Mother of God

>we gonna need a taller Y axis

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What will happen.

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the global economic collapse has already been priced in. BUY NOW!

so only 100k will get it? thats not even that bad for a city of tens of millions

so it'll be over next month. cool.

you are missing a zero

like

The Chinese model.

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These modelers are so fucking stupid.
And they all love using Chinese data points because they all love communism

>tfw the halvening wasnt of the bitcoin supply but of the population of earth

Kek, based and praise the chinks killer

Social media needs to be abolished

That's bullish though

This just means the curve isn't flattening and that hospitals will be overwhelmed and that people will die more quickly.

On the bright side, we'll recover more quickly too.

I can count your IQ on both hands.

Aaaaaaaa i bought stocks and some calls on friday because the market acts irrational, about half expire later this year!!!

its already incorrect the whole model is bullshit including the parabola
fuck off dumbass

>that people will die more quickly.
>that more people will die more quickly.

Fixed it for you.

I fucking love it. not only are boomers dropping dead from covid but all the financial talking heads are convincing them that everything is fine and they should keep all their money in the market and buy more. medically and financially JUSTED hahahaha

Let me guess this is all a hoax being perpetrated by the jews and the reptilians to abolish your freedums and establish an authoritarian guberment?

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lmao, will be longer than OP post without a super strict lockdown

Is the implication here that the disease will suddenly come to a stop, violating every single understood principle of epidemiology?

the model is simply showing its already peaked. 10k deaths tops.
very bullish.

So all in on coronacoin?

cuomo said they are expecting NY cases to peak in mid April but he's obviously being optimistic to keep people from freaking out. and NY is 1-2 weeks ahead of other major cities which will start going parabolic soon, followed by the smaller cities. in China, not a single other city besides Wuhan ever reported more than 1,500 confirmed infections (lies obviously but still) in USA nearly every state is already above that number. our economy will be at a standstill until June at the earliest.

it is though

yikes. better hope jerome buys a 3d printer so he can print more money printers. unlimited QE^2 is the only thing that can save your calls.

Where can I buy calls and puts on NY and what's the price?
Obviously best bet it short term call and puts at around May because they are obviously wrong on the numbers

>have denser population than anywhere the model calculates
>OH NOERINOS THE INFECTORINOS ARE RISERINOS

Jesus fucking christ

the model is for new york as the figure says retard

This young lady is a damn good guesser.

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>neherlab.org/covid19/
you're welcome

How can you trust any calculation which isn't based on something that has happened in the setting they have? Retard faggot

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this is actually bullish , markets will rally tomorrow

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401ks will get JUSTd extra hard
brace for the halvening

Yes.

I bet you just bought. Typical hopium post.

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>110000 case max

What were they thinking?

Fuck New York. I hope Corona Chin wipes out all boomers, New Yorkers, and Californians.

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FUUUUCCCCKKKKKK

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OH SHI-

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>STONKS X
>STINKS V

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I hope Coronachan takes out a lot of jews.

Well shit these CDC dudes should be able to predict to win at sports betting too!

That's active cases at a given time, excluding people who die and recover along the way.

>for a city of tens of millions
>tens of millions
>NYC
Are you retarded

looks like pajeet shitcoin model

imagine trying to MODEL mother nature
fucking boomers and zoomers you are in for an awakening