/smg/ - Stock Market General

Fuck the Fed

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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free chart:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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I can't wait till all the boomers die off

Which cheap, high reward stocks should I go all in on?
>Which cheap, high reward stocks should I go all in on?
Which cheap, high reward stocks should I go all in on?
>Which cheap, high reward stocks should I go all in on?
Which cheap, high reward stocks should I go all in on?
>Which cheap, high reward stocks should I go all in on?
Which cheap, high reward stocks should I go all in on?

AGNC

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FTSE down over 5%

Bullfags BTFO

SQQQLDIERS REPORT IN

Fitbit and gpro

>a virus that kills retirees and diverse urban youths
tell me how this isn't bullish long term

you'll never escape the eternal boomer, r*ddit

20.98 reporting in

Reporting in.

>almost at its pre-crisis levels

Nah, not enough risk for me, desu.

Reminder that SPY is going to 277 before this bull trap is over.

eat my shorts standing by

FANG (the oil co)

Jerome. Could you not?

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HOLDING FROM WEDNESDAY SIR. WE ARE PINNED DOWN OVER HERE. NEED BAD CORONA NEWS TIME NOW FIRE FOR EFFECT DANGER CLOSE I REPEAT DANGER CLOSE

reporting

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Nice market you have there, chap. It would be a shame if someone, pumped the shit out of it. See you in an hour.

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I'm not from reddit, I'm a zoomer from iFunny

Not worth jumping in until it hits 5000 again

You got bogged, accept it.

holding my bags since $29

BAGHOLDING AT 28
IRON HANDS MY FRIENDS

everything's bullish long term, we're still correcting

Thanks, my guy.

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Dow will fall 11.7% on monday

I bought puts Monday after losing 90% of my investment, and then I lost another 5% over the last two days. I had $6000 last week and now I only have $150. I've been larping as a delusional Qtard permabull the entire week and spreading blatant disinformation and fomo. For example:
>Yep. If you didn't buy Tues or Wed, you missed the bottom. Good job retards.
And
>China is basically back up and running, and the US will be returning to work sooner than expected. People have realized this has all been a big nothingburger, just overhyped hysterical media trash.

It's been fun.

OH NO NO NO WE GOT TO COCKY BULLBROS

Do I hold/go cash/or buy inverse ETFs

Average price of 25 and comfy. I may even pick up some cheapies today if the circus is still in town

No.
BUY BUY BUY

Witnessed

I’m a bear but lmao

I’d rather trade today’s circuit breaker for monday’s double circuit breaker.

MY SACRIFICE WILL BRING ABOUT AN ERA OF JIHAD ON THE MARKET KIKES
ALLAH ALLAH

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Bag holding at 24.77

Who poorfag here?

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ive been in the shit since tuesday private
what we do in life echoes in eternity, brothers

I'm in cash baby after dropping of all my SQQQ at $30. Not going to buy more over $17.

you're about to go 3 for 3 on being wrong

>They priced everything in?
>Price it out.
>Everything.

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k. keep me posted

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I have SPY puts expiring today, and they’re more than 20% OTM, why the fuck do they still have bids at all?

Did Jerome turn the printer on early? I got some of yesterday's gains back

The pandemic is fucking over why dont you bear niggers go back to the cave

keked and checked

Tell me the truth guys.

Do these people pump so they could dump their bags at a higher price?

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Why wasnt boris Johnson getting coronavirus priced in?

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Wsb autists

checked

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Here come the green dildos.

And you fucking retards want to fight the pump. I warned you.

>The pandemic is fucking over why dont you bear niggers go back to the cave

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MAN DOWN! WE GOT CASUALTIES HERE!

Kek

AHAHAHAha

FUR DIE VATERLAND!


EIN VOLK
EIN GOTT
EIN BÄR!!

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Now you're starting to get it

It was, you are just too low IQ to see it.

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Some people might want to day trade them.

That's the point retard

t.

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Should I buy SPXU?

THE MARKETS ARE INFORMATIONALlY EFFICIENT

THE PRICE IS RIGHT

EVERYTHING IS ALREADY PRICED IN

You all got btfo all week and now decide to come back even after taking a ass beating. The bull is on the rise and there's nothing stopping it

The Dutch government is actually rather honest at the moment. Minister of Finance already said that we have enough to make it for maybe 3 months max like this. The calculation department already estimates a economic downturn between 2 and 10 percent. Lastly, the president of the Dutch central bank openly said that what the ECB is doing (buying shit from shit countries) is dangerous and we should not be doing it.

