$1K EOY isn't a meme is it?

> literally who
Girls Do Porn E349

$1K BTC, no, it's not a meme. Enjoy! Buy some CKB as a hedge or BTFO

"Celsius offers above market interest rate returns for cryptocurrencies such as BTC and ETH, and has some $600 million in assets under management. Under the new arrangement, Chainlink will also place a portion of its bitcoin (BTC) and ethereum (ETH) crypto holdings under Celsius' treasury management service."
Wtf did sergay buy a shit ton of btc and eth with ico money and dump money and then safe guard it so it can exit scam at any moment?. holy shit niggers

If it makes it to 100 dollars I am selling instantly and will also

here you can see litecoin did the same shit "make our wallet the default wallet and we'll give you a big share of our treasury", that's so desperate
coindesk.com/litecoin-foundation-to-hold-undisclosed-treasury-sum-with-crypto-lender

Hidden risks

Critics say this loan system obfuscates risks because borrowers don’t know which companies are involved in rehypothecation, or the practice of financial institutions redistributing clients’ collateral for money-making purposes.

“I don’t want anything to do with Bitfinex because I think they are too risky to do business with,” one anonymous Celsius user told CoinDesk. “Here I am thinking Celsius is a safer solution. As a user, I’d like to see more transparency from them about the risks.”

Lawson Baker, general counsel at security token platform TokenSoft, told CoinDesk he sees this lack of transparency as a red flag.

“With normal banks, you have public audits and know exactly what the funds are invested in,” Baker said. “Your risk is not just counterparty risk, it’s also the other counterparty, whatever the loan arrangement is there.”

However, Mashinsky cited security and business risks as the reason Celsius can’t publish full details about loans to external parties. Regardless of where the money goes after it is deposited with Celsius, he says the average Celsius user deposit is worth more than $33,048, with 30 percent of customers choosing to receive interest in CEL tokens.

“Our mission is to take as much of the profits as we can and give it back to our users,” Mashinsky said, adding:

“If you read our white paper, you’ll see we’re doing exactly what we promised two years ago. We didn’t pivot.”

forgot pic

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UPDATE (Oct. 24, 20:00 UTC): While Celsius CEO Alex Mashinsky initially said his firm was working with Polychain and Binance, both companies denied this after publication, and passages mentioning them have been removed.

coindesk.com/how-celsius-turned-its-crypto-ico-into-a-billion-dollar-lending-business

whole thing is shady as shit, massive red flag

>sex id
>69
exit scam eoy

lmao holy shit

Yes, 1K EOY but cant even recover back to where it was when BTC was at 6200.

Pathetic

>massive red flag
welcome to chainlink

hqporner.com/hdporn/83198-interview_and_fuck_with_20_years_old_Jessica.html

I can't believe this isn't a joke hahahah

linkedin.com/in/jessicakhater

Holy fucking shit hahahaha based user, you literally can’t make this shit up
>this is the leadership team
Kek

I guess we know how she got this job and what her duties were kek

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at least we can look back and laugh at this when the scam unravels for good. can hardly believe this shit

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Checked
Am going to jail for 5-6 years and I own 15k Link.
How much will my stack be worth in 2026 bros ?

reminds me of the holochain chick

wow it's real, this just keeps getting better. crypto is such a joke

daftsex.com/watch/-148989495_456240318

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fuck I hate this I was bullish on chainlink.. my link bags are fighting against my misogyny and I don't know what to do

sell chainlink her favourite position is doggy

Yes it certainly seems like the marketing intern helped herself in the back office jfc

good on her, literally kneedpad her way to success
the biz way

Literally got fucked into a scam the biz way

Have the memes gone too far this time?

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youtube.com/watch?v=8cIdPpA-pyk

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20 y.o. girl did a porn and you are all crying meanwhile half the top tier US politicians and billionaires are literal pedophiles.

Does your mom have 31k twitter followers?

Excellent work comrades, this is absolute gold. Already got a few of our guys working on pastas. Keep it up, the cayman scammers and frogs are losing ground rapidly.

Kek you or the girl?

I don't get everybody's problem. If anyone asks on Yas Forums how to make X dollars in a month, the first reply is almost always "Suck X/10 dicks for $10 a pop". She has shown real initiative and savvy.

Took a loan & bought Link What do?

Ah yes my fav kind of porn, where I get to imagine the shame.

shut up, never selling

That won't affect Chainlink at all, nolinker fag

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>Even since I was about 13 years old, I've worked in my family business to later finding myself easily adapting into any job that came my way. With my entrepreneurial upbringing, I successfully put myself through college and learned a wide range of skills along the way. Whether its the more creative side or analytical side to a business, I'm determined to succeed.

—> You just know she randomly thinks back to that moment and cringes/shudders, always wondering if her coworkers have seen it or if they even really take her that seriously. Though at a Scam company like that maybe being a roastie with some, uh-hum, back office skills helps

DRINK

[spoiler]Just kidding. $1000 EOY[/spoiler]

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Congrats on slutshaming guys. I see that you really live up to your toxicity reputation. Reminder that this is her body and she can do whatever she wants with it. You should not be judging. Rant over

I'm not judging her, her blowjob skills are absolutely excellent.
I'm judging the coomer who put her at a managing position for $300,000,000+ straight out of a porno shoot.
I actually kinda regret exposing her, srs. Some girls are born for this shit.

>she bought the kneepads
So fucking based

Best timeline in 2020

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Also dat ID, We should be buying the 18 market cap coin.
Which is a stablecoin, meaning that a crash is imminent.

This is amazing

Literally kneepads holy sht hahahahaha

KEK, How did you manage to find it ?

Don't remember, might have been Yas Forums or some telegram channel. Unlikely to have been Yas Forums because it would have been a meme by now.
It was a while ago and I had 150000 USDC on Celsius (srs). Withdrew immediately and sent straight into Blockfi.

P.S. The original video seems deleted now, but when I watched her skills (4-5 months ago) I remember that the actual title of the video was "Jessica Khater gdp" so probably this is how the guy who originally found her did it.
Someone had already outed her and uploaded to pornhub.
Then some celsius user googled her name...

Finally: warosu.org/biz/thread/16456326

Good on the girl for doing porn.
He's not crying about her.
He's crying that someone hired her to manage a 300M+ portfolio, and you know exactly why he did it.
Alex Machinsky is a fucking joke

lmao imagine actually trying to work your way to the top and not just succin your way through the whole firm