/smg/ - Stock Market General

zoomers won't make it edition

Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
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Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
nhentai.net/tag/bear/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=HMxUwTyz0hM
youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-boris-johnson-tests-positive-for-covid-19-11964493
youtube.com/watch?v=3NbQkyvbw18
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-27/one-corner-of-u-s-oil-market-has-already-seen-negative-prices
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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BLACK MONDAY 2
SKULLS FOR THE CORONA THRONE

vote already

Who here literally don't have stonks nor care about them, but is just here to shit on Bearfags or Bullcucks for the day?

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VOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTE

Based crab edition

What is a good trading platform that wont fuck me with fees and delayed self serving trades.

FUCK THE BILL
FUCK BULLS
CRASH IT

Why is dow(n) jones just completely stable and unmoving?

its going to pass dude we know this already, are you even listening to these remarks?

WE ARE SO FUCKED

WE ARE SO FUCKED

SO
SO
SO SO SO SO FUCKED.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Hargreaves Lansdown

Not having skin in the game is priced in moron

waiting for the bill

Wait so I shouldn’t hold my puts over the weekend? They are at +20% today

based and true

Interactive brokers.
You will get filtered by the interface anyway.

I don’t respect women, bros

why?

Friendly reminder that dividends are your enemy and will backstab you when you need them the most

2020-03-24:$ENLC: EnLink Midstream $0.1875->$0.09375

2020-03-23: $JWN: Nordstrom halts dividend.

2020-03-23: $FCX : Freeport-McMoRan Inc SUSPENDED.

2020-03-20:$M Macys suspends dividends.

2020-03-20: $DAL Delta Airlines halts dividends.

2020-03-20: $BA Boeing halts dividends

2020-03-20: $HT Hersha Hospitality revokes and suspends.

2020-03-20: $APLE : Apple Hospitality suspends distributions.

2020-03-19: $TJX Reevaluating dividends.

2020-03-18: $DRI Darden Restaurants suspend dividends.

2020-03-18: $BA CUT TO 0.

2020-03-18: $MAR Marriott eliminates dividends.

2020-03-18: $WPG reduction to $0.0625

2020-03-17: $CLDT CUT TO 0.

2020-03-16:$PK - Park Hotels & Resorts SUSPENDED.

2020-03-16:$MAC Macerich reducing $0.75->$0.50

2020-03-13: $F Ford suspends dividends.

2020-03-13: $NHF - NexPoint reducing to $0.10

2020-03-12: $APA Apache cutting dividends -> $0.025 cents a share.

2020-03-XX: $OXY cutting dividends from $0.72 /share to $0.11/share

2020-02-27: $AMC cut dividends from $0.20 -> $0.03

2020-02-27:$GCI resume in May, dividends ->$0.19 a share.

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who the hell is this?

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youtube.com/watch?v=HMxUwTyz0hM

based

obviously, I want to see the market react

>doesnt have or care about stocks
>spends all day in a stock thread
Damn, i thought my life was sad

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I got paid 70 Euros this week by based Roche. Fighting the virus while paying me fat cash.

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schwab

How do I short my landlord?

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Is this an ok, long-term, buy the dip play?

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WE ARE SO FUCKED

UHM HELLO?
BASED DEPARTMENT?

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Kill them

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youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY

>Oil futures are going up

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and this is why you buy cheap stocks with high yields that are down because of the overall market movements but still have positive cash flow.. such as telecoms.. utilities... etc...

I got an XLE dividend today go fuck yourself

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Some dumb cunt

WE ARE SO FUCKING FUCKED.

unbelievably based

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>BA cut to 0
No, BA was suspended. Guess how many companies on that list I own: 1, BA. Look at BA's track record over the past 20 years. It'l be fine.

This is why its important to pick GREAT companies and look at their free cash flow, dividend growth history and payout ratio.

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MESA Air looking like an easy profit

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i see this every threat the last 2 days, yet during non has the freefall happen.
convince me this time will be different

OH NO NO NO FAITH BROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

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there are 4 fucking /smg/ threads up, wtf is going on, can someone explain?
some retarded ugly muttcunt who spams Yas Forums and maybe other boards

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its gonna pump and then crash EOD

thats my guess, who knows with this clown market

Pretty dumb, you'll see.

Dividend are boomer traps retards.

I'm moving to Ky's 4th dist.

No. Faggot.

whats this about a vote? i thought the vote already happened and everything was a sealed deal. whats this fucking vote today now?

>libertarian
>based
congress allows a couple of them in as part of affirmative action

Since it's clown market it's going to dump soon and then EOD pump.

Is she priced in yet?

OPs are retarded and make new threads at 300 instead of waiting for it to drop to page 8.

it'll probably just crash after the vote, this market is a meme anyway and i'm just here to buy the dips until I'm rich. i swear this market is going to get me to early retirement a few years earlier than expected

I don't care if the market goes up or down I just want the lockdown to end so the brothels can open up again

it has to go through the senate, then the congress retard.