This while other governments imply it will all be fine soon yadayada. How are yours handling it and how does it affect the stonks?

Oil
Drones
Funeral

He got too cocky!

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>die
I don't speak a lick of g*rman and I know this is grammatically incorrect.

>800
This is nothing in the context of the current volatility. Get your shit together, fucking brainlets.

nah

omg shtu the fuck up with your genders.

too late shouldve bought yesterday

>EIN GOTT

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I am admiditly a tourist. I stopped comming to this site years and years ago and I just want to say biz is with out a doubt the last bastion of premium content on this god forsaken website.

God bless you all, Yas Forums anons, god bless you all.

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We got too cocky bearbros!!

Of course.

lol I'm still in the Green

yes

>being more ass-pained by Trump then the pandemic
>approval rating still up
Anti-trumpfsters right now.

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>haha green line go up me have many dollar but dollar have no buy power no more
is $20 bread really worth that +3%

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Next weeks peak will rip and tear bull assholes

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youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM
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youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM

TELL ME BROS

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SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO

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>over
you niggas have more cases than china, GROWING EXPONENTIALLY LMAO

youre so fucked you cannot comprehend

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Is that a Flemish flag on a nazi plane? Was that a thing?

the market wants to crash, every reason is a good reason at this point. but fucking warthog jerome won't let it, brrring billions. I wonder how well will their strategy of extinguishing a fire with gasoline work

Well states are shutting down left and right, including our epicenters, unemployment is skyrocketing and so is the DOW so I'd say we're doing real swell.

Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't go all in on JNUG.

Bullish

>being a coronadoomer
based
>believing china's numbers
?????

Cool but don't tell anyone about this place. We can't keep getting more retarded newfags and bears raping themselves.

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Jerome, would you kindly pump the market?

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>MNUCHIN SAYS BOEING HAS SAID THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF USING FEDERAL MONEY
KEK

It's PRICED IN

BOBOS, WILL WE HAVE ANOTHER DAY LIKE THIS IN THE FUTURE?

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Bears really should beg for bad news to dump the market. Bad news has only pumped it. Bears should hope for good news and and a national rosy outlook. THAT is when it will really dump.

Standing by.

well its going to go to x2 leverage soon, for one

But the Don said everything will be back on track by Easter!

Really curious what will happen if he can't keep his promise.

/o/ is pretty good, too

based dutch

What are the yearly spikes from? Tradies not working over the winter?

Sauce on the urban yoots part?

It doesn't matter what they say about Boeing, just as long as they mention it. The government will never let Boeing fail.

BOBO
O
B
O

So fucking bullish. Going all in on calls right now

some have managed to flatten the curve.

NOT THE BURGERS THOUGH

IF LINE GO UP, STOCK MARKET GO UP

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why?

IMAGINE
HAVING
MONEY
IN
THIS
CLOWN
FIESTA
MARKET
OHNONONONONONONONONONO

Honestly won't happen since dems think they can take their time and negotiate in the middle of a crisis.

thestreet.com/etffocus/trade-ideas/gold-etfs-jnug-nugt-reduce-leverage-as-derivatives-market-gets-wonky

Trump has corona virus. Price it in now or regret it.

everyone in grey is lying or not testing

What cheap, high risk stocks should I go all in on today?

NONE OF EM

God I hope so. I could really go for another -3000 day.

Hell/o/

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priced in

Some of you are alright, but some of you are the stupidest And most arrogant motherfuckers we’ve ever had on this general, and need to go right the fuck back where you came from.

Hello friend, you’ve seen very creative and intelligent. Are you perhaps Australian? Or where are you from?

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-5000 day

doc this dose kinda tastes weird

I'm just selling it all today

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Why is everybody here ignoring anything with more than a year in horizon?

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THEY'RE MY TRUMPBUX AND I WANT THEM NOW REEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Yeah. Construction slows down up north, Christmas retail temp jobs end, etc.

Boris Johnson has tested positive for corona virus.

stop trying to trick is cow boi

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China could have upwards of 20 million dead.
20 million mobile phone accounts, which are tied to government ID, just terminated.

It's difficult as a westerner to comprehend how many people there are in China but please take note of that fact that over the course of 3 months 2.5 million people would've died of natural causes, just based off of 2018 numbers. I'm pretty sure the death rate in China went up in 2019.

I don't think today is the day to buy. I think today will be moderately red. Monday will probably be better for buying.