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USA has herpes

The people of that region are dirty as fuck even when they aren't really poor. Sitting on train seats that were just spit on just minutes before and shit.

Just give it another week or two guys. It will all go away soon!

It's not spreading well on the west coast. They'll be spared.

It was obvious after pictures from airports arrival jams have been posted.

Landwhales would lay in heaps on the streets.

How bad is it
break it
to me like Im retarded
>Really use your imagination

fucking bad. peak is still 14 weeks out

uhhh please post a source. I believe you. id just like to see data

>its three times as contagious as the flu
>If you touch something that someone with the flu touch, bathroom door handle, a stair railing, you will get it.
>If you sit next to someone and they cough, you will get it.
>80% of the people that have it look normal
>If you have HIV, Hep, smoke, fat, leukemia or lupus, you will most likely die.

How you can survive:
>DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING
>DON'T BREATHE IN PUBLIC
>WEAR GLOVES
>WEAR A MASK

if you follow all that, you probably won't die

Every state should have shut down over a month ago. Some states took it more serious than others. NY is fucked. I hear the nurses are scared to go to work.

Watch the movie contagion
and it's 1/8th that bad

You can’t get corona if you just touch a fucking door handle. Take the tin foil off.

how did all those flyover states get caught up in this? and this would be a good time to self quarantine on an island, too bad i dont have one

It lives on surfaces for up to 3 days. So yes you can pick it up from a surface. If you don't touch your face with that corona hand it won't infect you but let's be honest you will touch your face

What did you New York faggots expect with your shitty subway system? It is a nesting ground for diseases.

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It's not going to burrow through your skin like a groundhog. Just don't touch your mouth or eyes

who even knows when plague rats flee ny to start new colonies wherever they run to

Yes, you actually can. It holds itself on plastic surfaces for up to 6 days before dying on its own. Paper even longer.

>Just don't touch your mouth or eyes
Good luck with that.

now there's something to consider
>fws.gov/northeast/migratorybirds/

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It's still highly infectious, it's a flu, flu spreads

You can't blame Trump for this.
This is what happens when you have a population of 250m+ but aren't able to rule with an iron fist.

China restricted the movements of 700m people. Anyone who didn't comply was subjected to police action, or violence from fellow citizens.

If Trump was slow to respond, its because of the ingrained weakness of liberal democracy. Any politician is hesitant in giving harsh orders to the public in fear of losing popularity.

priced in

Im glad it's spreading the way it is in New England. I mean I have family and friends up there, so I am a bit concerned, but otherwise New England is a shitty place full of shitty people. It could really use a good cleansing.

>mfw i realize it's the year of the rat on the chinese zodiac

No its that we have a weak government because rhetoric tells everyone to be afraid of strong government

>fat

>all the slampigs on Tinder die
>guys now have to compete for the few girls that survive, which will probably be a rate of 1 girl to 20 guys
to be fair there are a lot of fat dudes as well, but they're not the ones I'm going after

There is no way DJ isn't hitting 15k in a couple months.

EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN.

I thought I was the only person who noticed that, 2008 was year of rat as well so was every other financially disgusting year. Pretty weird huh?

>how did all those flyover states get caught up in this?
my guess is truckers heading through carried it

>AUTHORITARIANISM GOOD DEMOCRACY BAD
ok, ling ling

for the sake of clarity plague rats was a metaphor for infected new yorkers that try to escape infection. freedom of movement => freedom to create future outbreaks

#FinNexus will establish a system of fund settlement, risk control,fee allocation, and other modules so as to serve the scenarios in Phase 1

Just stay indoors.

Truckers are dirty people

One day it'll disappear. Like magic. Like a miracle.

>He thinks the mask is to protect the wearer
It's not
It's to protect those around you from your stupidity
There are no masks that magically filter fucking viruses

Yeah, almost like an elitist ritual

Tfw you handle a disease worse than literal 3rd world countries.

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Let's be honest, if they had any sort of medical infrastructure, the 3rd world numbers would explode.

There are. But the look more like a whole body condom.

I don't see how things can go back to normal before a vaccine is developed. So like a year at least.

Think about it:
This shit spread in the US in TWO MONTHS from one case in late January to 90,000 cases today.
Even if we can reduce the spread and people start to improve, if we go back to "normal" while there's still at least one contagious person left in this country, won't we be right back here at 100,000 active cases within a couple months again?