Not touching. Look at the volume on SPY hourly chart. Divergence straight down over the past four days.

Also, oil, how about taking a quick visit to the teens? You want to be cheaper. You will feel better if you are cheaper. How about $15? 15 is a nice round number.

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I bought
shit better not go to 18 or some shit

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I have nothing in this game yet, I'm just enjoying the roller coaster.

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>HE'S FUCKING LOSING IT
>WE'RE SO FUCKED
TURN ON TWITTER

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enjoy getting aids

The Fed has used its Kabbalah witchcraft to halt the market whenever it tries to correct downwards while it preps to resume the eternal pump.

It is how boomers will leave the market; just as they lived. They will destroy everything in one long party and leave actual ruins for their children to rebuild. It is the final dabbing. Love live the pump.

Was this priced in?

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Shut up faggot this guy is making things interesting and he's 100% correct fuck the kike stimulus bill no more bailouts

Extremely bullish.

When's the vote??

The kikes did a reverse switcharoo assfuck with no reacharound by making a rule change which let the bill go to congress first. Now it has to pass the house. Then it goes to Trump. We know Trump is a rubber stamp on corpo gibs, but the house isn't because it's D controlled. Based Massie wants to have the vote be open so they can't hide the fact that they voted to pass this dept inducing disaster.

anyone use the thinkorswim mobile app? wtf is the color link button next to the quote search bar and how do i unlink a ticker?

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Is this King N?

Everything until the heat death of the universe is priced in.

I'm $130 down, WEN save me please

Is this shit good, should I open an account

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>BA's track record
>GREAT companies and look at their free cash flow
lol

watch the stream. when the timer for both sides goes down... so like 30 minutes or so

What did they mean by this?!

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>its real

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Fuck guys I went retarded on options, so many different calls and puts

oh yeah its great. just throw money into an etf and watch as it goes up and then comes back down. you'll be right where you left off in 2009 once everything settles.

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No, no it's not. It is like we are having summer early and all the children are here.

you think MESA will survive?

As long as you didn't use the forbidden put call technique.

>news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-boris-johnson-tests-positive-for-covid-19-11964493

only a matter of time, trumpcucks

RIP Ford

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>runs single biggest ETF in the world
yeah it's pretty good

Happening cancelled?

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>its volume and optimism: gone.

Italy deaths hit MSM in 3 minutes. Back by easter not looking good...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY DID YOU POST CRACKYCHANS TWITTER THIS IS SAD AS FUCK
I MEAN OF COURSE IT WOULD END IN DISASTER IF SHE WAS POSTING SELFIES ON Yas Forums BACK THEN BUT STILL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I think I’ll take the yellow pill.

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As long as massie survives I'm happy. My new favorite politician

>No, no it's not. It is like we are having summer early and all the children are here.

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>King N

King Nigger?

Trump will get it, then use his blood as a cure. Get fucked commie

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>muh chloroquine
>muh redicivir

People waiting for the bill.

wat

it really is sad, huh? why didnt she just become normal and end up with a normal job...

extremly bearish

Low confidence is what it looks like to me.

They literally just said on the WHO stream that there are is no proven treatment

First I would want to know how many black men

Why the FUCK are we shutting down the country to save 12% of boomers from dying to this fucking shit.

why the FUCK do i have to wait in a line to get in the grocery store like i live in 3rd world country or some shit FUCK these OLD FAGGOTS, THEY CAN SELF ISOLATE, NOT US

SHUTTING DOWN THE ECONOMY FOR SOME WRINKLY OLD FAGGOTS WHO ARENT GONNA LIVE THROUGH THE DECADE ANYWYA FUCKING NIGGERSSSSSSS

WHY THE FUCK AM I STUCK IN THIS LINE

I was surprised she is still on the Internet. Briefly looking through her Twitter made me feel happy to be born as a man.

Because she was a Yas Forums oldfag and probably a rare female INTP

WEWWWWWWWWW
Jim knows he’s just chasing hope. I think he’s just cooperating with the feds because he wants to get his daughter out of Madrid.

Yes.
His daughter is in fucking Spain RIGHT NOW!!

What drug?
Regeneron?
Based.

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If you don't check your portfolio on red days, it's like the losses don't happen! It's what I do.

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>he bought the boomer remover meme
China has bamboozled the entire globe

MOMMY PELOSI SPEAKING

Looks like Massie's one-man government shutdown isn't going to hold. Bill is being passed anyway.

Prepare for the FRIDAY GREENING.

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Khorona cares not from where the blood flows, only that it flows without cease for all eternity (that means you bullcucks).

