So crypto is shitting itself again. What does that tell us?
Owen Ramirez
>Were the last shorts squeezed after 4 day of pumping? >Yes >Did we trigger the bull run threshold? >Yes >Have the jornous baited them back into buying? >Yes >Did the bill pass? >Yes >...
Unironically a priced in indication of a traditional market dump
Cameron Clark
I can't tell if we're going to go through a recession as we should or whether we're going to brute force and pump to high heavens and pretend nothing bad ever happened in a bubble that will pop some time later down the future.
Cooper Scott
according to a doctor from the state, Louisiana deaths have like, 40% diabeetus, 30% lardasses – giving evidence "Americans of exceptional girth" may be as vulnerable as grannies, and America may see a ridiculous death rate in some states
But you may die. My dad almost got a job at the hospital that his friend recommended, the reason the spot was open was because the previous guy died of corona. My dad didn't take it.
Parker Edwards
Nobody liked that.
Liam Wright
>Jacksonville
This place is gonna get wiped off the map and I won't shed a tear
Josiah Rodriguez
bro if i get corona i get corona
Cooper Hall
Yes we are and I am not going any closer than that picture to anybody if I can help it. Getting everything delivered to my NEET cave and I'll sanitize it all before it comes in the house
Cooper Perez
Here's your chart for next week, the 10y bond. 20% moves in stocks and it was almost flatlined this week.
>Potentially die vs >Make it out big when the next great depression hits and I still have a well-paying job
Eh, I don't have any comorbidities as far as I know so it's not the worst odds
Colton Butler
Why is that a bad thing?
Elijah Gutierrez
Nothing really until 5am Sunday Morning. If it is still red, markets will crash.
Crypto unironically is a really good way of measuring the true sentiment of the global markets, the red-er crypto is, the worse the market sentiment is.
If you think about it the FED, nor any government, “pumps” bitcoin, so you can use it as a true signal of how the global market is doing.
Red open Monday, Fed pump all week to "show this corona who is boss"
Caleb Rogers
Has the market priced in Trump's heart attack and Pence winning the election?
William Diaz
Have a higjer qualitt pic? Barely readable, but too much effort so stopped bothering.
Nathaniel Cook
Whit’s is so fucking good tbf
Austin Harris
Fed will unleash double infinity QE
Isaiah Harris
You dead boy
Yeah it's a good idea for him to stay away from potential coronavirus hotzones then
Nicholas Fisher
Based
Austin Flores
When we have more green days than red and Peter Schiff goes back to one podcast a week on a down day or a big day for gold, we’ll know we’re back in a bull cycle. Extra points for daily ZeroHedge articles about muh illogical markets.
Jackson Harris
I agree it really is. And the little authentic style pizza joint right down the street. Fucking love that place. Hopefully it'll still be in business when this corona shit blows over
Chase Anderson
Oil Chads sound off. Do we think there is going to be a further buying opportunity this April or has the ship sailed last week?
John Butler
jfc the entire us is fucked beyond all belief
Jeremiah Cruz
Gh
Hudson Jackson
Friend you're supposed to buy oil next month when production actually starts ramping up
Colton Ramirez
pharmacist called and told me no refill plaquinil because shortage
Doesn't matter, they'll work you into the ground. 50 doctors in Italy have already died from it
Jace Reed
Got some short iron condors on SPY for May 15.
Austin Ortiz
Newfag here, had my first green day today.
I bought a bunch if SQQQ earlier in the week not realizing it would be a bulltrap for 4 days, and while I've DCAd it lower, Im still worried. Average price is 21.59, which doesn't give me a lot of wiggle room if we get Bullcucked again. Should I just sell it next time we hit a big bull patch and start fresh with something else?
remember most people who die from corona are men so the more people who die the better your position in the sexual marketplace will be
Caleb Ward
I know I got in recently thinking it was the bottom losing my discipline. I sold my PSX holdings for a gain in todays pre market. I hoping that it gets wrecked in april and I'm stuck holding the XOM, BP, and RDS.B bags. Got 2,400 to spend though. You have any recommendations?
Adam Fisher
Yes, if we dump big or crab on Monday, sell it off. DCAing into an inverse ETF is insane and stupid and if it works just take your profit you crazy diamond
You should've bought the Oil tanker stocks, not the oil stocks. There is so much excess oil from no one driving, that it is having to be stored unconventionally.
Nathan Allen
Yeah but it's mostly going to be fatsos and men with comorbidities. Chad's will still be alive and well.
Jaxson Baker
Thankfully I have a GILF fetish so coronavirus works out great for me
Ethan Rodriguez
ewww gross
Brody Wood
What oil shovels and pick plays would you recommend, tankers and pipeline/refineries?
Nolan Harris
>Have celtic chad DNA >Corona chan making me wealthy >Been working out in isolation even more >2025 will have mandatory breeding quotas with rich chads What a time to be alive.
Asher Young
nuuuuuuuu
too bad we'll all have glass lung and not be able to go very long running out of breath
Almost forgot, KHC pays out the divvy today (well technically it'll be tomorrow).
Ian Martin
Still in the process of figuring that out, but what I think is big ass tankers that haven't seen use in awhile will be contracted or that ships that aren't normally for storing will be contracted. Ship owners will take free money to essentially let their shit float for no reason. I know nothing about the market, but I would try to find low buy in points for anyone that can store oil. Let me know if u do
Ian Richardson
Amazon delayed my goddamned pullup bar and I love doing pullups
Austin Gutierrez
who's ready to buy the dip? I just keep buying bluechip companies for the long. thanks bobo, blood for the blood god
Blake Myers
me me me me me dip me like a ballroom dancer
Aaron Moore
Dude the bottom is going to take like a yearlong march down.
Aaron Morales
Raytheon is going to merge with UT. Raytheon shareholders will get 2.3 shares for every 1. Raytheon is currently at a 1.4x premium over UT stock. Doesn't that make it free money to buy Raytheon right now, so long as the value of the post merger stock is above the UT's current price? Am I dum?
