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SQQQ

Literally all I want to own is a security that will pay me from now until the end of time and increase its payout.

Stocks or ETFs?

MFA financial

Suncor, Exxon, Chevron

You can thank me when you're a millionaire next year.

doomp eeet

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I want to be ass raped by a fucking big black bull!

Based

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SQQQ

Not ETFs. Get high-dividend stocks

DCA into VOO

>sqqq

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10 minutes to see the battle rage between the Bears and the BRRRRS. Prepare yourselves.

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>Bonjour, gentlemen.

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Are we back in there, bears!?

OIL CHADS ROLL CALL
WW@?
WHAT ARE YOU BUYING?

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Suncor looks like a reallllly good stock to buy right now

how the fuck are you able to trade in extended hours?

I sold at 20,000, because I was scared, but decided to go all in yesterday just as that massive rally was happening at the end of the day. I bought in just before the market closed at 22,550. I couldn't risk missing out any more. I hope I make a lot of money today.

Activate Crab-17.

they will all be cutting their dividends enormously user

YINN

I want to buy oil too and no idea what I should get

Boris Johnson has corona

TVIX

If it opens red, are we selling on open, or holding, SQQQbros?

How much further can it go down retards? Put me in the bull camp.

Unironically all-in $VTSAX. Read bogleheads forums.

So let me get this right:

You buy puts on TQQQ when it's going up and you buy calls on SQQQ when it's going down?

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Just a reminder that after this pandemic ends, the recovery will be enormous! DOW 50K!

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Look into DRIP.

*CLACK* poster, I love you.

PLEASE OH BENEVOLENT MASTER, PLEASE BUMP IT, I BEG OF YOU

You make me feel bad for future you, user.

JEROME YOU FUCK WHY AREN'T YOU PUMPING PREMARKET

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Feelin good bear bro’s, making money on that SQQQ, got a job salaries job letting me remote work, and just got into law school so hopefully the job market can recover by the time I’m out.

NEGATIVE THOUGHTS ARE 10x MORE POWERFUL THAN POSITIVE THOUGHTS

DOW 100K
I already have my hat ready

Bloody friday confirmed. Bulls BTFO, Bears are always right eventually.

Xom if it falls a bit more today. Maybe HAL as well

OH NONONONNO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

You just woke up didn't you

Like GE was? Like F was? I don't trust myself to make the right call.

thanks for the heads-up

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btw oil is down by almost 6% too, today. The fall will be epic. It's also friday.

A toast to my fellow bears.

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That's not what the chart shows

I dont see the issue

already priced in, unironically

i swear to fuck if this shit isnt red on open im going to neck myself and stream it

If we're judging by the Spanish Flu pattern, we lose 30% top to bottom (already happened), retrace back about 30% then drop a bit but transition into a strong upward trend.

Unfortunately markets a century ago are not really the same as they are now, but that's really the best analogue we have.

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RDS.B and HAL. Maybe XOM

based

How long before the population becomes unhappy at the free gibs for shitty companies?

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holding for 30+

PSX66 SU RDS.A

Literally who?

Who /FuckLandlordsGang/ here?

I need it to drop like 15% just to recoup my losses. Diamond hands.

ok bobros, whats the deal today, do we buy or wait monday

Lost 10% value getting out yesterday. Would be back to normal today if stayed in. Fuck this gay earth, fuck this market, fuck every single god damn boomer to death. Now my longs are dying. nice. I am too depressed to cry now. No idea wtf will happen Monday, no clue to buy long now or sell short.

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pay renbts

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They already are. Look at how many people are balking at bailing out Boeing and airlines.

I'm asking if that's how you should behave in response to the market to make some damn money, Should I buy calls on SQQQ?

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Those bogs are eerily good at prediction exactly how long I have the stamina to hold onto something.

that's already priced in

LOOK AT THAT OLD PURPLE HAIRED CUNT. THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF AMERICA

I’m holding til dow 10k

Tie the noose before the market opens so the bogs have no choice but to dump it for you.

You have been making the propper offerings to your Bog altar... right?

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>when your landlord responds to your rent strike with a mild gas leak during a respiratory plauge

NEVER. SELL. FOR. A. LOSS.

DID I REALLY JUST BOUGHT MY SHORTS ON THE FUCKING BOTTOM AGAIN?? DROP U MOTHERFUCKER!! U ARE BASICLY DEAD...STOP FIGHTING IT AND LET IT HAPPEN.

am i retarded or are pre markets down. bear bros time to shine?

Been a while since we've seen a pink wojak.

If today is red what will Monday be

You should’ve bought during the closing pump yesterday

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Based clack poster

Those are manufacturing companies. We were already in a manufacturing recession and reentering a crisis triggered global recession/possible depression.

You probably want to go with something safer like a JNJ at 110 or maybe a VZ.

i told you to hold yesterday fag
maroon

OH GOD THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

BASED

>making like $20/day just by holding USD

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Bears give me one good reason not to go all-in on 10x inverse SPY.

There are people ITT RIGHT NOW, who bought calls on at the top.

LMAO

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Either extremely red or slightly green.

FUTURES DOWN -4%

3 MINUTES TO GO

CRASHING THIS PLANE!!!

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What are you talking about, futures r red

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!

BULLTARDS ARE AWFULLY QUIET!!
>BULLTARDS ARE AWFULLY QUIET!!
BULLTARDS ARE AWFULLY QUIET!!
>BULLTARDS ARE AWFULLY QUIET!!
BULLTARDS ARE AWFULLY QUIET!!

How did futures do?
t. European

jerome is devaluing it while it sits in your hand retard

Anyone else wanna try to leverage some oil with me over the weekend? Have a feeling we will be celebrating bigly on Monday.

Europeans, which broker do you use to trade options?

if you didn't buy yesterday, don't do it now. There's no telling what jerome's printer can do to stop the market for hitting circuit breakers again.

CANT DO IT user

This

As soon as I buy a call I guarantee you 1,000% the market tanks

Please don't get too cocky bears. Haven't you learned?

yeah don't pay your landlord so he can't pay the mortgage, have the place foreclosed on and ruin someone elses life because you're a piece of shit taking advantage of a pandemic

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please god let me unload this sqqq dog shit

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2 minutes left

based and lolipilled

Forgot the title but last time I checked it was around 1320 yen.

>That's not what the chart shows
It shows that after the Spanish Flu ended, everyone moved on and the stock market went to orbit.

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Because you don't know the difference between bulls and bears. That's a big one

BREATH IN
BREATH OUT
BREATH IN
BREATH OUT
BREATH INNNNNNNNNNNN

Cheerio, Boboris the anglo bear

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Haven't YOU learned?

I use Nordnet, which is based on Norway and serves the scandi countries

>dont get cocky during the black plague
cope

Bull trap activating today or monday?

>t. schlomo

Swissquote

I feel like this has way too much truth to it.

Exactly what happened.

Impossible when shorting or reverse ETF's sometimes. Might as well hold my longs though I guess.

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Will end green.

I think you're celebrating too early.

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source me

yes. fuck you

today I added Phosagro, Volkswagen and AB Inbev to my portfolio (ABBV, PSX)

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

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the fucking dow should go back to 18k or lower...
your country is fucking done for.
in a few weeks u will call this virus the "shoa...houuuugh" or "the holocough"

god luck niggers,

I think Jerome Powell sucks!

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mobile.twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/1243529539998879744
kek, brutal

>tfw tendie supplies may be impacted

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