/smg/ - Stock Market General

ooooooooooooooow my earsss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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fuck greenlanders

lmao saudis can't find customers for their oil now

UHHHHHHHH

fucking queer nigger kike commies.

it was priced in already
it was priced in already
it was priced in already
it was priced in already
it was priced in already

Wait I thought only bearish news was priced in? Bulls liked to me

>use my trumpbux to build dozens of vents using home depot parts
>sell each vent for $1200
yeah, I'm thinking thats bullish

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it seems like Italy has been the spread better than any other country as far as i can tell

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DON’T FUCK THIS UP JEROME
YOU’VE FUCKED ME 3 DAYS ALREADY

Should i sell my puts and take out what remains or we going deeper again next week? They are down 60% still.

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Incoming pump once Trump signs the bill. It'll be gone in minutes, but expect the pump.

has been controlling*

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how long until gas prices go negative

...

I don't understand this gay ass market

Nobody knows dude
This market makes no fucking sense

it being priced in was not priced in

>900+ deaths in Italy
Extremely bullish signal.

Last 30 minutes of the day predictions?

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Finally now I can eat lunch. Pump it jerome

kek

>use my trumpbux on risky puts
>save enough for a gun in case it goes wrong

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now compare that to the steep exponential growth in the US

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Watch it pump a bit just to dump hard, fucking people that bought the news

DID IT PASS?

Never. Even if crude is stupid cheap, refining, transporting and distributing it cost money.

The bill passed guys!
2 trillion dollars is surely going to end the oil war, fix the supply chain, keep REITs solvent, ensure small businesses weather 6 months of nonexistent demand, fix international travel, keep citizens with no savings above water, and make the virus that's infecting and killing soon millions across the world disappear!
We're saved!

WENDYS YOU RETARDED SHIT GO UP ALREADY

I think you might want to look at today's data big guy

CRAB GANG

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Extremely bullish.

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY SLOPIN EXPORINOS! ITS A HECKIN LINERINO!

Don't forget the 500 Billion held in trust by the treasury so that the Fed may loan up to 4.5 Trillion in order to bail out Wallstreet

>2 trillion dollars is surely going to end the oil war
No, but western nations not purchasing oil from the Saudis will.
OPEC is going to lose this one.

>trade service unavailable
I want to dump this SQQQ cMON!

Time to turn on bull mode for my 401?

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Reddit trannies need to get the fuck out of these threads already, go away, none of us want you here.

You know it's the hundreds of millions of dollars extra for NPR that's gonna make sure all that works, too. We'd be screwed without that.

this. cruise lines are fucking spiking right now from the bill pass despite being excluded from it. makes no sense

That delay between the bill passing and the buying was suspiciously long... Usually news reaction is very quick. Something isn't right.

here we go

this but unironically

another hydromax pump like yesterday

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You're not wrong that OPEC will lose, but the US will lose as well. Russia played this perfectly.

priced in

$2T for THIS

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I held for 5 days but I just sold for a 600$ loss. Fuck this gay market

breaker breaker we got a double breaker comin down the pike

priced in

'E BOT?
'E SOLD?
DAMP ET
PAMP ET

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>1 billion for 80,000 ventilators is too much
>imma sign a 2 billion dollar stimulus now
t. trump

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TRUMP SIGNS

ALL LIGHTS GO GREEN

GO GO GO

TRUMP SIGNS

ALL LIGHTS GO GREEN

GO GO GO

bullish

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Idiots buying, big money will be dumping today

why is ford spiking

Oil sounds really good to buy now/really soon.

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trillion

>2 billion
>billion
>2

Nah, the big players in US shale are spending money expanding right now. They are gambling that the Saudis and the Russians couldn't keep this up into the summer and it looks like they were right.
Lots of insider stock purchasing of XOM when it hit $31.

IT'S RRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

maximum bantz

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>Italy on Friday reported 919 new deaths from coronavirus, a new record high that brings the total number of fatalities to 9,134, the highest in the world.
>In Italy, 10.1% of confirmed cases have ended up proving fatal.
>919 new deaths
Jesus Christ. That just shot up.

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real talk what are americans going to waste their trumpbux on

Massie is based

does mean what...for a yropoor?

Biblical dump during last half hour to skip circuit breakers.

>thread suddenly slows
>everyone panic selling and buying
never change Yas Forums

and just think italy has been 'shutdown' for weeks now. with the much steeper curve in US cases its gonna be absolute bedlam in the coming weeks.

It's not a natural market. It's a controlled and moderated system and you can't see the forces at work.

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I lost a grand on it. im so fucking pissed off

>Burger King refuses to give out burgers after receiving money and fires all employees
Just think of the saving potential here.

JEROME PUMP IS HERE

Bull here and I'm green for the day with no real change in position between yesterday and today. It feels good to be this lucky.

SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB
SNAB SNAB SNAB SNAB SNAB

guns, drugs, sex and options

What oil stocks do I buy??? Will they be around in a year still?

