What do you call this pattern?
What do you call this pattern?
Levi Myers
Noah Nguyen
The 3 trillion dollar pump and dump
Christian Nguyen
The bearbuster
Trump singlehandedly saved the world economy
Asher Nelson
Bear trap.
Xavier Reyes
Low volume P&D
Zachary Hughes
aaaand we're back
Lucas Cruz
The bear trap
Shiggy
Colton Baker
it's called wallah
Dylan Jackson
V shaped recovery
Lucas Morgan
DEAD
CAT
BOUNCE
Charles Evans
Overreaction of the mass. Fearmongering of MSM and a nothingburger event to prop up the bubble for another 10years of bull market.
Brody Cooper
The V-shaped recovery. We're going to the moon!
:^)
Gavin Jackson
V recovery, get on the train now phaggot - pattern.
Michael Price
the spike
Isaac Rivera
Set the economy on fire then buy everything up when it goes on a fire sale.
Jaxon Brown
wall st shuffle
Andrew Cook
Most obvious dead cat bounce in history
>corona just starting in the US
>no cure in sight
>quarantine about to be enforced
>some places might require full lockdown
>hurr durr this might be a good time to buy stocks
How retarded can you be?
Jeremiah Allen
BURRRR
Aiden Gomez
Bull trap, return to normal.
Eli Evans
reflation trade
Xavier Lee
Yeah, let’s buy em at the fuckin peak
Eli King
D
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A
D
CAT
B
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C
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ps. look at the crypto 2018
Thomas Young
something something bounce
Julian Harris
A skittish market not sure where things stand but slowly coming to the realization that the coronavirus is both worse and better than people realize.
Worse because it's wildly infectious and is far more widespread than people think but better because it's death rate is probably only slightly higher than the flu.
Also, we plummeted so hard because people started cashing in their 401ks because they needed the money/were worried their retirements would end up worthless.
We're gonna end up in a crab market around 24k with swings of 2k while the big money decide just how bad the coronavirus is.
Christopher Perez
It's called the ZOOM OUT FAGGOT
Brayden White
I'm losing an entire month's paycheck on puts.
Tyler Stewart
It wasn’t a huge overreaction. Keep in mind most of the big players hedge so they make up some of the downside.
Most investors were of the opinion that stocks were overvalued since like 2015. This gave people and excuse to cash out on their massive gains.
Now people are getting the message that this administration doesn’t give a fuck thinks austerity is bullshit and wants high inflation and due to this crisis is probably going to get it.
Angel Bennett
Replacing of a printer cartridge.
Nathan Baker
Look at all these doomers seething they didn't buy the dip.
Adam Lewis
Most big cities are already on full lockdown. You know what’s going to happen? Boomers will finally realize that having everyone show up to the office is a massive waste of time and money and that most modern jobs can easily be done at home.
Delivery drivers aren’t going to stop working. People will just keep shopping online. Once people get used to quarantine they’ll stop buying every toilet paper roll in sight, and things will continue as usual but with less travel, less concerts, less sporting events, less time spent at bars and restaurants.
And you know what those industries have in common? They’re pure luxuries. It’s just stuff people waste money on anyways.
Anthony Cox
Denial
Jackson Hughes
The dip has passed and you didn't buy it. Just like me you'll be stuck being dipless
Jose Ortiz
Babies 1st crash kek
Easton Sullivan
>Boomers will finally realize that having everyone show up to the office is a massive waste of time and money and that most modern jobs can easily be done at home.
Working at home is nothing new. Big companies like IBM and Yahoo have tried it for a while but reversed course after it impacted overall productivity.
theatlantic.com
Jaxson Young
Jeromed
Gabriel Cox
fpbp
see you at 10k
Carson Mitchell
The "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT A MOMENT WAIT A MOMENT WHERE THE FUCK AM I?"
Parker Morris
This.
Aiden Myers
>CUm
Sell me that id
Jason Young
Transfer of wealth from working taxpayers to corporatists
Xavier Lee
the grand circus of money
Josiah Kelly
this
Logan Smith
Trump n' Dump
Brandon Reyes
that's a man
Jordan Rodriguez
OH FUCK
I'm going to start calling it that. lmao
Connor Howard
>Planes (BOE, UAH)
>Cruise Ships (CCL)
>Movie Theaters (DIS, AMC)
They're pure luxeries, they don't matter none :^]
Kayden Nguyen
this is the classic "your currency has failed and collapse is imminent" pattern.
Jonathan Lewis
if this is a V haped recovery than that will be the gayest thing ever and nobody should ever invest in the stock market. earnings will be dismal going forward, period, reevaluation to more sane levels and P/E ratios will be needed. like around 10,000
Jackson Green
Markets are irrational. When the Emperor is revealed to have no clothes, the fun will begin.
Justin Bailey
HURR DURR # DOW JEWS 1,000,000!!!!!!!!
Austin Carter
It's all fine, please buy
Tyler Martinez
Juan Rodriguez
fed has the money printer running on overdrive propping up this dead cat. balance sheet shows they purchased $1T in assets just this week. unfortunately once this bill gets signed tomorrow there will be no more good news in sight and reality will set back in. infections and deaths sky rocketing and 10M+ unemployed. we will be back at the lows in 2 weeks maybe 3.
Brayden King
>It took IBM 30 years to realized remote work doesn't work
Brainlet.
>In those days, IBM could decide what to build, plan how to build it, and count on its customers to accept what it finally built at the end of a months-long process. Today, in the age of the never-ending software update, business is more like a series of emergencies that need to be approached like an airplane’s fuel leak. You diagnose a problem, deliver a quick-and-dirty solution, get feedback, course-correct, and repeat, always with an eye on the changing weather outside.
No fucking wonder you can't do remote work when your business operates on the constant verge of disaster. It's also connected to companies not training anyone anymore and the entry position replaced by the jobber one. Say thanks to the post 2007 economy for this.
Zachary Powell
V shape recovery.
Connor Baker
priced in
Aaron Fisher
return to "normal" kek
Nolan Clark
Bearniggers BTFO
Luis Thomas
welcome to the bull trap niggas, prepare for the plummet.
Lincoln Johnson
B A S E D
Lincoln Wood
the day when the bears were proven totally and utterly WRONG, and the us economy showed that, not only is it the best in the world, it is also the most resilient. remember to keep your money in the banks, there is no safer place for it right now.
Jeremiah Ortiz
>market goes down
"see the stimulus did nothing!"
>Market bounces hard
"Fed is manipulating!"
Doomer manchildren are retarded. They dont even realize it NOT the central banks doing the buying
Michael Rivera
This is what we call a "sucker's rally". The conditions that created the crash have no dissipated yet dumb money is buying back in thinking they found the bottom.