This shit isn't going away until either everybody has had it, or a vaccine is developed. Have fun staying inside your home for the next couple years.

was it actually gigantic brain to be the first infected, to guarantee you got medical attention?

if suppression doesn't work i'm moving to a country that isn't governed by retards at every level, because the next plague unleashed by wealthy chinese wild animal rapists could be the big one

Checked. Maybe the good aliens will help

80% of people will get it. It will be mostly over by August. Once enough people get it we'll have immunity to it. The vaccine won't be coming when we need it. Just stay indoors get food delivered and disinfect your food.

if you mean ones from space they still need to get a visa and approval from the surgeon general. i’m not letting some fucking ayy lamo probe me without just cause

No because noone knew anything about it back then.

Someone said there was 40 different mutations found in Italy.. Which is why people get sick more than once.

Good. You had months to follow Asia, and you didn't. Now you get to watch Asia (and all their cryptos like Suterusu) recover while you fall.

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More like the west coast gave up on testing a week ago. The LA board of supervisors fucking banned coronavirus tests in order to keep reported infections low.

Asia is already recovering and America PASSED CHINESE case amounts! Hahahaha. Amazing

Buy Nervos, desu

hmm yeah i really expect india to not turn into a complete nightmare despite being a fragile state

if it’s rumored to decrease lung capacity by 30% i dont like the odds of my lungs vs -1,200%

You get what you fucking deserve, retards.
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when nyc has like 2k deaths a day he's going to have to go into hiding

Why don't Americans wear face masks?
Why don't bongs close their borders?
What's up with you people?

protip from Europe. Better downsize those circle diameters else you won't be able to see anything by the end of next week.

Bs, that'd be all over the news in the LA area. Cite your sources.

It's the fucking flu. Would you pussies grow a pair? I don't know anyone with Corona, I haven't heard of anyone getting it. This whole thing is a gigantic nothing.

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Amerifag here

I've been very consciously doing my part, haven't left my property in almost two weeks. This shit pisses me off. These motherfuckers will be reckless, have parties and continue to socialize despite the shelter in place orders, but yet once everyone starts to get infected, they start bitching. They've brought it on themselves and fucking it up for the rest of us, the ones that actually give a shit

>china shutdown its economy for two months and counting
>over the flu

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1. we don't have enough masks to wear, the government was releasing propaganda to teach people they don't work, and the fda has just recently relented on the restrictions so we can make them
2. we are governed by extremely short-sighted sociopaths, so by default they are reluctant to do anything that they immediately understand will result in the loss of revenue, even if not doing it will also result in the loss of revenue in the long-run

There is no such a thing "virus" that spreads by gossip on mass media ? Switch it off get together and find people who deliver orders to many people .

Weak government is only part of the problem. The other difference is cultural; not only are Chinese ironically better prepared to deal with forced isolation (since even the poorest Chinese save like motherfuckers and don't live hand-to-mouth like half of burgerland) they're also more willing to accept it since they come from a commie collectivist culture rather than a "you come first, fuck everybody else" culture.

The last one is huge; most people from western cultures simply do not give a shit about actually following isolation directions because they're too personally inconvenient, especially in areas where it hasn't blown up yet where it's just impossible to even convince people there's any danger.

It's completely impossible to ever get America to go along with something like what China did; either you respect freedom and nobody listens to you or you enforce full-on fucking martial law and the entire country chimps out.

I just want to get this shit over with but the stupidity of this nation won't allow that. This is about to last a longggg time....

fear monger panic pandemic spread by social gossip on mass media and internet and shills like you

It's way too late to contain it. In early march the world had a really, really good window to shut this down but we missed it and now it will likely be a year before this is over.

China is back open. Maybe stop listening to the fucking media.

That's the point of masks if everyone wears them asymptomatic won't spread it in public.

the best time to shut this down was when the chinese government was trying to pretend it wasn't real. they should have sealed their borders and saved everyone else.

Because Americans genuinely have no concept of social etiquette
Because the UK would starve inside three months without foreign farm labor

better listen to pepe memes then?, right?

And have them be the only ones economically fucked? That would be retarded for them to do, they should have been trying to send as many infected out into the major world economies to make sure everyone gets fucked as hard as they do or harder.

Why would china care about the rest of the world? They don't even care about their own people.

this is a contagious disease and china is still 95% naive. having it spreading around the world guarantees that it's going to come back, even if they aren't lying about the success of their own suppression efforts.