Match me

welp looks like you guys have nothing to live for.

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I am 25 virgin, and have 17k my dad gave me.
Enrolled though.

very tall (99th percentile) and masculine
not a super model but not very ugly
the type of guy who never breaks his promises who does everything to avoid conflicts who knows how to love people who is always smiling, welcoming and happy, never angry at others
I'd say 9/10 in terms of character

You’re better than me at least.

i've fucked tons of chicks but feel empty about it. tinder turned me into a cooomer... i want off, make it stop. 35, no income, no assets and 34k in credit card debt. should i stop paying my minimums bros?

still I'm a loser beyond words

40 Year Old Virgin
Don't even have a passport
5m LINK

31, live with parents, virgin, have a job.
7k savings, 5k link

to receive welfare
OP here, no passport either, am welfare recipient in a country I am technically not even a citizen of

34

47k in the bank
725k in my portfolio
250k salary
Own 3 rental homes and rent a high rise condo just for the view
Fuck sloots on the reg

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You're friendless because you're a shitty incel and nobody wants to be around people like that. I can tell because you mention that you're a virgin as if that's something important or interesting. To normal people., it's meaningless. It's like if I introduced myself and then described myself by the brand of toilet cleaner I use. Nobody cares and everyone thinks you're kind of weird for bringing it up.

>larps on Yas Forums

>I can tell because you mention that you're a virgin as if that's something important or interesting
bla bla bla you dumb fucking retard you lost your virginity long before adulthood so shut your retarded mouth

1) Lift weights.
2) Don't buy shit you don't need to live.
3) Learn a skill
4) Get work (not a job - use your skill)
5) Have money to take girls out

If you're being honest here, you sound like the kind of person I'd hang out with.

Buy 20 link and wait three days mah dude, we'll met on the yatch

>5m LINK
So you're a millionaire? Just market sell it all and go live the high life

30 next month
Have had sex
$1500 to my name, all in crypto
Have a career in marketing that I don't like and Im not going anywhere with it
I should have gone for a computer engineering or learn to cide but I lack the drive
Feel Im too old now to learn something new
Venezuelan still in Venezuela

Not everyone on this website is an incel
It's kind of interesting actually
This website is where basement dwelling anime watchers and chads get along. And in a productive way I might add.
I think it's the memes.

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i am 33, almost 34
neet loser
virgin(neets don't get laid)
no car(i did get my license a year ago)
i have 1.1k. i lost 900 dollars due to chainlink becoming half its value. i bought when it was 4.60. i am hoping it will eventually go back up when this corona virus bullshit passes

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27, $18 in my bank, but im "hot" and not a virgin. Also im at a milf house rn while I post this dont get married

how big is your dong

Turn your $31 into $310 with Suterusu in Q2. Then go for $3k.

yea well I live in Scandinavia so ...

This. No where else in society would this mix occur. I love it.
T. Tradie who hates office work

Well if travel to... oh wait you can't lol
When you can Ausi woman love tall Scandinavians.

Post throwaway

Stop shilling your shitcoin.

Scandinavian women love tall men
but they're worthless cum swallowing whores so
if you ever plan to come to Scandinavia I can come say hi to you or if you're rich you can pay for a trip to Australia

>He isn't ~$60k in debt
Heh, nothin' personnel kid.

I didn't lose my virginity until age 26. I've banged over 15 Thai hookers since then. I'm 30 now.

did you try thai bussy, thai ladyboys?
how do they compare?

24 turn 25 in 3 months
I have a lot of acquaintances but none are real friends. And the few friends I have are in college and they all went to the four ends of the country.
I have $3421 in my account. But $1500 of that is from student loans [24k].
I get my EE degree in August and I need a thousand or so to finish up summer classes. I also don't have any experience or an internship and no employers are getting back to me especially now with all the lock down and uncertainty.
No gf and my tinder account is dry with no likes

Post Rolex or fake

Oh and $250 of litecoin that got stolen in the cryptopia hack. Still waiting on the recovery of that

And currently $37 on coinbase which only a few months ago was $107. Currently holding BCH

Looking to find a broker to throw $500 in that can do Forex and options. I might just throw it all down on a lotto pick on a friday and hope for 300% up or lose it all. Or invest at the bottom and hope I make some cash.

No Job too...
All I wanted was a motorcycle this summer

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Nah, I can't do it. Plenty of attractive ladyboys there if you're into it though.

63 here, virgin, no gf, I don’t have a house

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23
100k in crypto 150k in other assets
body count over 50, am a 8/10 with autistic chad personality
multiple social groups that i am connected with

still frogposting though.

Homo go make friends

You sound like a chad desu

This has to be a larp. I’d hire a prostitute at that age and just gamble every paycheck.

Anyway, 28. Lost virginity at 25, been with same girl since. Total assets come out to something like 30k so not much not bad. Still have a job making 90k a year thank heavens. 90th height percentile and above avg in looks if that means shit which it doesnt. Try to be a decent person and help less fortunate people, also lift and play vidya sometimes.

Not larping and not saying this to put other people down. 4 years ago I was a weed smoking virgin loser for like 6 years that couldnt talk to girls, had sucidial tendencies, depressed as all hell and hopeless (also browsed Yas Forums then too). Just wanted to show you anons that if I made it you guys can make it even though im not some rich ass neet or anything, being stable and having someone to love and a good job is damn good enough for me. Chin up brethren.

>have 31$ in my bank
throw that shit in Link. Wait 5 years. Congratulations you have a retirement fund.

Seriously, make sure you have some Link, it doesn't matter if you barely have any, even 1 Link token will be worth a metric ton in the future.

how can you be 63 virgin, and straight? i find it impossible. even if your peen is 2" long you can still get bitches.

Just don't use your girlfriend for hardcore degrading sex like blowjobs, deepthroating and all that faggot stuff

How 2 get from point A to point B

29
40k debt for an art education that i did not finish
had sex once in college but she never called me back

Yeah also lowest antisemitism of any board

Same but 35

Stop being a poor loser change your attitude c’mon faggot do it

write naked options
YOLO