Bearbros!!!!!!

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When do I get my FUCKING money?

:^) observing

this stimulus plan is like a terminal cancer patient with 2 weeks to live signing up for a loan he'll get in 4 weeks.

DOW +2k by EOD

23k by next Friday. Screenshot this.

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hot take: all three are based

dont cuck, last 30m will be dumping like crazy because bulls are scared to hodl over the weekend

Monday will be green gain. Thank god everything is returning back to normal

NO NO NO STOP YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN TODAY PLEASE MY PUTS WERE SO CLOSE TO BREAKING EVEN

TRUMP STILL NEEDS TO SIGN
>THE GREENING IS NEAR

TRUMP STILL NEEDS TO SIGN
>THE GREENING IS NEAR

TRUMP STILL NEEDS TO SIGN
>THE GREENING IS NEAR

More 5/15 SPY puts.

HAHAHAHA

Are you kidding me? Are you telling me the HoR passing the bill WASNT priced in? How tf did boomers not see this coming? The market should've plummeted hard af today wtf is going on

>while they're low
20% bull run this week
shit ain't cheap anymore

mfw literally bought 5/15 SPXL puts minutes before you said this

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god i love green numbers

unironically priced in
no one sane trading big money is banking on the possibility that trump just trashes the bill and requests revisions

everyones just preemptively buying with the money they know they'll be getting

buy the hype
also buy the news

the stimulus is already p.....

Do you guys think its going to go lower or is everything priced in. I sold PSX for some profit today and was hoping to get back in at 50.

Video games, iPhones, and vacations like retards

BEARS?

WHEN THE FUCK AM I GOING TO BE ABLE TO SELL SQQQ? THIS SHIT'S BEEN CRABBING FOR DAYS

Somebody reassure me that buying all these KO calls was a genius move.

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STIMULUS IS PRICED IN FOOLS!!!!

Bullish news is not priced in. Ever. Only bearish news. Stupid fucking faggot.

>2 trillion stimulus
>bounce 1%
ohnonono

>bought oil at absolute bottom
>already 12% up
Sell or HODL?

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If the problem is just a supply glut forcing prices down so low due to Arabs and Russians, why don't we just put tariffs on oil? Wouldn't that solve all our problems?

retard. should've bought calls

>People buying in when the virus just killed a thousand Italians in one day
>US gonna have a daily 9/11 next week and a much worse time after that because lock downs are for weak Euro nations like China or Spain

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either last 10 mins of the day when whales dump or monday/tuesday where we break circuits

Weekend stats are going to be fucked. Sell at the top of this pump lads

My friend said: "Fuck it, gonna go long on ES with 5 contracts in hope of retards pumping the market on something we knew would already happen". He has already locked in $5.4k on a 10 minute pump

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Confirmed cases are heavily skewed towards people in the risky group and they have way too many boomers, so really not surprising. Bullish.

Also, signing the bill is not priced in. Just look at the bump after the voice vote passed. We're going to the moon.

HOLD NIGGA HOLD

should've just bought shares

you're gonna be rich when OPEC switches to selling barrels of coca cola

Thanks for your input tranny.
I bet you’ve stockpiled estrogen haven’t you?

Based. I'm just comfy waiting for the final rugpull before I offload mine and maybe start buying.

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can KO pump a dollar or two please?

Everyone knew that it was going to pass with near 100% probability. It actually passing doesn't change outlook very much from before it passing.

twitter.com/IMFNews/status/1243569337388195843

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I think if I read the phrase "priced in" one more fucking time my head will explode.
Honestly we might see another drop, but the OPEC nations are under some economic pressure now. The loss of revenue is starting to hurt.

We did something even better and just stopped buying oil from them.

what a lot of people don't realize is that the money is going to take time to hit the market. it's unironically been priced in with senate approving it and it passing the house and whatnot was a forgone conclusion at this point

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Why would I when I am already a ct 2D anime girl?

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>implying that was the bottom

sell in 5 years

Sqqq time?

I can't sell sxps because of 3 day trades this week

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B U L L I S H
A N D
P R I C E D I N

i wanna buy XOM but i dont know when HHNNNNNGGG

OH SHIT STOCK MARKET GOING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tell that to the boomers and Powell's money printer

>monday/tuesday where we break circuits
I dont think we are breaking circuits anymore. Seems like bulls won the next several weeks.

Why aren’t my airline stocks going up the bill just passed! Fucking PUMP, do I hold for the weekend

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Also bullish and priced in.

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hahahahahahahhaahh

Is the market lagging behind all this bad news or is everything priced in?

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Don't rush in. You have time. I'm waiting for under 35.

Dow is up

Just start buying in incrementally now. I have over 5000 shares and literally live off the divvies

A recession is priced in and if it isnt its bullish and will just drive the stocks up more

priced in

Jerome has a giant gun pointed at "liquidity problems", don't worry about it