Blood for the blood god,
Skulls for the Corona throne

market mood soon?
youtube.com/watch?v=3NbQkyvbw18

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what do black men have to do with this, Ford is taking a huge dump and it might be a good time to buy

37 new deaths in Norleans

I wonder if she has to wipe the human shit from her shoes every time she steps out of san fancisco to go to DC

the biggest problem with the 'treatment' is that you have to start it asap. most americans avoid healthcare due to cost. by the time they stumble into the hospital coughing up a lung its too late. their only chance is a z-pack and ICU. what happens when ICU is full?

It's BOOMING lads

Bears btfo

>pastor
>joined the military to murder brown babies
What is it with amerimutt dissonance?

fuck fuck fuck fuck marry kill fuck

>What drug?
>Regeneron?
Yea, the 4 most common. Malaria, HIV, and I can't recall or want to look - just like you!

these are all men with bad boob jobs

There's human shit on the streets here too my friend, just not as much.

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37 less gibs recipients, extremely bullish

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Link to her tweeter?

stop talking about the virus, go back to promises to give out money

None of these people are good Orators. I miss Hitler

Because this country is run by boomers for boomers and boomers don't give a fuck about anyone else.

>implying she actually spends any time in San Francisco

The only good thing to happen to me today

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yes

March 27th, 2020 - 10:15am

JPow sat down at his desk and let out a long sigh as he looked at his MacBook. It had a big 'dollar-sign' sticker on the top that he got for 50 cents at the bowling alley. He opened the computer and used his pointer fingers to type in his password: "J-Money#1". He took a long sip of the warm milk in his coffee mug. "How much more should we print?!?" he yelled at the intern situated at a desk outside of his office.

"I don't know man, it's unlimited, just make up a number" the intern shouted back. JPow hated the intern's dismissive tone but the young man was 6'5'' and built like a NFL linebacker... his wife called the intern a "Chad", but JPow didn't know what that meant. He mumbled to himself, "I'm the money man. Nobody else." JPow opened up the Google sheets doc titled "$$$ Money for government $$$" and looked at the only cell on the sheet with anything in it. "100 trillion" it read. He stopped for a moment, smiling at his own brilliance, then deleted the word "trillion" and replaced it with "gazillion". JPow nodded and took another sip of the milk, satisfied with his work for the day.

"Good to go!" He yelled at the intern.

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who?

WHY IS IT CLIMBING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

im a female intp and i ended up with a real job. it's not hard to not be poor. granted i never posted my face on Yas Forums or made it my identity. i am sad that she is still clinging onto that identity when she's like 30 now... "internets original camgirl, i guess" very sad.

>buying BA calls during the dump

Smart man

More like
Kill, fuck, fuck, kill, marry, fuck (simply because of the boobs) and kill

HAHA get fucked bears, we ending the day green

Is this bitch drunk? Holy shit learn how to speak a coherent sentence.

RSI at 42, and still predicted to reach $10+. Good chance at them making it through.

>WHY THE FUCK AM I STUCK IN THIS LINE

oh poor you.

she's a noted alcoholic, so yes

NVDA gang how you doing?

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What cheap stocks are you guys loading up on?

Because corona just popped the bubble it isn't driving the actual economic loss.

>im a gril btw ;)
please kys then leave

I'm a male into we should fuck and make genius autist babies that we can ignore as we separately pursue our next failed endeavor

Last chance to get on the bull train guys. Deaths are about to skyrocket and we're going to be mooning off those deaths.

What do you asshole think about dropping 5k on west texas intermediate? its like 21pb and it goanna double in a month or two.

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Look at this jewish handrubbing

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Quality.

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BIEI

Hopefully all blacks

Any good calls for next week?

of course it is, companies are closed, stopped working

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-27/one-corner-of-u-s-oil-market-has-already-seen-negative-prices
>Negative 19 cent a barrel of oil
kek

Oil and Utility chads are we going to see a dip sometime next week or did I mess up taking my profits today thinking that this was a false bottom? I still have XOM, BP, RDS.B but am losing because I acquired them this week and am looking to reenter PSX

how do I buy and store barrels of crude under my stairs

MBTI is some bullshit but see bottom right for Cracky

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good theft from WSB
I hate that we're reaching a convergence point

What calls exactly?

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

THE TIME OF THE GREENING IS UPON US

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Based Powell-pasta maker

i'm an almost 40 year old mom of 3 already sorry. i suspect most of the people on Yas Forums are boomers like me.

Can someone help that cow please

are you fucking kidding me
the SEC is allowing companies to delay earnings reports
holy fucking shit thats jewishf FUCKING DESPOREATE BOOMERS JUST LET IT CRASH
god propping up this rotting zombie corsep of an economy for as long as possible is fucking disgusting
oy vey dont let the goyim know we 're broke!!

is companies refusing to file earnings reports bullish?

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Priced in

the chad part was cringe and contributed nothing to the narrative

feeling the buyers are going to come in soon and we close higher than here nicely

Someone explain to me how she got voted in. She is a horrible speaker. No enthusiasm. No charisma, sounds drunk and rambles on forever.