Looking to move into options after 6-12 months of just trading stocks, can some nice anons help me out with their preferred brokers/some learning materials? Scotfag so can't be US only.
This is a once in a life-time black swan event, nobody knows what the fuck's going to happen in a week. This market and economy is without precedence. This is not the time to be risk averse for those in our demographic, it's the fucking wild west right now and out there is a whore of opportunity just waiting for you, don't be timid. Don't waste such a rare moment. Regret is forever and you'll have time to rebuild.
Go for the big one, boys. Be able to say you tried making your fortune in the big wallapollooza of 2020.
David Wood
BOND NOTHING BURGERED YOUR MOM KEK
Henry Hughes
CHECK YOUR LINKIEEEEESSSSSS~~
Hunter Watson
Dr Fauci stating 200,000 US citizens may die.
4 Days ago Italy was in the lead for most cases, the next day 1000 deaths a day.
3 Days ago the US took the lead, USA USA USA!
Incoming 1000 deaths a day.
Incoming 2996+ deaths a day.
Yep, future is looking bright - gonna be a green monday for sure.
These are all unironically priced in. Anyone can project the growth of corona-chan.
Juan Watson
buy boeing retard
John Walker
how the fuck did this happen? my mind is still boggled. you'd think in 2020 with all of our technology and knowledge and money, we'd be able to handle this easily, but here we are.
the wall street math magicians knew this would happen
David Allen
cool concept but couldnt get into it. protagonist is a fat retard
Chase Davis
that photoshop is fantastic no homo
Isaac Hughes
Half the deaths are in New York and Jersey. Who cares?
Ethan Jones
did you just find out about the boom&bust cycle or something? this is literally capitalism in a nutshell.
>good times come >everybody overleverages thinking can "only go up" >one day it something happens so it doesn't go up, it goes down. >it actually goes down kind of a lot >people freak out and panic sell, which creates more panic selling in response, which snowballs >market crashes >recession/depression occurs >things eventually recover >good times return >everyone overleverages again thinking something can only go up
remember "the roaring 20's"? they literally had a roughly decade-long bull run, just like we just had, before everything went to shit because people overleveraged and realized if they didn't get out ASAP they would get turbofucked.
it keeps fucking happening. but it also keeps recovering, remember that, it always comes back. learn how to profit from it.
Joseph Cook
almost forgot. priced in.
Nolan King
The Great Depression was nearly a 100 years ago, so yea, once in a life time. >inb4 just a flu, this is the bottom, priced in
Reminder that BS and other options pricing strategies solve PDEs around specific points and as such do not reliably extrapolate into the future
Angel Collins
This is why you never sell and only collect dividends
Eli Robinson
people from NY and NJ probably care.
But there is no winning with some people. If the virus was spreading in rural places, or just on the west coast or something, you can bet that the NYC people would have a really smug "I told you so" attitude about it.
William Scott
Long story short, American are selfish idiotic assholes.
So long as you see people outside running to the store and chatting up their neighbors this won't stop.
So long as you see planes in the sky, the new hot spots won't stop.
Our freedumbs will be our downfall.
Whenever this broke out in China I had a morbid fascination with how the goverment responded, how brutal it was to lock scores of people into apartment buildings for months to fend for themselves.
In the end, they were right, Its the only way to halt this thing. We are fucking idiots for asking out citizens for voluntary self isolation.
I love cowgirls.... I didn't buy enough, are we going to get another 3000k down day???
Brody Stewart
Sorry Chang, things don't work that way in civilized countries. Its up to communities to protect themselves, not the government. Bad communities and stupid actors are purged naturally, the government could never hope to reach such efficiency.
True, they’ve been consulting with epidemiologists for months, while Donnie was trusting Xi. Which is why I’m concerned tomorrow will actually be green, and will rope in more retail suckers that will be dumped on.
I hope some people remember to take profits if we rally.
I kind of like that... I was a fat retard in middle school too.
>he doesnt comprehend what exponential growth means bro do you even nodal analysis? we were fucked as soon as the first community spread in america was announced, thats basic math
also medicine is kind of a crapshoot compared to most other "modern technologies"
include me in the screencap!
yeah, IV is hard to predict for the future, most online calculators assume its constant, so they give a false sense of simplicity
cant wait for NYC's shit to get pushed in hard tbqh, their government has been smug selfcentered cunts since this whole thing began (not to mention when it should have began few weeks sooner)
If Monday is big green I'm unironically going full bull, because apparently literally hundreds of thousands of deaths and the complete shutdown of the real economy is less important than infinite BRRRRRR
If Monday is big red I'm assuming pic related has become reality
yeah accel world has plenty of the same issues as other video game anime but the fat pig MC at least has justification since its just his self image issue and not what he actually looks like show didnt get that far into the source material though
Cameron Bennett
the problem with fucking trannies is, if you the butthole route it's smelly and if you go the neovag route it's also smelly and probably loose. trannies are only good for blowjobs and only if they are passable traps. Yas Forums made me gay to that point and there's no turning back.
Carter Long
>200,000 US citizens may die its going to be in the millions
Logan Foster
i concur. picked up ba under 100... steal of a lifetime
Aaron Smith
Fauci doesn't want people to worry about coronavirus, the danger of which is "just minuscule." But he does want them to take precautions against the "influenza outbreak, which is having its second wave."
Julian Jones
Yeah I got cash ready for cheapies. Gimme gimme. Want to get more PFE if it dips below $30
Juan Barnes
what if it's crabbing sideways?
Matthew Anderson
I think the entire population under 50 is anxious to go out and work/consume and tons of young white guys with jobs have been waiting for an opportunity to invest that’s my simpleton perspective at least
Brandon Sullivan
please be BASED
Ethan Ortiz
>its just his self image issue and not what he actually looks like really? i had no idea
Justin Baker
He is redoing his position to pessimism to cover up his miniscule and dont worry predictions from late feb
Jaxon Fisher
The epic struggle between Coronachan and Jerome Powell continues
does vaping unironically kill the virus? you're inhaling hot steam into your lungs which should kill the virus in theory, did i just solve the pandemic?
Cameron Turner
>P/E ratio of 46.17 >steal of a lifetime okay retard lol
Cooper Rivera
Any research suggestions for a guy that has ~$300 to spend?
William Ramirez
vape bleach and find out
Ryder Nguyen
not to mention the fuckery that comes with extremely low volume options
Dividends get cut you stupid fucking faggot. Kill yourself.
Kevin Johnson
already made 40k on it... bout to make 100k by the end of april. keep talking
Wyatt Young
>tons of "recovered but pozzed again weeks later" incidents popping up >either you can get reinfected with the same strain, you have it forever like herpes, you stay asymptomatic, or (ironically the most optimistic scenario) you can get infected with other strains but have some antibodies to fight them off this shit is about to get way worse, fuck depression a new dark ages is incoming lads
Trump is gonna start to ease off the Easter date. Layoffs will continue. Checks 4-6 weeks away. New York will escalate, fly over America will begin to make the news. Someone famous will die, a prince maybe a PM. That's how its gonna go down. My minds eye can only see so far but the vision is clear... buy lnk now
