i was at on friday? Or do you make money based off what it closed at prior to market opening (120) instead of it being at 45

Jesus Christ.

no, if you sell the contract(s) before the expiry you get the difference in the premiums. This is how most people play options. If youre up a bunch now, sell it!

volume is way down and the only people buying the market now are degenerate gamblers and jerome powell

Breaking: Meteor heading towards earth

What's the point of Intelsat when Starlink is a thing? Is that like buying SPCE because you want to buy SpaceX but can't?

snss user has rebranded himself

Surprised it's doing so well. I would have thought the extended lockdown would have put the market deeply in the red.
Have I missed something? Were the stimulus packages that good?

The big boys, Chevron, Exxon, BP, etc.
Everyone else is dead and you are hoping for 500000:1 odds they can make money before debt consumes them in a month

>bullish

Bankruptcy is bullish. Doing well during while the market is bad is bearish.

>We told you all this was priced in. We can only go up.
this is a fucking clown market. its worse than 2008 and 2001 combined but the price level is still the same as of 2017.

there is not a single slightest connection between the markets and the real world anymore.

free minerals once the smoke clears, buying JNUG

>look at AMD chart
>look at /ES chart
>they are the same

wtf?

GO DOWN MOTHERFUCKER

I'm sorry, bobos... I sold.

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Blood red at close.
Cap this.

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well maybe not this week per se but things are only going to get worse and unemployment goes off and the virus takes more lives & infects more people.

funny news bit:
Steven Madden Ltd. said it has suspended its stock repurchases and quarterly cash dividend, as well as furloughing a significant number of employees, effective April 1 .

I honestly thought he went to Jail along with the dude from wolf of wall street.

priced in

At this time I'm not feeling anything somehow

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The extinction of the human race is priced in

The market would still be green.

I don't even know what snss is, lad

>calling people degenerate
>anime

Intelsat has a bunch of military contracts and is poised in such a way that if it runs into problems it will simply be absorbed into a major defense contractor who then maintains ownership of the assets and the stocks get merged into said company. So you can actually stand to make damn good money over time even if the company isn't doing well.

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shieeeeet

If you make enough money you might.

FED WILL PUMP AT CLOSE YOU RETARD
IF WE GET RED AFTER LUNCH YOU BEST SELL

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We can't even bounce back halfway from Friday's close dump.

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The crash of 2008 involved $19 trillion dollars in vanishing money. In the absolute worse case today (assuming there is a corporate debt bubble and it is popping) we would have an event the size of (AT MOST) $6 trillion dollars. And it likely wouldn't be that big because most of the debt isn't even due this year.
>its the end of the world
you know what bobo, nobody ever thinks it will come back up. In 2008 after such a long recession, nobody thought it would start rising again. Just sell your shorts man.

I don't know, I'm thinking it closes at -1% or maybe a bit more.

t. SQQQ hodler

They essentially exist because they pay the Iraqis oil and its not worth it for Iraq to change the situation. Iraq leaves them alone and they can have their own state, borders, passports, army, etc.

Also it makes Turks mad when you speak about Kurdistan, otherwise I couldnt care less.

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What the fuck happened to XOP?

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Should I go all in on GE or Intelsat?

i hope you've all learned a lesson here
dont fight the fed

Greener than a granny smith apple at close today bobo. Sorry to break your heart
>checkem

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who /comfycramer/ here?

I’m going long fuck it, I hate this

best stock for calls right now?

Oh no SQQQ brothers we got to cocky I can't hold this bags any longer

Thanks user! I thought i would lose out on potential gains by not being able to exercise it.

I'm going short fuck it, i hate this

Reminder all the volume will be in the first 10 minutes and the last 30 minutes.
Everything else is noise.

reverse split

>When I was in Kurdistan
so we're just talking about made up places now

When you see this line you know its a reverse split

it's a nickname for wisconsin

Okay guys I'm gonna take one for the team and BUY some stock so the market crashes

been holding spxu since 35, iron hands which will not sell. This fake and gay market will soon collapse I wont sell till 100

it's a region although it's not a country, you dumbass