G---G---Guys im Scared

Monday is going to get called the mothers of Black Mondays and im afraid that Wojaks here are actually gonna Kill themselves.
How do we prepare for Wojac Massacre tomorrow?

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dow below 16k if dubs

Dow Below 14k if dubs

lets go bellow 10K by end of week. (April 3rd)

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It's going to grab from here.

Remember BRRRRRRRRRRRR if needed

re-roll green fat candles if dubs

One percent loss at worst if digits

Triple and down to 10k

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what sides will ww3 be?

Dow below 0,01 if dubs

Why would tomorrow be red?

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Humans and Corona aka Chinkvirus

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If my post number ends in repeating digits, Monday will end green.

But also the Fed is careening us off a cliff into stagflation so long term is more likely to be flat for at least a few years.

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USA + India + Democratic Republic of Congo vs the rest of the world

Yea and last monday was supposed to be the next black tuesday, happeningfags btfod. There is no way trump will let the economy go below 18k.

Dow goes below zero in an unprecedented move in history

Were almost in a national shut down how the fuck is the economy supposed to be green any time soon? Trumpbux artificially pumped it, were still going down, sorry.

is [190p 3/30] even possible or would circuit breakers prevent me from printing brrrrr

usa vs insects

DOW below BTC if dubs

I know not what sides WW3 will be, but WW4 will be fought against sticks and stones - Albert Einstein

dow trading closes tomorrow. it will be a bloodbath. 10K will seem closer than 20K by end of week. screencap this. Also, Link is the chosen coin.

USA and their allies vs the actual free world, Russia and China.
But during the war the allies will realize that USA is behind everything evil in this world and turn on them, nuking Israel and the entire North america.
After this, the true potential and prosperity of the world will happen as the last bugman angloid gets his face bashed in, the last austfreak baby its eyes gouged out and tossed into the sea, as the last leaf and bong gets strung up next to their queen's entrails.

Hahaha top kek,
>not knowing Israel will never be moved again

no, DOW will rally on no news
not even done by fed cuck but by retard traders who ignore a hundred thousand cases. then 1 hour before close fed niggers will ramp it up like 6%

it will come down again and go to new lows after another week or so i expect.

idk what to do. fucking niggers

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>vs the actual free world, Russia and China
>Russia and China
>Free
Kek

That can't be real

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More free than USA at the very least.

The world against the kikes and their pet niggers

t. Kike shill trying to use China as a scapegoat . You aren’t getting away from the truth this time rabbi.

fuck off, chang
thanks to you fucktards we have this situation

Does it even matter to be in the dollar now if it is fucked anyway?

Oh yeah, it's not like you resurrected the fucking black death and measles yet censored any doctor trying to spread that it was ravaging your shities.
Face it Schlomo, you and your pets are dead. The world would rather actually trust chinks more than mutts. Why? Because mutts have always intentionally fucked up Europe and dragged us into your pathetic false ground wars, all the while so you can spread muslims and other radicals into our countries.
It's almost like you're not humans or something..

>The world would rather actually trust chinks more than mutts.

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>Criticize jews and their puppet nation of mutts
>suddenly new ID pops up to say it's chink propaganda and nothing else
Not even subtle anymore, jew.

dow goes up to 26k if dubs

Dow will never be 18k. Screencap this.

Dow will recover to 23k and then back down to 16.5k

Dow becomes a negative number if dubs.

nigger if you area living within your means there's nothing to worry about

If dubs another s&p drops 12 percent

if trips, market soars so high that all the money required for medical supplies for both US and abroad.

And your shitcoin explodes too, I guess

i might go buy a new car tomorrow

So we gucci then?

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It’s going to be a flat dick day.

>How do we [profit from] Wojac Massacre tomorrow?
ftfy

green day, 5-6% up, ATH by eoy

if dubs circuit breaker level 2 is hit 4 hours into trading

rerolling

Rolling for below 10k by eod if dubs

Okay, guess it'll be a crab day

14k EOY

Dow 8k EOW if dubs

This, it's so obvious.

Massive nothingburger psyop

Green tomorrow. Futures would be limited down.

Checked

14k DOW by EOW if dubs

By preparing your bobo folder

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Checked ur check, 5k by april 1st

Time to buy gold

SQQQ CHADS RISE UP

The human race(plus Jews) versus Ch*na

Holy fuck yes please kek I bought 40k of SPY puts on Friday morning

I'm loaded to the tits on sqqq and spxs

Are we gonna make it?

Based. I bought 1200 shares

If digits, printer jams and exchanges shut down while Jerome waits on hold with tech support.