/smg/ - Stock Market General

>trump talks about mass death and freezer trucks full of bodies in Queens
>stocks go up
this was unironically the signal I was waiting for, J Power has defeated reality itself, and all that matters is QEternity

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Spanish flu killed 500 million, this is literally a nothing burger

Loud electrical humming is heard through the door.

>burning bodies in times square

bullish.

Holy fuck

EXCUSE ME WHAT TRAILERS FULL OF CORPSES PLEASE ELABORATE

holy shit i'm going to run out of peanut butter in 2 weeks and amazon has run out of the specific brand i eat

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Hopefully the stock market collapses like it did in 2008-2009. I have $30,000 to invest.
It's also great to see Americans get fucked after fucking over everyone else.

what could be more bullish than dead boomers?

They're already coming down tho.

D E A T H

>muh president pence
Stage 3: Bargaining

THE ENEMY IS DEATH WE ARE FUCKED

who do we blame for all this?

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>Pence comes out and acts like a President
>Trump comes back on
>the enemy is DEATH, it's DEATH, and it's a terrible thing to go through

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Rember: THE ENEMY IS DEATH

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it's a mystery

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its not going to. Just wait till like tuesday and buy in and hold for 5 years bud.

Green week confirmed

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Pence was sounding a bit short of breath

you know who

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He looked so defeated walking off the stage

>Hopefully the stock market collapses like it did in 2008-2009.
That literally just happened, retard

>THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS DEATH ITSELF
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS DEATH ITSELF
>THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS DEATH ITSELF
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS DEATH ITSELF
>THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS DEATH ITSELF
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS DEATH ITSELF

AND IT'S VERY UNPLEASANT

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"THE ENEMY IS DEATH" - PRESIDENT OF USA

>TRAILERS FULLA CORPSES
Is this the new 'binders fulla womens' ?

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retard. tuesday/wednesday will be flat. it will be a great time to buy more puts. SPY to 180 within 2 months.

>Immovable Death vs. Unstoppable INFINITE QE

Chyna.

all these boomers in close proximity. itll be incredibly if one person has the virus

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DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS

Green Monday thank god for dead New Yorkers

He fights for us.

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Mnuchin saying SBA been working to have deal worked out by friday... could be a nice hopium pump until it actually happens

This is such a WEAK fucking dump. Just like what happened last week.

Monday will be slightly red, Tuesday and onwards will be up over 1000 points per day. The bulls and the Fed are overpowering bears with unlimited money, and there's fucking NOTHING you can do about it.

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i love this timeline.

it didn't come close to the other crashes in terms of percent drop, but it's over now and nothing but green skies above

Futures are not the real thing

China
Drumpf made mistakes, but China is the cause of this.

isn't all peanut butter the same

orange man.

the world is a vampire

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>the enemy is death
Why would I worry about an enemy that's already been defeated?
t. Christchad

It started in China, and was spread about by hyperglobalism. This is unironically the reckoning of the globhomos but they'll never take credit.

>Spanish flu killed 500 million, this is literally a nothing burger
That's how many it infected. It was only estimated to have killed 675k in the USA, or about 2.16 million.

i always preferred 1979

I still wonder how much Pence is really carrying Trump's presidency.

>replying to tripfags

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The chinks we are going to have a big war with them after this so be ready

New York has set up freeze trucks to function as morgue overflow.

Does Yas Forums not watch the news? How the fuck did you not hear about this?

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SET TO DRAYIYAYIYAIN

Why play make believe when we're so close to the real thing?

t. transhumanist

this is just the biological primer for the actual bioweapon virus payload that will be released later. think of coronavirus as a sensitizer/id marker, which will supply the future bioweapon with data based on host DNA interaction

I like both

It can't be a point of contention that his campaign staff itself is quite effective.

Pence was cool AF.

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No. That's like asking if all root beer is the same.

The Jews

the only thing trump has control of his is twitter account
i bet even melania belongs to pence at this point

loving this trainwreck so far

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God will be real when AI chads finally rise up

Trans Humanists are the worst.

Don't worry about the first wave of freezer trucks being used as morgues. Worry when they start having to empty them to make room for more.

for me it's banqs

china

2.16 million In today's numbers.*

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>..........Jim Bianco...
why are all boomers exactly the same

i want green futures just so i can see them rage

HALT

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WTH, didn't they just say the market would go up?

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literally one guy in the thread
must not read a newspaper

wow so brave

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Lmao we had people proclaiming the start of a bull market when we went up last week.

They're trying to manipulate boomers and retail investors into losing more money

lmao what is that miniature treadmill? does drumpf have a mini-me running below him at his conferences for entertaining his supporters?

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>adjusting deaths for inflation

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>(((these 3 things)))

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lmao every single boomer over uses ellipses
just one of those things i guess
like us not using upper case letters

I prefer Starla

They should give everyone in the world money for damages

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>banqs
Illiterate AND has the literal worst taste in root beer. Color me surprised.

It's Barq's dipshit. And it tastes like fucking molasses.

I have 400k in cash from buying bitcoin back in the day

When should I buy?

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you seem cool and smart, what are your thoughts on boeing

you mean the pushcart the stage people use to transport the podium?
Is this bait?

I know a millennial who uses them, just them no spaces between sentences, when he gets frustrated. It's almost funny except that he's a fucking retard.

CHINA has 40x the cases they say according to the UK

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More bitcoin

hell yeah brother

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me some tunnocks teacakes desu

>root beer
Why even bother?

t. canada dry gang

According to Boris

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underrated

toilet paper

boeing is america's best company...well second to maybe ford

Can we just nuke New York already?

My dad does this all the time and I don't fucking get it

cursed image?

BART

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who would have thought a communist dictatorship would not be reporting honest numbers

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The China numbers stopped making sense when they said they changed the criteria for reporting.

great company. bought in earlier and made a hefty sum. not a bad idea to buy in now...

>Nuke the New York Stock Exchange

Bold strategy

>the retarded boomer BA shill is the drumpf screecher
I FUCKING KNEW IT

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Get on my level.

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So say the Feds weren't involved in the market at all, what would we be at rn?

but user, if he turned 360º he'd be facing the same way he started.

Only millennial nerds use ellipses...

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>user asks when
>Responds with what

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Go back newfag

Reminder that if you are reading this you are better at building and selling 737 Max planes than Boeing

I'm about to
rock
your
world

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