/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
market24hclock.com/

Poopers:

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Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/19634001/
finance.yahoo.com/news/fed-set-dial-back-pace-205403194.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-poll/almost-one-in-four-americans-lost-job-or-furloughed-because-of-coronavirus-reuters-ipsos-poll-idUSKBN21E3FQ
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Bote:
strawpoll.me/19634001/

Long 2049 US bonds.

Wild week. The Federal reserve is going to pull off on QE over the next week. Reducing it to 75 Billion a day.

PSSSST hey kid you want insider secrets?

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>The Federal reserve is going to pull off on QE over the next week
Sauce
No way. There will be a race out of bonds.

Mannarino was right, the feds are pushing erasing cold hard cash into a digital system.

>QE is considered pulling back
The absolute state of the economy.

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Nth for anime

(I had a spasm first post)

What do those yield, like 3%?

>Reducing it to 75 Billion a day.
Because that's that's a tiny number

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It’s clownworld so it would be very fitting if a boomer conman who’s most successful business is a tv show about how successful he s at business is put in charge of wrecking the global financial system and plunging the world into the new dark ages.

The Fed is dead, long live the Fed!

Bears will soon learn that stocks NEVER go down

>Bear here,
BULLKEKS GET FUCKED

Sigh, I only got one of my companies sold this week. 47 in the red to go.

Got a feeling next week will be very red.

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finance.yahoo.com/news/fed-set-dial-back-pace-205403194.html

One of a few articles carrying the story.

In these strange times, Fitbit is the safest stock

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but what about inflation, papa mouse?

The only “insider” secret I want is how to get a good woman to make my babies inside her.

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cunny

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-poll/almost-one-in-four-americans-lost-job-or-furloughed-because-of-coronavirus-reuters-ipsos-poll-idUSKBN21E3FQ
Is this bullish?

Man, that was a good 30 day-long camping trip. Time to check on the ol' equities!

Literally just kidnap one and keep her locked up somewhere.

why isn't the baby in anime draw style?

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I'm just getting a bunch of Mitsubishi stocks. Safe, reliable, stable. Good dividends.

ME LOADED UP ON GPRO

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what are some chad as fuck plays for next week bros?

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Originally it was a mutt, so Asanagi drew it ugly as all mutts are.

With some wanting to push renewables instead of oil is now a good time to go all in on GE?

So far the flight into the dollar has curbed fears of inflation. But Powell is now going way overboard. Not talking about the "Oh no, they killed my puts with a 2% pump oh nooo!" stuff, but the general unlimited buying of US securities.
All while every other central bank is already knee deep in QE and has not many measures left.

I fear we might actually see a real inflation of the dollar. Also depending on oil of course, but that kind of lost its correlation when the US became the ones producing the most oil...

Pic related

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Oh hey RKG.
Does Gopro have a dividend program? I've given gopro a bit of consideration but its product scope is incredibly limited and I'm reluctant to get into an undiversified company.

not happening dood

hedge with mcdonalds stock

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Niggers are black

kek, if things get worse I fully expect this and other things to happen a lot. People will toss any morals they got out the window and just do whatever strikes them. Then if the end is very near all bets are off, walking outside will be a very risky thing to do.

>Gopro have a dividend program
NO
THEY USE ALMOST ALL THEY MONEY ON R&D

TCNNF, in times of crisis people like their vices. When the market goes belly up people will still be smoking their marijuana. These potheads will buy weed with the trump bucks and skip rent payments to pay for more pot.

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in user.
None of you know how to actually value a company. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are fucked.

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>finance.yahoo.com/news/fed-set-dial-back-pace-205403194.html
damn still substantial and not guaranteed to remain at 60

Is it okay to hodl USO until November or will contango eat me

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That's...good?
Money printing should be solely the domain of the state, right?
If only the US wasn't already buried underneath indescribable debt.

READ:
finance.yahoo.com/news/fed-set-dial-back-pace-205403194.html

TA works for cryptocurrency though, which is what this board used to be about

based kazakh

Why did many Western health organizations spend all year last year running pandemic studies? Who gave them hints? (Which bankers?)

Why do things like snapchat hold value? As a company they're last place in their industry, losing popularity even with their younger base, advertisers are drying up which is their main source of income, but the still go up?

Seriously recommend against doing this too hastily, I guarantee they’re working on militarized PPE if they don’t have it already, just in case. NYPD already getting majorly infected? Yeah they’re not too blind to shit.

Abandoning laws at the first signs of instability is a good way to get Trayvonned or go to prison and get shit pushed in.

If we keep going up they will pull back but the moment it dips again they'll jump back in. We've seen it happen already.

Have they not been doing this since SARS and H1N1?

Thank you for exposing newfaggot cancer every day. I can’t wait for them to start school again.

It's their job

more full-blown studies came out in 2019 than any year

Quads and we go RED Monday.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
just kidding this board is slow as fuck

-1.111% red it is

nice script
still checked and based

>losing popularity even with their younger base, advertisers are drying up which is their main source of income, but the still go up?
You are small time

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kek based

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN

This 5 will convert your RED monday into Crab Yellow Monday

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Clown market

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>400 new deaths
Fucking nice haul today boys, good job

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Ideas for alternative investments?

Currently doing: stocks, antiques, art, physical gold/silver, SLV, 16th-19th C coins, aquarium plants (growing ~50 species in 7 tanks and selling packages).

USO apparently underperforms the price of oil, do with that what you will

That's another one that doesn't make sense to me, AMC isn't making a penny during any of this but is still making upward moves? I'm still new to investing, and am just trying to understand the market more.

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'll give them credit for that. I might scare u[p a thousand shares in gopro at some point. Right now I'm dumping into mitsubishi Intelsat and a few other ones.

oh yeah and a little bit crypto so don't suggest that

The classic boomer retirement is buying homes and becomes a shitty landlord.

Most bullish piece of news yet

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I'm going to invest $1000 dollars into CU and $500 into NNY. Is that smart?

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I'm dreaming of a housing market crash for that

The Crab cannot be defeated

I tend to believe it will be red because of the 1111 quads guy, but this news has me thinking Monday might very well be bright green

Asset managers like Brookfield(BAM), metal detecting/gold panning, small business, youtube and of course. Real Estate

A ceo could commit suicide and leave behind a note that the company is fucked and that respective stock would still go up like 5% that day.

I thought about buying QSR (parent company of burger king etc) when their rent dodging story hit today just because of this.

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BLUE BOARD YOU NIGGER

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Who needs jobs when we can just print money and give it to everybody? 1200 per person and 40k/100k to Congress/Senate for "telecommunications", extremely fair, extremely bullish, extremely priced in.

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>Thinking a single 5 can beat quads.
Not so fast, for I bring dubs for bear god.

Alright niggers, I'm looking for THE play when this all settles down.
What stock do I go ALL IN on near the bottom for the biggest return? I'm trying to avoid oil since who fucking knows when that'll shake out, and I'd like to avoid something like SOXL or SSO since the triple and double leverage can eat into gains.

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It's a prop up, it might be setting up for the next leg down or if they take it too far it might stay there because people see nothing dropping so what reason would they have to sell long after the worst news.