TRUMPBUX BILL JUST PASSED
Will you invest your trumpbux in crypto?
>$1200 to every american
>additional $500 for every child
TRUMPBUX CONFIRMED
Ian Sanders
Ethan Jackson
100x bitcoin short
Angel Barnes
I make more than $75k so fuck me, right?
Connor Campbell
Where were you when communism ruined USA
Christian Long
why?
Dominic Lopez
If you make more than $75k you don't need this.
Matthew Martin
fuck off back to /leftypol/
Liam Ramirez
why is that? do they really expect me to sell at the bottom to cover my expenses?
Christian Lopez
Trump said he'll stream the signing of the bill!
twitter.com
Jeremiah Richardson
Yang Gang won hahahahhahaha!
Luis Williams
If you think this is big, wait till the fourth bill gets rolling.
Bentley Adams
Going Full Socialist in response to an impending catastrophe he slept on for months will be the moment he will always be remembered for.
Also, check em'
Thomas Torres
YAAAAAAAANG GAAAAAAAAANG. Fuck yeah, let's get this money zeppelin going.
Nathaniel Ward
Imma still vote for him
John Hughes
there's nothing socialist about this and you know that
Liam Long
I'm also voting for him in November. So yeah..president's that weather a crises before an election year; historically get re-elected too.
Wyatt Jackson
no you get $100 less, whoop de doo
Alexander Gonzalez
what are you buying fellow pajeets ?
em
>ZANO
>OGN
>ZuckBux
>grin
Luke Martinez
He is constantly refusing to force factories into manufacturing medical supplies (Defense Production Act), sounds like a capitalist to me.
Nolan James
I ain't getting shit so I don't care. Was hoping to put it towards my car loan but then they shafted me since people who make more than 99k per year get jack shit. Do they not realize that 99k per year is lower middle class in most cities in America? Lower class in SF/LA/NY
Landon Butler
And? No one ever accused you of making good life choices. Carry on.
Jackson Murphy
How do I get it? Will it automatically arrive or I have to apply to some program?
Angel Peterson
He isn't bothering because he told Coronachan to clear out of the USA by Easter.
That should fix everything. And if it doesn't, he'll mercilessly troll the virus on Twitter until it runs off crying.
Joshua Peterson
Direct deposit into your bank account you used for your tax refund I believe. Otherwise they will mail you a check
Daniel Jones
Great thanks user.
Cameron Harris
I'm voting for him and so is my wife.
Brandon Adams
He’s gonna get re-elected for this. This is even better than Obama-phones
Noah Miller
How's it work if you paid last year and didn't get a refund?
Christian Sanchez
Lincoln Allen
Bullshit.
Lucas Howard
>additional $500 for every child
a lot of single mommas about to find out who was the real dad
Caleb Jenkins
what is
Logan Murphy
Calling it "Trumpbux". For starters, NEETs won't get it.
David Fisher
Rad. I'm self employed and still working. My wife's job got shut down, so she applied for unemployment.
Apparently the feds are going to kick her an extra $600/ week above what the state will pay for unemployment.
Hudson Bell
>NEETs
LOL. Eat shit and go back to posting wagie memes.
Jaxson Rodriguez
some neets will get it
Logan Martin
>For starters, NEETs won't get it.
Jackson Ortiz
I haven't seen the current iteration of the bill, but an earlier draft had it cut off completely at 99k, which is bullshit. it would cost like 9% more just to give it to everyone, and that's only part of the money they're giving out. means testing is bullshit
Brayden Jenkins
neets get claimed as dependents, so no check for you. maybe mommie will buy a few more tendies for you
Lucas Williams
It's cut off at 99k for single individuals.
Kayden Turner
There is everything socialist about this and I’m sorry you’re such a brainlet that you don’t understand that
Leo Gray
99k with no kids for single 198k with no kids married = $0
It's kinda bullshit... as far as I'm concerned, this is just tax payers getting a tiny bit of their own tax dollars back, so why have any cutoff.
Ethan Kelly
>neets get claimed as dependents
Leo Cox
>Tax payers getting some of their own money back
>socialist
Umm...no.
The bailouts are another story.
Juan Hill
Socialist would imply it’s being done for the good of the human beings receiving it. It’s being done as a bottom up liquidity injection to support corporations.
William Fisher
>best nation on the planet
>defeat comunism
>is slowly subverted into that shit
Why is life so bad, Yas Forums?
Adrian Baker
This. 2 fucking trillion dollars and I don't get a cent.
Kevin Edwards
I am a single individual
why the fuck do married people get so much more leeway fuck. they share a bed and share expenses they always get double the cutoffs and tax limits when it should really maybe be a 50% advantage at best. I don't believe in means testing for this particular stimulus bill but whatever
Jason Powell
Maybe someone out there is encouraging nuclear families or some crazy idea like that?
Samuel Myers
Married people have more skin in the game when it comes to the functioning of state. You can bone the fuck out and leave the US high and dry much easier.
Joseph Cox
like I said it doesn't need to be a double benefit. high earners file individually anyways
Eli Peterson
you act like my entire family of 5 generations of americans don't live in this country.
Asher Perry
Ethan Green
And you are letting down your ancestors why?
So you can have cred shit-talking women on Yas Forums?
Jaxon Rodriguez
There used to be a marriage penalty, and back when the gov't actually liked white people a little bit, they correlated the drop in marriage rates to the penalty, so it got dropped.
In reality, people stopped getting married because chicks want to focus on their hr girl careers and suck stranger's dicks on exotic vacations. That's a whole other topic fit for though.
Jonathan Cox
>its all girl's fault
>men dindu nuffin
Hudson Edwards
money for all of this bullshit has to come from someone's taxes
Brandon Wood
Women weren't behind the decades of wage stagnation that forced women into holding jobs, thereby wrecking the housewife profession for the overwhelming majority of women.
Landon Stewart
Nice rationalization. Your shit personality is curable with effort, and the rest comes down to hygiene. Really the absolute self-absorbed man-child toolbag you've allowed yourself to develop into is going to be the Mt. Everest for you, I wish you luck.
Benjamin Collins
I get what your saying. The point is that marriage is the buy in, the line in the sand. Same way 18 is an adult. You got to pick a metric or a qualifier and marriage is the best one.
Parker Peterson
Yeah... I don't even care. You're both probably right. I shouldn't have interjected with that stuff.
Thomas Jones
When will we actually get our money?
Samuel Morris
It's retarded that anyone between 17-24 who earns income doesn't get compensated at all just because we get claimed as dependents.
Meanwhile welfare queens and 30 year old neckbeards who earn like 500 dollars a year but are "independent" will recieve the full amount.
Cooper Diaz
Soon™
Adrian Phillips
But it was capitalism that couldn't handle one tiny little virus.
Henry Jackson
Hes giving me $1200, Im voting for him. What democrat has ever given Americans a stimulus check?
Logan Edwards
prob around 4 weeks